Chapter 91
A'Tu's awakening and the return of Su Xuan and Gu Shuo's memories surprised Lu Tao and his group.
When A Tu knew that Su Xuan still had so many family members in this era, he was quite relieved, but of course he was also a little jealous.
But his attention was soon drawn to his cell phone.
Su Xuan spent half a day teaching A Tu how to use the mobile phone and voice input function, and then opened a Weibo account for him.
Then...it was out of control.
A Tu thinks Weibo is so interesting!
Many netizens keenly discovered that Su Xuan followed a new person on Weibo, named Tu Tu, and Tu Tu’s profile also stated that he was a “Shanhai Entertainment Artist”!
What?! Is there a new handsome guy joining Shanhai Entertainment? Send me his photos!
Netizens were waiting with their mouths watering... However, after waiting for a long time, they didn't get any photos, but they did get a lot of likes.
This handsome Tu Tu guy first liked all the Weibo posts of Shanhai Entertainment artists, commented "not bad" on Xia Yan and Qi Hanyu's selfies, commented "very beautiful" on the sunset photo taken by Su Xuan before getting off work yesterday, and then commented "worthy of being a glutton" on Lu Tao's hearty lunch photo, and deleted it immediately after posting.
Netizens keenly noticed that this handsome Tu Tu guy was a little unusual. At least most people who want to criticize others for eating too much would never think of mocking them as gluttons!
I’ve learned a lot!
Then this handsome Tu Tu guy started liking trending searches, such as what are the delicacies in X City, how much do Chinese people love snail noodles, and is durian still delicious in this season...
He: "Remember I want to eat these @山海娱乐苏玄"
Netizens: ???
Holy shit, is this new guy so tough and domineering?!
Is Mr. Su the boss or is handsome Tu Tu the boss?
Netizens were all dumbfounded.
Then this handsome Tu Tu guy started to like social news again. A young man from City X spent 30,000 yuan to get a Daomingsi hairstyle, but he didn't want his hair to be made into a cannon. The barber kept saying that the hairstyle was quite successful, and the young man was so angry that he cried on the spot.
Handsome Tu Tu's comment was full of curiosity: "This hairstyle that can be created with one shot can fetch 30,000 coins. If I can create 10,000 shots a day, wouldn't it be faster to make money than making those beans? @山海娱乐苏玄"
Netizens: ??? Cannon? What cannon? Boom? What boom? Beans? What beans?
They were confused about what handsome Tu Tu was talking about!
After liking social news, this handsome Tu Tu guy started liking international news, foreign news, aerospace news, and archaeological news. Every time he liked a post, he would make one or two very peculiar comments. The breadth of his interests is astonishing, and the erotic comments are hilarious.
Is this a reserve artist or an old man eating melon seeds at the village entrance? Mr. Su couldn't have signed a grandfather-level figure, could he?
Of course, it would be normal if the person signing the contract was an actor...
As netizens were thinking this with a dry laugh, they saw with their own eyes that "Tu Tu"'s Weibo profile changed from a Shanhai Entertainment artist to a Shanhai Entertainment trainee.
Netizens were stunned, their minds spinning in amazement. "No way, they're really trainees? Grandpa trainees? Are some show planning to go the extra mile and audition a boy band featuring grandpas?"
Soon, Su Xuan gave them the answer.
He posted a photo of him and Tu Tu on Tu Tu’s Weibo.
In the photo, Su Xuan, who is a bit shorter in comparison, puts his arm around Tu Tu's shoulders. Tu Tu smiles shyly at the camera. His healthy wheat-colored skin, muscular, bulging biceps, deltoids, and pectoral muscles...
Netizens... Netizens are crazy!
Holy shit, which village are these uncles from? They also want to crack the melon seeds together. Brother, can you use your muscles to help us crack the melon seeds?!
…
Although the phone was briefly out of control after it was handed to Tu Tu, Su Xuan felt that the effect they ultimately achieved was successful. At least netizens remembered Tu Tu right away!
Of course, it will take time to completely transform Tu Tu into an excellent artist. We can only do it slowly and not in a hurry.
At the moment, Su Xuan could only repeatedly remind A Tu to be cautious when posting on Weibo, otherwise he would suffer social failure before his debut.
Listening to Su Xuan's serious tone, although Ah Tu didn't know what "social death" was, looking at the comments in the comment section, such as "Ahhhh brother, use your muscles to pinch my melon seeds" and "Fuck handsome guy, kill me with one shot", Ah Tu swallowed his saliva and felt that the so-called "social death" might be just like this...
His expression became serious, and he became more cautious as he browsed Weibo on his phone.
Seeing him like this, Su Xuan felt relieved and went to the side to help with the remaining matters of Ah Tu's identity registration. After a while, he suddenly heard Ah Tu ask: "... Ah Xuan, in this day and age, if you discover ominous monsters, do you have to report it to the Monster Bureau?"
Without even turning his head, Su Xuan said, "The world has changed. Information is so advanced now. If we notice something unusual but don't report it, and it gets blown out of proportion, and our presence is discovered, we'll be the ones in trouble."
Su Xuan knew that A-Tu had always disliked dealing with the Night Guards. If he hadn't been in a relationship with Ashu, A-Tu might still be avoiding people from the Monster Bureau.
But not to mention that the Monster Bureau of this era is much more standardized than those in ancient times, just take Yan Yue and the other employees of the Monster Bureau, Su Xuan treats them as his own brothers!
Su Xuan said in a serious tone, "Don't worry, Ah Tu. Ah Shuo is now the head of the Monster Bureau. Just treat the Monster Bureau as your in-laws. Don't be restrained, don't be restrained, hahahaha!"
Upon hearing this, Gu Shuo smiled at A Tu, and his face seemed to have a line of words written on it: Don't worry, brother-in-law.
Yan Yue: “…”
Ah Tu: “…”
Brother-in-law A-Tu was almost choked to death by these two people. He wiped his face and handed over the phone speechlessly, saying, "That's not what I wanted to say! I just saw this Weibo post in the same city!"
"Hmm?" Su Xuan and the others leaned forward to take a look at the phone.
After seeing that Weibo post, everyone's expressions changed slightly.
*
That wasn't a Weibo post about monsters, but another one about a citizen of City A encountering a citizen from an ancient tribe.
The Monster Bureau set off urgently, rushing to the location posted on Weibo while contacting the blogger.
Su Xuan originally thought that they would be disappointed again this time. After all, the people of the ancient tribe were obviously fleeing everywhere and slipping away very quickly. They would disappear in the blink of an eye.
But unexpectedly, when Yan Yue and his men came back this time, they actually caught the person.
The man was shirtless, with a pair of huge wings on his back and a long, pointed yellow bird beak on his human face.
It is said that Yan Yue and his men caught him in the mountains. Fortunately, they were in the mountains and did not cause much noise.
Yan Ning'an recognized this person the first time he saw him: "He is from the Hantou country."
This man from Huantou was trembling the whole time, looking around anxiously, with his head lowered, his neck shrunk, and his face pale.
It was obvious that he was very scared, and some people tried to comfort him, but this man from Huantou country started talking in a chattering language that no one present could understand.
Su Xuan was confused and asked, "What is he talking about?"
Yan Ningan hesitated and said, "...It seems to be an ancient language. Although I have studied ancient languages, I can only read them and cannot understand them by listening."
He was a little annoyed.
After the words fell, Xian Mo said slowly: "He was saying, ah, let me go, please let me go, wuwuwu, I didn't mean to break into your territory, wuwuwu, I'm sorry, wuwuwu."
Suddenly the whole audience: “…………”
They were shocked by Xianmo's emotionless reading.
Yan Ningan was the first to react and said in shock: "You know ancient language?!"
Xian Mo looked down at him, curled his lips and smiled: "I studied it in my previous life."
Yan Ningan: “…………”
Damn, I got shown off.
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