Chapter 37: Not big, but short


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Chapter 37: Not big, but short

After picking enough mushrooms, the group had a great harvest and started their return journey.

Yi Xia was still a little worried, "I don't know how Mr. Shen is doing."

Yue Su shrugged. She would be happier if Shen Junzai could quit the show.

Back at the base camp, Yixia suggested going to the infirmary to visit Shen Junzai first.

Yue Su blinked and said, “Don’t disturb Mr. Shen, let him have a good rest, and ask the doctor about the situation first.”

Yuan Jin agreed: "Maybe Mr. Shen is still receiving treatment."

Yixia: “Okay.”

A group of guests came to the infirmary.

Yuan Jin stood at the back, just like a poor student who never dared to sit in the first row for fear of being called.

Yi Xia asked in a gentle voice: "I wonder how Mr. Shen is doing, is he broken?"

Others: “…”

There is no need to be so straightforward.

[Hahahaha, I sprayed rice all over my dad’s face. I really couldn’t help it. 】

[What a vivid picture, it's even funnier with Yixia's serious expression! 】

[I am also curious, if it is broken, does it require surgery? 】

The doctor adjusted his glasses. As straightforward as he was, he didn't even know he needed to be careful with his wording in front of the camera.

Worried that they might not understand, he even gestured to them.

"Mr. Shen is very lucky. Actually, that place was not hit."

Yuan Jin asked in confusion: "But he fainted from the pain."

The doctor replied: "His part is not big and short, so he was lucky to escape. The part that was hit was the base of his leg, which is a blessing in disguise."

“…”

Not big... and short...

The live broadcast room was almost covered by barrage of comments, and even the faces of the people could not be seen clearly.

There was a moment of silence in the infirmary, as if the air was gradually becoming thinner, making people feel suffocated and their chests ached.

Yue Su suppressed his laughter and tilted his head.

"How short?"

Doctor: "I haven't measured it, how about I..."

"No, no, we don't really want to know!" Yuan Jin interrupted hurriedly, fearing that he would really measure it.

Without waiting for the doctor to speak, Yuan Jin shouted, “Let’s go back first, Mr. Shen should be fine.”

Yue Su was a little reluctant, she wanted to listen more.

Unable to resist, Yixia dragged her out.

[Yue Su is just like me who wants to eat melon. 】

[To be honest, is no one really curious about how short it is? 】

【Go to Weibo!】 Shen Junzai’s bean sprouts will definitely be on the hot search list hahaha! 】

After coming out of the infirmary, Yue Su still felt unsatisfied.

If she wasn't afraid of upsetting someone, she really wanted to go visit Shen Junzai.

Yuan Jin put Shen Junzai's matter behind him and started to pack the rabbits.

"This rabbit is big, how about stir-frying half of it and roasting the other half?"

Yuesu doesn’t eat spicy food very much, and wanted to say that they were all grilled, but he changed his mind when the words came to his lips.

"Okay, spicy stir-fry."

After saying this, I felt a little annoyed and inexplicably thought of someone who loves spicy food.

Some things seem to take root in our hearts and are hard to forget.

Yuan Jin pulled out the crossbow arrow, cleaned it and returned it to Yue Su.

This was the first time Yue Su caught prey, and he was very happy.

She didn't dislike this blood-stained crossbow arrow at all, and even treated it as a treasure.

But when she put it back into the bag, her eyes paused and she noticed something strange.

There were six arrows in total. She took out five of them and put them together for comparison.

In the sunlight, you can see that there is a slight difference in the arrow that hit the rabbit.

The colors are very similar, but not exactly the same.

The arrow body is solid color and very clean.

She rubbed it a few times and found that the arrow of a different color had an imperceptible letter "F" engraved on it.

Yue Su was thoughtful, this rabbit was not hunted by her at all.

And there was only one person who also had a crossbow.

With so many people watching in the live broadcast room, Yue Su didn't want to cause any more trouble, so he had to bite the bullet and put the arrow away, pretending nothing happened.

When she thought of her pride when she held the rabbit and Fu Xijin's casual "great", she felt so embarrassed that she could dig a castle out of it with her toes.

Even roasted rabbit meat didn't taste good to her.

[Is there something wrong with that arrow? 】

[I always feel that Yue Su's expression is a little strange. 】

[This year, every netizen is a Conan. Even they can see that something is wrong, but why didn’t I notice it? 】

"Yue Su, go and settle the bill with the program team." Yi Xia reminded.

The wild grapes have been brought back, and the program team is buying them back at a price of 100 yuan per pound.

Yue Su responded and walked over.

A total of fifty kilograms of wild grapes were recovered, exactly five thousand.

Among them, 1,000 yuan was given to Shen Junzai and Jiang Wanti, and of the remaining 4,000 yuan, each group could get exactly 1,000 yuan.

Yue Su looked at her account balance and wanted to go shopping in the supermarket again.

She asked Yaoyao: "Do you want to go to the supermarket to buy something to eat?"

Yaoyao looked at her with disdain, "Mom, can you be more sensible and stop thinking about spending money all day long? I work very hard to earn money."

Yue Su: "...What money did you make?"

Yaoyao let out a long sigh. She was trying hard to get the best out of her father.

[Hahaha, I know the answer to this question. She wants to kill Mr. Fu so that she can inherit his estate. 】

Just at this time, Jiang Wanti came back.

Yi Xia asked with concern: "Wanti, how is Mr. Shen?"

Jiang Wanti was embarrassed and said, "The doctor said there was no injury to any vital parts. It's okay."

Yixia nodded, even though this was something everyone had known for a long time.

"I'm glad you're okay. Send some rabbit meat in for Mr. Shen to try later."

Jiang Wanti thought that before she left, Shen Junzai was still cursing Yue Su, and even Fu Xijin was included in his curse.

"He has no appetite, so I'm afraid he can't eat. I'll make him some mushroom soup later."

Yixia didn't force it, and said quickly: "It just so happens that we picked up a lot of mushrooms..."

Jiang Wanti shook her head. "Teacher Yi, you know that Mr. Shen has a bad temper. I picked some mushrooms myself and will cook some soup for him later."

Shen Junzai kept saying that he would not eat anything related to Yue Su.

They had no money to go to the supermarket to buy food, so she had to suffer.

Yixia nodded, "Okay, if it's not enough, remember to tell me."

"Okay, thank you, Teacher Yi."

Not long after Jiang Wanti left, Shen Junzai finally came out of the infirmary.

He still felt a little weak when walking, but overall he looked normal.

As soon as he appeared, everyone couldn't help but focus their eyes on his crotch.

This made Shen Junzai angry and he yelled, "What are you looking at? I'm not hurt."

Yue Su almost spit out a mouthful of water as the doctor's words rang in his ears again.

Not big... and short...

Yuan Jin held back his laughter, "It's good that Mr. Shen is not injured."

Shen Junzai snorted coldly. The doctor originally suggested that he lie down for a while, but he insisted on coming out and he really couldn't lie down any longer.

Because he looked at the time.

It is now five o'clock in the afternoon. According to his plan, Yuesu should have been on the hot list because of the scandal.

He doesn't need to read Weibo to know how ugly the insults from netizens are.

"Yuesu, you can still laugh."

Yue Su held his chin up, "Why can't I laugh?"

Shen Junzai smiled coldly, "You will know if you look at Weibo."

Yue Su took out his cell phone and opened Weibo.

#Shen Jun slaughtered the chicken and broke the egg#

#Shen Junzai is not too big and short#

#Shen Junzai's blessing in disguise#

Netizens are also very talented. They edited the live broadcast into a video, and played the doctor's words "not big, but short" with BGM on a loop.

It's easy to be brainwashed by the devilish sound.

"Yeah, I saw it, it's funny."

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