(Unrelated to the main text) A plot point I wrote suddenly in a fit of madness / Will be deleted later
Xie Nandu and Wang Xiyu are about to turn thirty together. They have known each other for twenty years, been married for six, and have a five-year-old son.
Twenty years ago, Xie Nandu and Wang Xiyu met for the first time at a Halloween party at a language training institution. Two years later, Xie Nandu, who was in junior high school, suddenly grew taller. He pressed down on his deskmate Wang Xiyu's head and said, "I heard you've been telling everyone that I'm only 1.4 meters tall?"
When Xie Nandu was in high school, the school beauty transferred to Wang Xiyu's class. Everyone ran to see the school beauty, and Xie Nandu went with her, but he went to see Wang Xiyu. He saw her sitting in the second row near the window and thought to himself, "Shorty, sure enough, she sits in the front."
During her four years at university, Wang Xiyu sold everything she owned to continue learning musical instruments at the art academy, while Xie Nandu went to Singapore to study biopharmaceuticals.
At twenty-four, Xie Nandu needed to get married to meet the requirements of his male contraceptive experiment. After a blind date, he passed by the next table and overheard Wang Xiyu talking to Sun Miaomiao about how cute her students were, and how she also wanted to get married and have children soon.
Sun Miaomiao asked, "So, who do you want to have a child with?"
Wang Xiyu didn't hesitate at all, "It has to be Xie Nandu. He's the most presentable person in my circle of friends, and he looks like he has good sperm quality. He's the one."
Xie Nandu took off his sunglasses, stepped back, said hi to Wang Xiyu, and then he half-tricked and half-baited Wang Xiyu to the Civil Affairs Bureau.
Xie Nandu returned in the spring, and his son Xie Tangqian with Wang Xiyu was born the following summer.
The reason is that their company's male contraceptive drug failed in its first phase clinical trial.
When Xie Tangqian was four years old, he started clamoring for his father and mother to give him a younger brother or a younger sister. Xie Nandu didn't want a second child, but Wang Xiyu did. At that time, the Phase III clinical trial of a male contraceptive, which had been stalled for many years due to insufficient participants, was relaunched, and Xie Nandu, the project leader, had no choice but to test the drug on himself.
Finally, the third phase of the trial recruited 200 families as volunteers. The success rate of contraception within three months was as high as 99.5%. The only case of failure was Xie Nandu, because Xie Tangqian actually had twins.
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Xie Nandu's experimental log was filled with Wang Xiyu's name.
Report 3:
Today, Wang Xiyu said my semen was hot.
I asked her if she didn't study biology well in high school, and if she didn't know that sperm survival temperature is generally no higher than 37℃?
She insisted that my sperm temperature had increased after I took the medication.
Annoying.
Report 7:
Since junior high school, my only sexual fantasy has been Wang Xiyu.
She wronged me today when she was watching porn and masturbating, saying that I clearly ejaculated while watching white peach blossoms.
I rolled my eyes reverently at her cleavage.
Report 10:
How could Wang Xiyu get pregnant so quickly? How could this be? How could this be?
Is there a problem with the male contraceptive pills, or is my sperm survival rate too high?
But pregnancy play seems pretty good too, hehe.
Report 17:
Three months have passed! Finally, I can lick her breasts while also having sex with her. Her breasts got even bigger after she got pregnant, fragrant and soft, truly... a weapon of mass destruction.
Report 21:
Ugh, the thought of another woman vying with me for Wang Xiyu's breasts makes me feel uncomfortable all over.
Report 45:
Being a mama is truly great.
Watching Wang Xiyu spray milk was both painful and exhilarating; thankfully, I caught it quickly with my mouth.
It's really great to be a pervert.
Report 101:
My son's second birthday present was that I sent him to sleep in the next room by himself.
Finally, I'm the only one who can rest my head on Wang Xiyu's breasts.
Boobs! Boobs! Hehe!
Report 167:
Wang Xiyu and I had a fight today. She said I was late picking up my son from kindergarten again, and he had been waiting for me for a long time.
I clearly bribed Xie Tangqian with two scoops of ice cream, yet he still betrayed his own father, you unfilial son!
Wang Xiyu, you can sleep next door if you want! But can you leave your breasts behind?
I really can't sleep if I don't touch my wife's breasts for a day, sob sob!
Report200:
Chen Miaomiao asked me if I had been lusting after Wang Xiyu's body since high school?
I righteously denied it—
Who the hell grows pubic hair in high school?
Report 256:
The third phase of the trial is about to begin, and Wang Xiyu has been clinging to me more than her son has been to her these past two days.
She's hoping my experiment fails so she can get pregnant with a second child, isn't she?
Report 284:
Fuck! Failed again!
A complete and utter failure!
Wang Xiyu is pregnant with twins!
That year, amidst the misty rain and apricot blossoms, she praised my high sperm quality. Six years later, the experiment failed again, proving that Xie Nandu's reputation was well-deserved.
Report 299:
Pregnancy is so hard, twins are even harder. Wang Xiyu is always laughing like an idiot, it breaks my heart.
Waaah, I'll be gentler with her breasts next time.
Report 348:
Yes! A pair! Twin daughters! Daughters!
My fate is in my own hands, not in the hands of heaven!
No, my fate is in Wang Xiyu's hands.
...
Report 520:
Wang Xiyu asked me if I knew what day it was today.
I was referring to the day I changed my QQ space name twenty years ago.
She gave me a dead look, and I said, "You don't understand the romance of a straight man."
After a while, she suddenly ran over and hugged me, asking knowingly, "Why is your online name 'uv___z'?"
Me: "Because he has a 'V' (verified account), Xie Nandu is awesome!"
Wang Xiyu patted me on the shoulder, "Isn't it uvwxyz?"
wxy, Wang Xiyu. My space will only be complete if I include Wang Xiyu.
The soil is dead.
Report 521:
Oh dear! Who made my wife, Wang Xiyu, cry by behaving their child like that?
It turns out it was me, Xie, who successfully bought her a huge diamond ring after the experiment!
Report1000:
The swallows that once graced the halls of noble families now fly into the homes of ordinary people.
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Is anyone going to do something about this author who doesn't actually write anything but keeps coming up with random plot points?
Sure enough, when people are under a lot of pressure, they like to write smutty and vulgar stuff to relieve stress.
Big breast literature is the best, hehehe!
(Reflection: Why is the sexual tension in "At This Moment" so weak? I apologize! Please feel free to offer any suggestions!)
(If I don't update tomorrow, could you guys just pretend I did...?)
(Spoiler alert: Xie Nandu is a childhood friend from Chongming Island and also a sponsor of the Cheese Week.)
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