Chapter 101 Holding Hands, Being a Simp



Gu Qi thought Jiang Chenyuan must have forgotten his brain when he went out today, because he kept forcing their Third Master to act like a lapdog.

Forcing them to buy or sell didn't work; they even started harassing them.

"Gu San, do you want this book or not? It's only ten yuan, just ten yuan! Take this peerless treasure home!"

Gu Yuheng refused: "No, it's too expensive."

Jiang Chenyuan: "...Then I'll give it to you for free."

Gu Yuheng still refused: "No, I don't have time."

Jiang Chenyuan persisted, saying, "This book is really well-written, I'm not lying to you! If you don't believe me, I'll read you a few excerpts!"

He casually flipped through the pages, selected one, glanced at it briefly, and then his eyes lit up. He exclaimed with delight, "This one is exceptionally well-written!"

"Cough cough!"

He cleared his throat and then began to read aloud with great expression:

Ah, my beautiful goddess! You were still aloof today, but after my constant attempts to comfort you, you finally dropped your inhibitions and called me an "idiot." After consulting the entire English dictionary, I finally understood what those two letters meant: 's' for sweet and 'b' for baby. Put them together and it's sweet-baby! Oh my god, you actually called me your sweetheart! I'm so happy I'm crying tears of joy, I'm so touched! What are you doing now? I miss you.

After reading aloud, Jiang Chenyuan couldn't wait to see Gu Yuheng's reaction, his eyes shining brightly. "How was it? Wasn't this passage very well written? I was deeply moved after reading it!"

Gu Yuheng: "..."

I wasn't moved, but there are two words I really want to say to him—idiot.

Gu Yuheng had no interest in the book, but Jiang Chenyuan developed a strong interest in it and began to read it diligently.

...

A little while later, more time passed.

Jiang Shao Chen, who was reading a book, suddenly remembered something and jumped up from the sofa: "Oh dear, how could I forget! I remember now, my second brother seems to have been deleted from my sister-in-law's friend list!"

Gu Qi: "..." Well, just like his Third Master!

But didn't you just say that Young Master Jiang had never argued with his girlfriend? That's a huge slap in the face.

Gu Yuheng's eyes flickered: "So how did he handle it afterwards?"

"Wait a minute, I'll ask him now." Jiang Chenyuan took out his phone and started sending a message.

A short while later, I received a reply from Jiang Shaoxuan:

[Hahaha! I was so farsighted; I created hundreds of group chats beforehand. Whenever Qingqing deleted me as a friend, I'd chat with her in a group. If she left one group, I'd message her in another. After a few rounds of this, Qingqing not only forgave me but also laughed!]

WeChat has a feature that allows you to add people to a group chat without their permission. Once the group owner has quietly created the group, as long as you, as the group owner, don't send any messages, no one else will know that the group chat exists.

Gu Yuheng and Gu Qi: "..."

Wow! How come they didn't think of this method?

To come up with such a trick, Young Master Jiang is truly a talent!

Now, there are ways to deal with deleted friends, but the problem is... he's not even a friend anymore, so how can he secretly create a group chat?

Jiang Shao Chen immediately raised his hand!

"I know the answer to this question! I just saw it in this book, let me find it for you!"

Seeing him start flipping through that book, "How to Be a Loyal Simp," Gu Qi immediately had a bad feeling.

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