Chapter 87 "Did you eat shit? The smell is so strong!"



Sujiu: [Great!]

Soon, the system shop page appeared in front of Su Jiu, and there were many good things on it, until she saw a bottle of purple potion.

Taking out the medicine in broad daylight would definitely arouse suspicion, not to mention that so many netizens were watching. Su Jiu secretly teleported the medicine into her sleeve, then took out the bottle of medicine from her sleeve and sprinkled it on the black hole on the little monkey's bald belly.

"Sister Su, you've thought of everything so thoroughly? You even brought medicine?" Zheng Junmei exclaimed in surprise, "You're amazing!"

[Is Su Jiu Doraemon? How come she has so many things on her!]

[I have to say, having a teammate like Su Jiu by your side during wilderness survival definitely provides a lot of reassurance.]

The moment the medicine was poured on the little monkey, it shivered from the cold.

But it knew it was for its own good, so it held back and didn't say a word.

After the medicine was applied, Su Jiu noticed that the horseflies in the black hole on the monkey's stomach stopped moving.

Her slender white fingers rested on the entrance of the black hole, pinching the flesh and beginning to squeeze it out—

[Su Jiu is ruthless! She actually dared to squeeze it with her bare hands!]

[Squeezing this stuff is like squeezing out a huge blackhead, it looks so satisfying!]

[Me too! It's so relaxing to watch! Squeeze some out and stuff it in my mouth!]

[My girlfriend thinks I like watching: black stockings, suggestive content, sexy women; actually, I like watching: horse hoof trimming, squeezing blackheads and pimples, squeezing horseflies!]

[Hahaha, this is so satisfying to watch! It's so good with food! Isn't this even more stress-relieving and appetizing than popping pimples?!]

At this moment, Su Jiu's slender fingers pressed against the black hole on the little monkey's body, pinching and squeezing the flesh. Gradually, a large black horsefly began to emerge. She continued to squeeze—

The black horsefly was squeezed and burst through the little monkey's pink skin with a popping sound, and a big one just squeezed out!

This one is even bigger than a hawthorn!

[You can imagine how painful it must be for such a large insect to burrow into your flesh!]

[Who says otherwise? That mother monkey was too cruel! She really deserved to die!]

[It was Su Jiu who saved this little monkey's life!]

[I have to say, if pooping were as smooth as squeezing out worms, I'd be perfectly content.]

And so, Su Jiu squeezed out all the large and small horseflies from the little monkey's body, one after another. Each time a horsefly was squeezed out, a large, round hole would appear on the little monkey's body.

It allows people to clearly see the internal organs of the baby monkey through the large wormhole.

[Oh my god, this is terrifying! If it had been any deeper, I would have been dead!]

[The same goes for the one on the eye; after pulling out the worm, you could even see the eyeball inside!]

[This is terrifying, it triggers my trypophobia!]

During this time, the little monkey knew it was for its own good, so it kept quiet and let Su Jiu pull it.

After dealing with the insects, Su Jiu applied the medicine to the large wormholes on the little monkey's body.

"It's all done." Su Jiu put away the medicine. "It won't die from now on. Take good care of it."

The old monkey king, with tears in his eyes, knelt on the ground before Su Jiu, muttering something emotionally.

Not only the old monkey king, but all the other monkeys knelt down upon seeing this.

"It's nothing serious, get up, everyone." Su Jiu raised her hand, gesturing for them to stand up.

[I must say, Su Jiu is actually quite kind-hearted.]

[Yes, Su Jiu has strong likes and dislikes; I like that personality.]

[A group of monkeys kneeling before Su Jiu—this scene...it somehow gives off an air of "My beloved subject, rise!"]

If she hadn't seen it with her own eyes, Jung Joon-mi would have found it unbelievable.

He stood there dumbfounded, unable to react for a long time.

Next, to express his gratitude, the old monkey king led the group of strong monkeys to carry Su Jiu back.

Su Jiu sat lazily, with dozens of strong monkeys supporting her and carrying her forward beneath her.

The rest of the monkeys stood respectfully in two rows, following behind them, each carrying a large pile of fresh fruit for Su Jiu, and marched forward in a grand procession.

Jung Joon-mi followed the group of monkeys forward, carrying a large pile of spoils in her arms.

[If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would never have believed it!]

[Me too! Su Jiu looks like a queen right now!]

[Monkeys: Welcome back to the city, Her Majesty!]

...

Wen Wan and her group were exhausted, covered in the smell of fish, and finally managed to catch a few small sea fish before returning home completely worn out.

Originally, Wen Wan and her group thought Su Jiu and the others wouldn't get much to eat while staying on the shore, and they even planned to ridicule and mock them. But now—

"What's that noise?" Huang Li asked.

"What?! A bunch of monkeys!" Liang Feng exclaimed in shock as he looked ahead.

"These monkeys... they're carrying a person on top of them!" Wen Wan was also shocked.

Huang Li swallowed hard. "Look! These monkeys are carrying so many fresh bananas and peaches! These peaches are so pink, with thin skin and lots of flesh! They must burst with juice if you bite into them! I haven't had a peach in ages..."

“Yes…” Liang Feng also chimed in.

The hawthorns they picked last time were so bitter and astringent that they almost lost their teeth from the sourness.

Taking a bite feels like putting on a mask of pain!

"This is too bizarre! How did the monkey suddenly bring out so many good things? I even saw a snow lotus!" Huang Li couldn't believe her eyes.

“The one next to the monkeys is Zheng Junmei!” Wen Wan exclaimed. “As for the person the monkeys are carrying… doesn’t he look a lot like Su Jiu?”

“It’s not just similar, it’s Su wine,” Liang Feng said, narrowing his eyes.

At this moment, the monkey army approached, allowing Wen Wan and her group to see Su Jiu's appearance clearly.

Su Jiu was lazily carried forward by the monkeys. In her left hand she held a peeled, glistening peach and in her right hand a big, yellow banana. She took a bite of the peach and closed her eyes comfortably.

“Su Jiu, you…” Wen Wan stared at Su Jiu in disbelief. For a moment, she wondered if there was something wrong with her eyes.

This is so surreal!

"What are these monkeys doing carrying so many bananas and fruits?" Huang Li couldn't help but ask.

Su Jiu ignored them and lazily ate a bite of banana.

Wow, fruits that are all-natural and pesticide-free are so delicious!

"Su Jiu, we're talking to you! Don't you have any manners?!" Liang Feng was furious and said in a deep voice, "What I hate most is your arrogant attitude!"

Su Jiu pinched her nose. "Did you eat shit? Your breath smells so strong! It's suffocating."

Liang Feng: "..."

Does he really have bad breath?

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