Chapter 69 He has a stomachache!
Then he began to recite, "Be humble and respectful, put others before yourself, and be kind beyond words..."
She had memorized everything she had memorized, and this time, without waiting for Aunt Jia to speak up, she walked over to take a look.
Aunt Jia, “…”
She was so angry that her face was twisted. She was asked to recite, but she actually walked over to watch. This was clearly a joke on them!
"Liu Fei, you..."
Bang!
Liu Zhiyuan slapped him again, "What are you talking about, you old bitch!"
The Queen Mother stood up suddenly and pointed a trembling finger at Liu Zhiyuan, obviously furious. "Witch..."
"Who are you calling a witch? I think you are still a witch."
Liu Zhiyuan strode forward and slapped the empress dowager twice. How cool!
After the fight, without waiting for the Queen Mother to attack, he reversed gear again.
"Serve your husband with integrity and respect..."
Listen, what the hell is this? This is how the ancients were brainwashed.
After Liu Zhiyuan finished reciting, he walked to Jia Ma again, took a look at her, slapped her, and went back to continue reciting.
It’s just reciting classical Chinese, how easy is that?
Not afraid at all.
After repeating the copy and paste operation dozens of times, Liu Zhiyuan finally finished memorizing "The Admonitions for Women" and felt very happy about beating people.
She always read in reverse according to the time, so in the eyes of people like the Queen Mother who had no memory, the recitation seemed very smooth and natural.
Seeing her recite the entire book word for word, the Empress Dowager and Aunt Jia looked very unhappy.
I thought she was just a brainless pretty girl with big breasts, but I didn’t expect she is actually talented and can even recite the difficult “Legends for Women”!
"Madam Jia, take out the Tao Te Ching and ask her to recite it."
Liu Zhiyuan's face darkened. It never ends, right?
"Empress Dowager, you just told me to copy the 'Instructions for Women', but you didn't tell me to copy the 'Tao Te Ching'."
"I'll just recite whatever I ask you to. How come, Concubine Liu can't even recite the Tao Te Ching?"
Liu Zhiyuan sneered, her face full of disdain, and spoke as if she could recite it herself.
"From what the Empress Dowager said, you can recite it?"
The Queen Mother slammed the table and said, "Princess Liu, watch your attitude! Someone, slap her in the face!"
Liu Zhiyuan rolled her eyes, and when Aunt Jia came over with a ruler in her hand and a ferocious look on her face, she rushed up and started beating her up.
He also beat up the empress dowager.
The more he looked at this woman, the more he disliked her. Liu Zhiyuan rode on the Queen Mother and cursed, "Old witch, you are disrespectful to your elders. I'll let you pick a fight with me! I'll let you make things difficult for me!"
The Queen Mother was in a state of disarray, dodging repeatedly. "Liu Zhiyuan, you dare to hit me? Don't think I can't touch you just because I have the Emperor's support!"
Liu Zhiyuan sneered, bah!
Who needs a man's support? Her confidence comes from the system.
After the fight, just put it in reverse gear. No one will remember it, so what's there to be afraid of?
She thought so in her heart, but it didn't stop her from saying it out loud, making people so angry that they almost died.
"So what if I'm just relying on the emperor's favor? The emperor said I can beat anyone I want, and it's his fault if he kills me. You old witch, I gave birth to a son but he doesn't support you. You are such a failure as a human being."
Thinking of what Yan Ruyu said, that the empress dowager had sent people to assassinate the emperor in the past, Liu Zhiyuan cursed even more vigorously.
"Even a tiger won't eat its own cubs, you old witch, you even killed your own son, you deserve it!"
The Queen Mother was already angry, and she became even more furious after hearing this.
"That ungrateful bastard Xiao Yu! The thing I regret most is not strangling him to death when he was born! Do you think he's a good person? He killed my two sons. Even if I become a ghost, I won't let him go!"
Bang!
Liu Zhiyuan slapped the empress dowager on the mouth. How could the words from this dirty mouth be so foul?
Although she also felt that Xiao Yu was a piece of shit, she was still upset when she heard the Queen Mother scolding her so harshly.
"The Emperor is not a good person, so what are you for giving birth to such a thing? Trash! Could it be that your two sons were born out of an affair? Otherwise, why would the Emperor kill his own brothers?"
Liu Zhiyuan had just said it casually, but after he finished speaking, he saw the Queen Mother's face turn the color of pig liver.
I thought to myself, "Oh shit!"
Oh shit!
Could it be that she was right? Those two things that Xiao Yu chopped into pieces were really the result of the Queen Mother's affair?
Is it so exciting?
The guards outside rushed in, and Liu Zhiyuan realized that the fight had lasted too long, alarming the people outside, so he quickly reversed gear.
I just forgot to count the time and didn't know how many seconds it would take to go into reverse, so I just pulled the trigger.
Everything went dark before her eyes, and Aunt Jia looked down at her and opened the "Instructions for Women".
"Empress Liu, let's begin."
Liu Zhiyuan, "..."
It’s over, I’ve gone backwards, and have to start all over again.
…………………………
Imperial Garden.
Xiao Yu sat in the pavilion surrounded by a small bridge and flowing water to enjoy the cool air.
The weather today was so hot that he couldn't sit still even though there were ice cubes in the imperial study to cool him down.
He had the memorials moved to the Imperial Garden so that he could review them while they were freshly breathed in.
There is an ice cellar under the running water, which is very comfortable.
Liu Dehai placed a plate of chilled watermelon on the stone table. "Your Majesty, this is the newly-delivered melon and fruit. It's refreshing and can help you cool down and relieve the heat."
Xiao Yu read the memorial with one hand and picked up a piece of watermelon with the other hand and took a sip.
It tastes sweet and refreshing, and the coolness is refreshing. It is indeed a good thing to relieve summer heat and cool down.
"Send some to Concubine Liu."
Liu Dehai smiled and said, "I've sent someone over."
After saying this, I realized that my stomach felt a little uncomfortable. I was probably upset because I ate too much ice to relieve the fever last night.
Liu Dehai's stomach growled and he felt a pain in his abdomen. His face changed slightly and he quickly covered his mouth.
He secretly glanced at the emperor and saw that he did not blame him. Liu Dehai quickly waved his hand and asked the young eunuch next to him to take his place.
He has to go to the bathroom and can't hold it in anymore!
After Liu Dehai came out of the pavilion, he covered his stomach and ran towards the toilet. Xiao Yu saw his back as he slipped away from the corner of his eye, but ignored him.
People have three urgent needs, and he wouldn't be so inhumane as to even think about this one.
Suddenly, everything went dark in front of his eyes, and Xiao Yu’s expression changed slightly. Damn!
here we go again!
He was already prepared to restore all the memorials he had just reviewed to their original state. This had happened more than once!
However, he unexpectedly discovered that Liu Zhiyuan could only reverse time and space for a very short time.
And in this short period of time, he only ate a piece of watermelon.
Therefore, apart from the piece of watermelon he had just eaten returning to his hand, there was no other impact, and Xiao Yu quietly breathed a sigh of relief.
The memorial was saved.
Then, he saw Liu Dehai, who had just run out, return to the pavilion and run out holding his stomach.
After running for more than ten steps, his eyes went dark. Liu Dehai took ten steps back and continued to run out while holding his stomach.
His vision went dark again, and Liu Dehai, who had run more than ten steps, fell back again and continued to run out, holding his stomach.
Next, Xiao Yu's eyes went dark again and again. Liu Dehai covered his stomach and ran again and again, and retreated again and again. He ran dozens of times, but he couldn't even run a distance of two meters.
Xiao Yu was so scared that he dropped the melon in his hand. Liu Dehai... he... he was having a stomachache!
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