Chapter 60 If you die, I won't live either!



The man was disgusted by his girlfriend's bad breath and couldn't help but vomit on the spot.

The woman felt nauseous and wanted to vomit because of the smell on her boyfriend's breath.

The couple's relationship clearly failed, ending in disappointment.

They left the scene.

"Ugh, how annoying! We're outside, where are you touching me?"

On the far left of the stage, a couple was kissing and cuddling. The man started biting and kissing the woman, and his hands were also groping her inappropriately.

The woman gasped softly as he made her, and finally her feet touched the ground.

The man's hands continued, panting, "Baby, I really can't hold back anymore."

The host, standing to the side, stared at the couple with eyes that almost popped out of their sockets.

Wow, this is way too much!

All that's missing is a bed for them.

This is being broadcast live!

It's kissing, kissing, kissing! It's not inappropriate for children!

The woman knew she had failed, and glared at the man, "Oh dear, why did I get down here! It's all your fault!"

"Come on, baby, let's go to the hotel and continue. I'm so bored."

"Ugh~"

The man no longer cared about the 10,000 yuan; he just wanted to get the woman quickly to extinguish the fire within him.

He quickly left the stage with the woman in his arms.

With the two couples leaving just now, there are now eight couples remaining on stage.

The guests were all very enthusiastic, eager to win the generous prizes.

The audience below the stage also watched with great interest.

After observing the behavior of several couples, some people in the crowd began to discuss it amongst themselves.

"Is this a kissing contest or a breakup contest? They were all so affectionate on stage, but they're arguing like crazy on stage."

"I think that couple just doesn't have a deep relationship. Look at that other couple, how harmonious, how beautiful, how pleasing to the eye!"

The tall man, chin raised, pointed at Fu Xiaohan and Tang Xingmi's group and couldn't help but sigh.

The square-faced man also looked in the direction his companion pointed.

"Of these ten groups, theirs is the best. It seems that the handsome guy really respects the girl and genuinely likes her."

"So, it really depends on the person."

"I guarantee they will definitely get first place."

I think so too.

The two continued to observe.

Fu Xiaohan held Tang Xingmi in his arms, standing on the far right. He kissed her very gently and sincerely.

Your lips are so soft and sweet, like a sweet cake; the more you kiss them, the more addictive they become.

Tang Xingmi was slightly tipsy, as if she had drunk peach honey.

Xiao Han's lips were sweet and intoxicating. She felt as if she were already drunk, a little dizzy, and leaned against his chest.

My heart is filled with sweetness~

Several other couples were kissing when one of the men couldn't hold back and let out a loud fart.

"puff--"

He knocked his girlfriend out with the smell first.

The man squatted on the ground, crying and shaking as he lay on the ground. The woman, with her eyes closed and foaming at the mouth, and her limbs convulsing, screamed desperately.

"Xiuer, Xiuer, wake up! Don't scare me! Xiuer—"

He was heartbroken. Seeing his girlfriend lying unconscious on the ground, he was so upset that he accidentally set off three more firecrackers in a row.

"puff--"

"puff----"

"puff------"

Each sound was louder than the last.

It was like a thunderclap out of nowhere; everything within a radius of several miles turned to ashes!

A strong smell of farts filled the air.

Xun's enemies were forced into retreat.

Except for Tang Xingmi's group, everyone else was poisoned.

"My God! What did this person eat? It stinks so badly, ugh—"

"Hurry up, hurry up! If we don't leave now, we're going to suffocate here!"

"What kind of new nuclear weapon is this? Holy crap, this is deadly! Ugh—"

"Aaaaaah!!! The atomic bomb has exploded! Run!!!"

The fumes made it difficult for several couples nearby to breathe, and they all fled the scene.

I never want to participate in this event again.

Even if they offered 100,000! A million! Ten million! I wouldn't take it!

Saving your life is the most important thing!

"This tastes absolutely amazing! You guys have absolutely no sense of public morality, I... I'll die with my eyes wide open! My son's... electricity... computer... it seems... it's hopeless..."

The middle-aged man collapsed to the ground from the fumes, gasping for breath, his heart aching terribly. In his final moments, he was still thinking about his son's computer.

But at this moment, he could no longer stand up!

This moment is a disgrace to his life!

It was the darkest moment of his life!

This is the first time in my life that I've been knocked to the ground by the smell of a fart!

What a tragedy! What a tragedy!!!

The woman kneeling beside the middle-aged man cried out, "Wan Tu Si Rui, Wan Tu Si Rui, wake up! Wake up!"

"If you die, I won't live either!"

The woman was crying her heart out when she finished speaking.

The culprit picked up his unconscious girlfriend, intending to take her to the hospital, but with a sudden exertion, the valve opened, delivering ten consecutive blows that dealt a fatal blow to the middle-aged woman.

The middle-aged woman finally got her wish, collapsing onto her husband, foaming at the mouth, her eyelids rolling back, and her limbs twitching.

The host on stage had already been shot and was taken away by an ambulance after being called by kind-hearted people.

Tang Xingmi and Fu Xiaohan were fortunate enough to escape the assassination attempt.

The fart seemed to have grown legs, managing to bypass Fu Xiaohan and his companion, and went somewhere else.

The stage was in chaos; some were dizzy, some were vomiting, and some were being transported by vehicles.

It's a complete mess.

There were originally a thousand people watching in the audience.

In the end, only two men remained.

The two men covered their mouths and noses, standing dozens of meters away from the stage, watching the final result.

Tang Xingmi and Fu Xiaohan persevered to the end.

The organizers were very impressed; it was truly remarkable that they survived such a powerful assassination attempt!

They admired him immensely!

Finally, the organizers gave Tang Xingmi 20,000 yuan as a reward.

They believe it was especially worthwhile because of their courage and perseverance!

Tang Xingmi thanked Fu Xiaohan after receiving the money and left.

The two men standing not far away saw Fu Xiaohan and the others receive the award, just as they had guessed.

They are really amazing!

This wasn't affected at all, and they still managed to get first place!

Wow! Absolutely amazing!

Holding the 20,000 yuan, Tang Xingmi was as happy as a child.

As Fu Xiaohan walked, he glanced at his wife, whose smile stretched almost to the back of her head. "So happy?"

"Of course, this is 20,000 yuan!" Tang Xingmi said, holding the cash with a smug look on her face.

This amount of money is a lot for her.

She's also a bit of a penny-pincher, so of course she's happy when she has money.

Tang Xingmi asked, "By the way, Xiao Han, aren't you working today?"

From morning until now, it's already noon, and Xiao Han has been accompanying her shopping.

She loves shopping and loves it when he goes shopping with her.

But it would be very bad if it interfered with his work. She couldn't be so selfish as to monopolize his time.

"I'm not working today, how about your husband takes you shopping?"

Oh, it's a day off today, so Xiao Han doesn't have to work.

Tang Xingmi's eyes crinkled into a smile, "Mmm, okay~"

The two walked hand in hand into a shopping mall and arrived at a brand store that specializes in couple's clothing.

Upon entering, you are greeted with a warm welcome from a sales assistant.

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