"For example, we say Richard is a pickled fish: sour, vegetable, and redundant."
Seeing everyone staring at him, Lu Xuan sorted out his thoughts and then threw out a sentence.
"That's it?"
But obviously, this sentence alone did not gain everyone's approval.
"And more, and more... They say that this woman, Kurai Ling, is a braised chicken, yellow, dull, and rubbish. They say Richard is an old popsicle, old, cold, and single."
"Hahaha……"
Lu Xuan said three sentences in a row, and now everyone was happy. Even Aphrodite, who only understood half of what he said, seemed to have grasped the essence of Chinese.
"Anything else? Two more words..."
Yin Yichen was obviously not satisfied and urged Lu Xuan to add a few more words.
"Ahem, Richard, you're just a piece of pork belly, dirty, flowery, and meaty. Kurai Ling, you're just a bottle of Lao Gan Ma, ugly, dry, and old."
Seeing that his "swear words" made everyone laugh, Lu Xuan also perked up. He coughed twice, shouted Richard and Kurai Ling's names loudly, and then sent his sincere greetings.
"Ah, ah, ah..."
"Ah, ah, ah..."
The two people who were fighting fiercely over there suddenly sneezed at the same time.
"You damn bitch, did you spray some toxic chemicals..."
Richard rubbed his nose and started cursing at Kurai Ling again.
"Fuck you! Have you not showered in months? You stink!"
"Damn it, I'm going to chop you to death..."
"You bastard, I'll chop you to death..."
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