Chapter 301 Humanoid Express
After the brief episode was resolved, Du Yun was about to ask Xia Wange how he found out when he received a call from the property management of his apartment, telling him that there was a package left at his door and asking him to move it into the room in time as it would have a bad impact.
Du Yun frowned and muttered, "I have some shameful express delivery that can't be left at the door."
As soon as he finished speaking, the other party threw a photo at him.
Looking at the humanoid courier, Du Yun's anger suddenly subsided. He scratched his head, looking stunned. "Oh my god! What is this?! I didn't buy this kind of thing! Humanoid courier? Oh my god! Why does it look so much like an inflatable doll?"
Special Assistant Xu and Lu Qiu looked at the photo together. The sack was tightly tied. It was clearly a person, and the shape didn't look like a model or anything...
Xia Wange came over leisurely, glanced at the photo, and said calmly, "Oh, I should have bought it."
Lu Qiu: “…?”
Du Yun: “…?”
Special Assistant Xu: “…?”
"Here we are. I have to go check it out." Xia Wange said, zooming in on the picture a little. "Yes, it looks like the height is correct."
"Sister Xia, this..." Du Yun hesitated for a moment and asked, "What is this?"
Xia Wange returned the phone to Du Yun, "My one-to-one replica of a paper figurine."
Lu Qiu, Du Yun, and Special Assistant Xu: "..."
Xia Wange wanted to go back and take a look at this immediately. Lu Qiu and Du Yun expressed their desire to follow him. Even Special Assistant Xu, who was usually very calm and rarely joined in the fun, couldn't help but follow him.
When they arrived at Du Yun's apartment and saw the human-shaped courier lying on the doorstep with his arms and legs spread out, the men all stepped back, picked up their phones and said they had a call to make and would be late for a while, and asked Xia Wange to go in first.
Xia Wange didn't care about these. She walked forward, picked up the human-shaped courier and started to open the door. When they heard the door opening, the neighbors went out to take out the trash at the same time. When they saw that Xia Wange was a woman, their eyes widened.
Xia Wange nodded to them casually as a greeting, and then went in. Her main point was that as long as I wasn't embarrassed, it would be others who were embarrassed.
Lu Qiu did have a phone call to make, but he just put the phone number at this time so that he could communicate with Brother Lu at any time.
The call was quickly connected, and Brother Lu said bluntly: "I heard that my watch was lost. I want to go back and check it."
He has been arguing with his parents today about whether he should go back. His parents have always expressed in some way that they want him to stay in City A, and now he finally has a legitimate reason.
Lu Qiu was silent for a while, "Are you sure you don't want to see her?"
There was silence for a while, then Brother Lu said, "30.16% wanted to see her, 20.45% wanted to go home to see what watch was lost, 49% wanted to prove that my parents thought I would do something bad, and 0.39% wanted to see you because I hadn't seen you for a long time."
Lu Qiu: “…”
Brother, you’d better not come. I’m scared.
After chatting for a few more sentences, Lu Qiu, who felt that he could not shake Brother Lu's more than 30% share, simply chose to give up.
The time they stayed was almost up, so a few people went to knock on the door. After waiting for a while, the door was opened. When Lu Qiu saw the person who opened the door, he was stunned.
Xia Wange, who opened the door, had her hat pulled down low on her head. She was wearing black-framed glasses, a scarf, and gloves on her hands, wrapping herself tightly.
"Sister Xia, aren't you hot? Why are you wearing so many clothes at home?" Du Yun asked, and then glanced at the dim light in the room. "Sister Xia, why don't you turn on the headlights?"
Lu Qiu didn't say anything, but just walked around the room, passing the person who opened the door.
"It's not hot." Xia Wange said at the door, "Come in first."
After a few people came in, Xia Wange at the door asked again: "What would you like to drink?"
Lu Qiu stared at Xia Wange without saying anything.
"Hey, why are you being so polite to us?" Du Yun waved his hand, "We can do it ourselves. By the way, where is the one-to-one paper figurine you ordered?"
"Shall I pour you a glass of water?" Xia Wange did not answer Du Yun, but took a cup and prepared to pour water for Du Yun.
Du Yun hurried over to take the cup and pour the water himself, but when he got closer, he suddenly realized something was wrong. Before he could say anything, Xia Wange's head rolled down...
Then, they saw Xia Wange, who had no head, lowered his head and fumbled around for a while. The head said helplessly, "The silicone simulation head is really a bit heavy. I have to find a way to fix it."
"This is..." Du Yun took a deep breath and said, "Is this the charm of one-to-one simulation? It's almost impossible to see it without looking at the eyes. Sister Xia, you should wear sunglasses."
"How does this move?" Lu Qiu went over and picked up Xia Wange's silicone head.
"With the help of the talisman paper ghost and a bit of my soul, you can move flexibly." The head in Lu Qiu's arms suddenly said, and Lu Qiu's fingertips trembled slightly.
"Wow, Sister Xia, this thing can actually imitate your voice?!" Du Yun also came over to take a look, "How amazing!"
"Of course not. You are so superstitious. How can paper make a sound?" Xia Wange opened the door and came out of the inner room, shaking the microphone in his hand. "I bought this player at a very high price. It has excellent sound reception and can isolate noise and transmit clearly."
Lu Qiu, Du Yun, and Special Assistant Xu: "..."
Xia Wange walked up to Lu Qiu, hugged his head back, and held it under his armpit like a basketball. "How is it? Did you do well?"
Du Yun and Special Assistant Xu both showed indescribable expressions, mainly because now when Sister Xia spoke, the head would also follow her, which was really too weird...
Only Lu Qiu nodded and commented seriously: "If I don't know you well, I can get away with it in such dim light, but I can't fool people who know you well."
"Yes, Sister Xia, when you poured the water, I immediately realized something was wrong." Du Yun said proudly.
Special Assistant Xu: "......"
Sure enough, God is fair. While giving a person the attributes of a social bull, he will also make him blind.
Special Assistant Xu found an excuse to leave. Before leaving, he also took Du Yun away. At this time, there were only three heads left in the room.
Xia Wange took off the glasses on his silicone head and said to Lu Qiu with a smile, "I could have added a finishing touch, but that would have consumed too much spiritual energy. We are running low on inventory right now, so we'd better save as much as possible. So I installed a camera in my eye. Look, isn't it very tiny? This was inspired by the person who installed surveillance in this room last time."
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