Chapter 35 My Mom Doesn't Let Me Talk to Men Who Eat Shit
Shen Junzai felt embarrassed, his face turned pale, and he strode over.
"What nonsense are you talking about!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a pile of bird shit appeared on his face.
When he touched it, he felt so disgusted that he roared at the big bird.
"You beast, I'm going to kill you!"
The big bird was hopping on the branch, and in response it was another pile of shit.
I had to cover my mouth, thinking that this bird had so much shit.
Only Nao Nao poked Yuan Jilin and whispered, "Isn't your dad constipated?"
"Oh, what's wrong with constipation?"
Naonao pointed at the big bird and said, "I think your father could ask it for some advice. Look how smoothly it poops."
Yuan Jilin thought it made sense, so he turned around and met Yuan Jin's deathly gaze.
Just shut up, he wants to live a few more decades.
Shen Junzai hadn't wiped the shit off his face yet, and he angrily cursed the big bird on the tree, shouting at Fu Xijin to shoot the bird down with a crossbow.
Fu Xijin ignored him, so he had to turn to look at Yue Su.
"Lend me your crossbow!"
Yue Su glared at him, "My mom won't let me talk to a man who eats shit."
Shen Junzai: "...I didn't eat shit!"
"Why are you so arrogant? I don't think I have much to do with you. You have some brains, but not much."
Yue Su moved quickly and picked up the backpack on the ground, determined not to give Shen Junzai any chance.
Shen Junzai's face was distorted. He didn't have the courage to provoke Fu Xijin, so he could only look for Yue Su.
"I'll spend money! I'll give you money, okay?"
Yue Su paused, it was not impossible.
She held up a finger and said, "For this price, you can use it once, and it won't last more than fifteen minutes."
Shen Junzai immediately agreed: "Deal, I'll buy it twice first, two hundred, right? I'll transfer it to you!"
Yue Su sneered, "You are really ugly but have beautiful dreams. One thousand for each time!"
Shen Junzai almost fainted in one breath.
"Why don't you just rob a bank? One thousand a time. I'm giving you face, right?"
Yue Su glanced at him and said, "Why are you talking so harshly? Don't you live to see tomorrow? The price is clearly marked, so forget it if you don't want to buy it."
Shen Junzai held his breath, and the big bird on the tree was still provoking him.
He really couldn't swallow this humiliation. If he didn't shoot it down and barbecue it today, he would not be named Shen!
"Okay, I'll buy it!"
Yue Su asked him to transfer the money first.
As a result, when Shen Junzai took a look, he found that there was only 550 yuan left, which was not enough.
He looked at Jiang Wanti and said, "How much do you have? Lend me some."
Jiang Wanti refused: "Boss Shen, I only have 100 left."
Shen Junzai had no choice but to borrow 450 from the program crew and gave all the money to Yue Su, eventually becoming a negative asset.
Yue Su threw the crossbow arrow over and started counting.
Just as Shen Junzai raised the crossbow, the big bird on the tree flapped its wings and flew away.
“…”
The air suddenly became quiet, and a feather lightly fell on Shen Junzai's head.
"Ahhhh!!! I'm going to kill you!" Shen Junzai roared.
He kicked and hit the big tree next to him like a madman.
Yue Su looked up and suddenly saw something falling from the sky.
She stepped back in a hurry, subconsciously looking for Yaoyao's figure.
"Yue Su, be careful!" Yi Xia shouted, watching the round, hard black-brown fruit about to hit Yue Su's head.
Yue Su's face changed slightly, and a strong and solid force behind her grabbed her arm and pulled it back.
Her back hit something and was wrapped in a faint pine scent.
The huge fruit flashed past his eyes and was slapped away by Fu Xijin. Under the force, it turned a corner and flew in another direction.
Bang!
Right between Shen Junzai's legs.
“Ouch!!!”
Shen Junzai covered his crotch, screamed like a pig being slaughtered, and rolled on the ground.
Yue Su was stunned, "All hell broke loose."
Everyone present fell silent. Yuan Jin clamped his legs together and trembled. Fortunately, he was not the one hit.
[emmm, I can feel Shen Junzai’s pain even through the screen! 】
[I am most afraid of the sudden silence in the air...]
[Although, it’s really funny hahahaha.] 】
[Deduction 1. Buddha bless me, my merits are gone because of my laughter. 】
Jiang Wanti covered her face, not knowing how to react.
Let her go up and help. It’s not convenient for her to be injured in this place.
But if she doesn't help, she will seem heartless.
Fortunately, Yi Xia took the initiative to speak: “Teacher Yuan, please go up and take a look. I will contact the program team to arrange for someone to come and carry Mr. Shen to the infirmary.”
Yuan Jin hurried forward and helped Shen Junzai up.
"Boss Shen, are you okay?"
Shen Junzai's eyes were bloodshot and bulging out.
With shaking hands, he pointed at Yue Su.
“You…you…”
Yue Su was startled and subconsciously hid behind Fu Xijin.
"Boss Shen, I didn't buy that thing. Why are you picking on me? If you have the guts, go and settle the score with him."
Fu Xijin turned his head and glanced at her quietly.
Little ungrateful bastard.
Yue Su didn't feel guilty at all, she was not wrong.
Jiang Wanti turned around and just happened to see their eye contact, and felt a pang in her heart.
The moment the hard fruit fell, she saw with her own eyes the flash of panic across Fu Xijin's face.
He was afraid that Yue Su would get hurt.
It was almost instinctive for him to reach out to save Yue Su regardless of his own safety.
At that moment, all of Fu Xijin's disguise disappeared.
Shen Junzai was eventually carried back. Jiang Wanti was secretly sad and had no mood to continue picking grapes, so she followed him.
As soon as the two of them left, the atmosphere suddenly became tense.
Yue Su acted as if nothing had happened, picked up the scissors and continued picking grapes.
Yi Xia cleared his throat and said, "Boss Shen is injured, Wan Ti will go take care of him. When the program team collects the grapes later, give some to them."
The rest of the people had no objection.
The process of picking grapes is boring and tedious, but Yue Su likes doing this job very much.
Just like sometimes she would pick up the fleshy dead leaves on the terrace, and she could do that all day long.
[It is a real pleasure to watch Yue Su work. 】
[Her hands are so beautiful, her fingers are slender, white and tender. 】
[Help, which window did God close for this woman! 】
[I wish Yuesu will go pick mushrooms later. I love watching them. 】
[Did no one notice that it was Mr. Fu who saved Yue Su just now? I came to look for candy in the glass shards again. 】
[CP fans, please be quiet. Can’t Yue and Su be beautiful alone? Why do they have to be entangled with a married man? 】
I don’t know how long it took, but the grapes were almost picked.
Yue Su put down the scissors and stretched his sore wrist bones.
"Is this enough? We can't finish the extra, and the fruit won't keep well in this hot weather."
Yixia nodded, "That's enough, let's go back."
Yue Su did not forget to take her to pick mushrooms, and he was very excited, carrying a crossbow on his back.
"Teacher Yi, you and Yaoyao will pick mushrooms later. I'm going hunting!"
Fu Xijin snorted.
Yue Su rolled her eyes and ignored him.
Yixia couldn't help laughing, "Everything has a first time, practice more, just in case you hit the target."
Yue Su is already very familiar with this area and knows where to pick mushrooms.
After handing the picked wild grapes to the staff, she took them to pick mushrooms.
"There are many kinds of wild mushrooms here, but not all of them are edible. For example, this Psilocybe has a hallucinogenic effect. This Amanita is highly poisonous, and this one..."
Yue Su picked out some common ones, "Let's just pick these."
Yixia nodded, "With Teacher Yuan by my side, I won't make a mistake. Go hunting now."
"Okay, Yaoyao, let's go!" Yue Su patted Yaoyao's head.
The mother and daughter explored in another direction, one in front and one behind.
I want to jump around, pick wild flowers and hum little tunes.
"The white dragon horse, with its hooves facing west, threw Tang Sanzang to death and trampled three of his disciples to death. The journey to the West to obtain the scriptures was not easy, and in the end it was the only one left~"
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