Chapter 537 This is the taste of science
"Making a story? I didn't make one up." Xia Wange gestured, "My master told me this. The fairyland is another planet. Their planet has rich spiritual energy so everyone is developing in the direction of cultivation. Later, the Earth was discovered by accident, and the weapon refiner forged a ladder to heaven, which allows the people of that planet to travel back and forth between the Earth and their planet."
"Since the people on their planet have a long lifespan, they are generally lazy. Seeing that the people on Earth are very hardworking, they open a passage every few years. People on Earth who want to cultivate can reach that planet by climbing the ladder to heaven. The people selected in this way have extraordinary willpower and very good physiques, so they cultivate quickly there, thus inspiring the natives. It's the catfish effect, do you understand?"
Lu Qiu: “…”
He rubbed his temples.
"Then the current legends all have a basis. For example, one day in heaven is one year on earth, because the two planets rotate at different speeds. There are also rumors that the gods are immortal. My master said that there are actually limits. It's just that their race has refined bodies and is born with a longer lifespan. This comparison is like the comparison between humans and animals. Humans can live to be eighty years old, but some animals can only live ten years. So for some animals, human lifespan is also infinite, it just looks very long..."
Lu Qiu stared at Xia Wange and pursed his lips slightly. The familiarity of this explanation made his heart beat faster.
Yes, that’s the flavor of science.
The balance in his heart has gradually tilted towards the view that the person in front of him is Xia Wange rather than a zombie. After all, Lu Qiu feels that he does not have the ability to explain things in this way.
But...to be on the safe side, Lu Qiu looked at Xia Wange with caution.
After Xia Wange finished her explanation, she waited for a long time and saw that Lu Qiu was still there in a daze and didn't say anything, so she clenched her fists and punched in the air a few times, closed her eyes, and blew air through her nose.
"Okay, okay." After saying that, Xia Wange rushed back to the room and called Master Li directly. After saying that, she raised her chin slightly and looked at Lu Qiu, "I'll find you a witness to prove that I'm not him! I'm alive!"
The call didn't go through the first time, and it was only when Xia Wange called a second time that the call was connected.
"Hello, Master Li, it's me, Xia Wange..."
"Old lady, quickly cover the yellow paper at the head of our bed, the ghost is calling!"
Xia Wange: “…?”
"Hey, Xia Wange, you finally called me. Your deeds have spread all over the circle. It's a big deal. Just go with peace of mind. Don't worry. I'm watching your rank."
"When you have a chance in the future, just ask me in your dreams or something, or just call me like you are doing now. By the way, have you comforted Lu Qiu? I heard that we can't contact him. Oh, he is the saddest. Well, I won't say much. Just take care of yourself and ask me in your dreams if you need anything."
"Also, since you killed the gods, you should be able to get a job, right? When you go down, you should protect Lao Li. Lao Li will take care of all the things for you. By the way, who do you want to give the prize to? Think about it carefully and then call me."
"Is there anything else? Is there anything you need to tell me?"
Xia Wange was silent for a moment, "Actually, I'm still alive."
"Oh! Xia Wange, when we were alive, we were considered upright people. We didn't ask others to pay with our lives. Everyone knows that killing a god requires paying with one's life. Now you are a hero, so you can't play the water ghost game. Even if you want to play, don't look for me, or look for me twenty years later, so that I can spend more time with my wife..."
"I mean, I'm alive, I'm not dead." Xia Wange spoke a little louder.
"Okay, okay, you're not dead." Master Li said, "It's the first seven days. It's always like this. Especially for someone as outstanding as you, it's normal to find it hard to accept. Okay, I won't say more to you. It's rare for you to come back on the seventh day. You should spend more time with others. I'm dead now. Stay well down there."
Xia Wange saw the phone being hung up, scratched his head, and looked at Lu Qiu who was standing next to him with an innocent look.
She was silent for a while, then she realized that it was already twelve o'clock in the evening. She had just woken up and the time was confused.
If you do the math, today is indeed her seventh day.
Pooh.
She is not dead yet!
Seriously, how can I prove that I am alive? Prove that she is the real her?
"Then how about this, you let me live a normal life first, and you decide whether I stink or not, okay?" Xia Wange was really at a loss, so she turned her gaze to Lu Qiu again.
"Okay." Lu Qiu nodded, "But..."
"Don't say but, I'm going to take a shower first." Xia Wange said and was about to get up.
"No." Lu Qiu shook his head.
Xia Wan Ge: “…”
"I just drank so much water, but I don't smell bad yet. Come and smell it. Come on." As he said that, Xia Wange opened his collar and moved closer to Lu Qiu, letting him smell it.
"Actually, there is a little bit of smell." Lu Qiu turned his face away and leaned back to avoid Xia Wange. "But it's not a bad smell. I think even if you have a bad smell, I probably won't be able to smell it."
Xia Wange: "...Is it possible that I was just too excited to sweat? Is it possible that I really haven't showered in days?!"
"Why can't I hear your voice?" Lu Qiu suddenly asked.
"Oh, the return of merit has opened up several meridians. I guess the meridian where your Qi meridian was originally placed has been opened. Now it should be wandering in the meridians, far away from the heart, so naturally it can't be heard."
Lu Qiu: “…”
He hesitated for a moment. He felt that he should not be so abstract. He was so conflicted that he could not speak for a long time.
"Lu Qiu." Xia Wange said sadly, "You said before that you don't mind my stench, but now you won't let me get wet. This shows that you love my body more than my soul. You have become Lu Gangzi, Lu Tiezhu. Can we go back to the way we were before?"
Lu Qiu: “…”
He was already 70% convinced that the person in front of him was the real Xia Wange. He believed that no matter how much he subconsciously controlled himself, he could not say these words.
"Come with me to the hospital." Lu Qiu said, "Let's get checked out."
Xia Wange looked at the time and said, "Can I take a shower after the examination? Besides, it's the middle of the night..."
"To be determined. Don't worry about the hospital's affairs. I will arrange it." Lu Qiu stared into Xia Wange's eyes.
"Okay." Xia Wange nodded decisively. If she could go out, she would have a chance to touch the water.
They went to a private hospital. Looking at the examination list that was longer than her life line, Xia Wange felt distressed that she could not use social security.
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