Chapter 45 What Kind of Monsters and Demons Are the Variety Show Guests?



Soon, Su Tianyi's assistant sent the information to him on WeChat.

Su Tianyi opened the document and walked up to Wen Jiu. "Xiao Jiu, do you usually follow the entertainment industry? Are you a fan of celebrities?"

"I watch TV series, but I don't follow celebrities," Wen Jiu said obediently.

[Hilarious! Being a fan of celebrities is something only rich people do. I used to be a poor loser who couldn't even afford to eat, practically begging for food. How could I possibly be a fan of celebrities?]

Su Tianyi: ...

I'm sorry, Xiaojiu, I didn't know you had such a miserable life in the past.

Su Tianyi felt somewhat guilty towards Wen Jiu.

[Actually, celebrities are just people too. Their image is all created by their companies. Without that glamour, they're no different from ordinary people. Besides, many celebrities have pretty extravagant lifestyles...]

Su Tianyi said, "Xiaojiu, I'm planning to invest in a variety show recently. Do you think there are any guests you like?"

As he spoke, Su Tianyi handed the document to Wenjiu—

"Ah, let me see."

[Lin Musen, a popular young male idol, is decent-looking, but he likes relationships with older women, especially married women, and has some other strange fetishes... Ugh, this is so outrageous!]

Su Tianyi: ...

[And this one, dating both a girlfriend and a boyfriend at the same time, bisexual, acting as both a man and a woman... Aaaaaah! I can't bear to watch.]

Su Tianyi: ...

[Oh my god, this guy's a freeloader, a womanizer who lives off rich women. He often stays in the house she shared with her ex-husband, and he's incredibly stingy. He doesn't pay a cent for utilities, heating, or anything else. Asking him to spend money is like asking him to die; his main job is just to keep her company. What? He even makes the rich woman buy him an umbrella! She forgot to buy one and asked him to go to the convenience store downstairs, but he got into a huge fight with her because she shortchanged him by 50 cents. Okay, okay, you're really something, living off a rich woman like that. Because of 50 cents, he broke the rich woman's heart and was kicked out. So now he's trying to create a persona of a heartbroken, devoted man, hoping to win over a new rich woman.]

Su Tianyi: ...

[And then there's this woman, claiming to be a natural beauty, but she's had plastic surgery from head to toe, over four thousand cuts all over her body. She's ruthless. Oh, and she swindled the money for the surgeries from men. She got a man to spend eighteen thousand yuan on her with just three sentences. What a con artist!]

[This guy is dating four boyfriends at the same time, all for sex, no feelings, and he likes to do cosplay with them...]

[Oh, this person is already 30 years old, but has changed their ID card and personal information and likes to say they're 22. They're just an old cucumber painted green.]

[Oh, so this is the female lead, right? She cheated on her husband with her manager, stealing his time and money. Pretty awful.]

Su Tianyi: ...

So, all those who complained about this group have blemishes on their records.

Isn't there a normal one?

What kind of monsters and demons are these?

Su Tianyi suddenly felt a headache.

Is it too late to withdraw investment now?

"These celebrities, except for the female lead, are all pretty good," Wen Jiu said.

[This female user committed a serious breach of principle. The others aren't lawbreakers, and their minor quirks won't get them banned, nor will they significantly impact the variety show.]

Su Tianyi breathed a sigh of relief. "Alright then."

“Since Xiao Jiu doesn’t like it, I’ll have someone kick this female lead out,” Su Tianyi said.

"Okay, okay." Wenjiu nodded.

[No way? My brother really spoils me this much? He was so cold to me at first, and now he's cutting her out just because I don't like the female lead? Really?]

Is it because I helped him that he's considering my feelings?

[Sigh, I don't want to think about it anymore. Anyway, it's better for the big brother if we don't get the female lead. Although the other guests are a bit weird, at least the variety show can continue airing, and we won't lose money.]

Su Tianyi breathed a sigh of relief. "If we don't need the female lead, we'll still need a guest. Xiao Jiu, do you have a suitable candidate?"

"I don't follow celebrities, how would I know?" Wen Jiu said helplessly, yawning lazily. "Big brother, you can find one yourself, I trust your judgment!"

As long as they don't involve people with legal troubles, at least the variety show can air normally, and we won't lose everything.

Wenjiu yawned and lazily left.

At this moment, Su Tianyi's eyes lit up, "Xiao Jiu, would you like to participate in a variety show?"

"Huh?" Wen Jiu stood there, turning around a little confused. "Are you serious?"

"You heard me right, you're coming to participate in this variety show," Su Tianyi said. "Filming is about to start, and we're missing a female guest."

The main thing is to find other celebrities in a short period of time. If he is also a legal expert, it will be a waste of time.

You might as well choose a small bottle of wine.

Safe and secure.

What's more, Xiao Jiu knows so many unknown things, so it will definitely be very interesting for her to participate in this variety show.

Maybe it will bring unexpected results.

Wen Jiu shook her head. "Let's skip participating in variety shows. They're too tiring."

Isn't it better to stay home, relax, and do nothing? I have so much money, why should I suffer like this? I don't want to work.

Su Tianyi: "Are you sure you don't want to go? It costs seven million to participate in one episode of a variety show."

[What?! Seven million?! Did I hear that right?! Seven million for one issue, that's tens of millions for several issues! If I, a nobody, have seven million, then those famous celebrities must be making a fortune!]

[Gritting my teeth! Only a fool wouldn't take the money! I'll suffer this hardship of working for someone else!]

Wen Jiu screamed inwardly, but on the surface she blinked innocently, "Okay. Big brother, don't lie to me."

[Hahaha, seven million! Seven million! This time, I won't rely on my parents' money or my brothers' charity; I can earn seven million through my own abilities!]

I'm rich! I'm rich! Money from all over the universe is rushing towards me; I'm a magnet for money...

Su Tianyi couldn't help but chuckle, "Alright, then get ready, the pilot episode of this variety show will start filming tomorrow."

【Huh? No? Tomorrow?!】

[So fast? I wasn't even prepared!]

"The pilot episodes will be filmed at each guest's home. You just need to be yourself and don't be reserved. Just treat it like filming a daily vlog. The official variety show recording will only begin after the pilot episodes are completed," Su Tianyi said.

"Oh, okay then." Wenjiu nodded like a chick pecking at rice.

[I can lie here and relax for another day, yay!]

"Then I'm going back to my room to rest, brother." Wenjiu waved to him.

"Okay, goodnight," Su Tianyi said.

He's already really looking forward to Xiao Jiu's performance on the show.

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