Chapter 23 Where's My Hair!
When they saw someone mention Fu Xijin, the audience switched back and forth between several live broadcast rooms.
When Fu Xijin passed Yue Su's live broadcast room, he already had prey in his hands.
He has excellent jumping ability, and his muscles exposed to the air are full of power. He can jump up a tree in just two or three steps without any effort.
His eyes were like a sharp sword drawn from its sheath, scanning the forest for his prey.
"call out--"
When the trigger was pulled, the sharp arrow broke through the air, flew out, and accurately hit the poisonous snake's vital point.
[Oh shit, I was so scared, I didn’t even see there was a snake! 】
[Wow, he's so handsome that my face is bleeding. It's another day when I envy Jiang Wanti. 】
[I won’t watch it anymore!] The more I looked at it, the angrier I got at the thought that I couldn't have him. 】
[I declare that Jiang Wanti will be my love rival from now on.] 】
[It's so funny. Don't envy Jiang Wanti. She and Shen Junzai are two unlucky guys. They haven't found the big honey yet. 】
Seeing someone mention Jiang Wanti, the audience curiously jumped to Jiang Wanti's live broadcast room.
It turned out that the camera was shaking violently, almost making the audience dizzy.
[I'm almost blind, why are they running? 】
[Ahhh Titi, run! 】
[Shen Junzai is such a jerk. I definitely won’t let Titi team up with him next time. 】
[Fortunately, the program crew was reliable and picked up the two children in advance. 】
What exactly happened? Can anyone explain it to me? 】
[A handful of bitter tears, Shen Junzai took the wrong path, failed to find the giant bee, and almost led Jiang Wanti into the black bear's lair. . 】
After running far away with great difficulty, Jiang Wanti was completely exhausted and collapsed on the ground.
She had never been so embarrassed in her life.
First he stepped into a mud pit, then he fell into a thorn bush, and almost ended up in a black bear's lair.
In a short period of time, she seemed to have gone through 81 tribulations, which was even more difficult than the journey to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures.
"I...I...I don't want to go collect honey anymore. I want to go home! I want to go home!"
Shen Junzai's condition was not much better than hers.
He usually doesn't have the habit of exercising, and he was exhausted after running such a distance.
He was unwilling to give in, so he roared to the sky and kicked the tree next to him hard.
As a result, something fell from the sky and hit the ground.
The cameraman nearby suddenly looked unhappy and said, "A hornet's nest! Run!"
Shen Junzai's hands moved faster than his reaction, and he subconsciously used the bucket to cover the hornet's nest.
He was so frightened that his legs were shaking. He didn't dare to let go and roared, "Hurry up and find a way to help!"
Jiang Wanti was at a loss and retreated repeatedly.
"If Mr. Shen doesn't sacrifice himself, his life will pass quickly."
Shen Junzai: “…”
Is this human language?
[Hahahaha, I’m going to pee myself laughing.] 】
[There are exactly three people. It is recommended to work in three shifts, with each person working for eight hours. 】
[I have an idea. Go to the supermarket and buy a bottle of laundry detergent in a large bottle. Have it sent by SF Express. I have run out of laundry detergent at home. 】
[Cover them and don't move. Starve them to death and see who can outlast the other! 】
The follow-up swallowed and said, “Boss Shen, I’ll count to one, two, three, you let go, and we’ll run together.”
Shen Junzai nodded, and a drop of sweat the size of a bean slid down his forehead.
"OK!"
The follow-up cleared his throat, "One...run!"
Jiang Wanti and the person following the camera didn't even look back. They gathered all their strength and turned around and ran.
Shen Junzai was left confused and yelled, "Where's the one, two, three?"
After an unknown amount of time, Shen Junzai finally got rid of the nest of hornets, caught up with Jiang Wanti, and walked towards him angrily.
The photographer who was following the scene adjusted the lens and aimed it at Shen Junzai.
As soon as the camera focused, everyone saw Shen Junzai's head.
There is sparse hair around it, and the middle is as bright as a light bulb.
[Fuck, it blinded my titanium dog eyes! 】
[It works better than the depilatory cream I used. 】
[Mr. Chen, please come up with a hair removal tutorial. I need it urgently. 】
[Hahaha, Shen Junzai doesn’t use light bulbs at home, so we have a strategy to save electricity. 】
【Help! I want his wig too, please give me the link! 】
[Hahaha, a Chinese woman who wants to be connected for life.] 】
After following with the equipment for a while, I finally realized something was wrong.
"Mr. Shen...Mr. Shen..."
Shen Junzai said impatiently: "If you have something to say, just say it!"
"So what did I say?"
Shen Junzai: "Are you sick? Just say it if I tell you to."
"Your wig fell off."
Shen Junzai sneered, his face full of disdain: "It's just fake..."
His expression paused, his whole body suddenly stiffened, he raised his hand carefully and touched something smooth.
smooth……
"Where's my... my hair?"
He couldn't believe it and kept touching his head.
"Where's my hair!"
Shen Junzai covered his head with his hands and shouted angrily: "Go and get my hair back!"
He looked speechless while being filmed, and it looked like his hair had just fallen out today.
“Boss Shen, what’s lost is the wig.”
It's not real hair.
Shen Junzai's eyes were red with anger as he glared at him viciously.
"I need you to remind me that it's a wig! How can I record the show if my hair is lost?"
Jiang Wanti felt really embarrassed watching him jumping up and down.
From the beginning, she shouldn't have teamed up with Shen Junzai.
"We will return the same way and not collect honey."
Shen Junzai immediately said: "That won't work. Even if we are not the first, we can't be the last!"
Jiang Wanti rolled her eyes at him, "Yue Su and Teacher Yi are in the same group, and Teacher Yi is afraid of heights. Do you think they can complete a task that even we can't complete?"
Even if Yue Su didn't put her at the bottom, she wasn't much better than her.
Shen Junzai thought about it carefully and felt that it made some sense.
The most urgent thing now is to get my hair back.
"Let's go back to base camp!"
In Jiang Wanti's live broadcast room, there was nothing to see except the big light bulb above Shen Junzai's head.
On the other hand, Yuan Jin and Yi Xia's group have successfully found the large hanging honey pod and are preparing to go up and collect honey under the guidance of professionals.
So far, they are the only group of guests who have successfully found the big honey.
Looking at Yue Su, she was weaving two more baskets at the back, and the mushrooms she had picked had already filled all the baskets.
She stretched her back and pounded her sore waist.
"Yaoyao, Naonao, let's get ready to go back."
Although she was obsessed with picking mushrooms, she did not forget the existence of her two children.
Yaoyao and Naonao were always around her and didn't go far away.
Not far away, Yaoyao responded, "Okay! Mom, I made a new friend. I'll introduce him to you."
Yue Su was stunned and shouted, "What new friend?"
The person who answered her was Naonao: "This new friend is tall and strong. It's very cute. It even shakes hands with me!"
Yue Su was completely confused and looked at Xiao Ye.
Xiao Ye followed her from beginning to end and had no idea what Yaoyao and Naonao were doing.
Even though the process of picking mushrooms is boring and tedious, and there is no sense of interaction with the audience.
But the popularity of Yue Su’s live broadcast room has increased instead of decreased.
"Look, it's my new friend!"
Yue Su and Xiao Ye looked over in the direction of the voice, and their faces turned pale as paper.
At this time, behind Yaoyao and Naonao, stood a black bear that was not much shorter than Yuesu!
Mighty and ferocious, with that strong physique, he could kill two people with one slap.
Yue Su's eyes were bloodshot and he covered his mouth tightly to suppress the scream that was about to burst from his throat.
“Run!”
Yue Su tried his best to suppress his fear, screaming and running towards the two children.
Xiaoye felt cold all over, and his legs were stiff and stuck in place, unable to move.
Because she didn't move, everyone could clearly see the black bear's figure, and they all broke into a cold sweat for them.
[Oh my god, what a big black bear!] 】
[I now truly realize that Director Liang’s wilderness survival was never a show! 】
[Run!] Black bears are very dangerous! 】
[No matter how real it is, we have to ensure the safety of the guests! If something happens to them, who will be responsible? 】
It is difficult to understand Yue Su's panic and fear.
She tilted her head, "Mom, it's my new friend. It's very well behaved."
Yue Su had just run a short distance when he heard a voice beside his ear: "Don't move."
Fu Xijin slid down from the tree with a nimble agility, his face stern as he raised the crossbow.
Yaoyao was so anxious that she kept jumping up and down, "Uncle, don't hurt it, it's my friend!"
Seeing that Fu Xijin was still holding the crossbow, she turned to look at Yue Su.
"Mom, it won't hurt me. It's my friend, just like a dolphin. It's my friend!"
Yue Su was stunned and her eyes fell on the black bear behind her.
The black bear stood there obediently without moving. At first glance, he didn't look scary, but rather a little silly.
But it is a beast, without any human nature...
Fu Xijin frowned and took aim.
Just as he was about to pull the trigger, Yue Su raised his hand and covered the back of his hand, stopping him.
"etc!"
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