Chapter 177: Retreat to Advance
"But most spirits will just tease you for a few seconds and then leave. They won't stay with you for several days like this." Xia Wange sat up straighter. "What did you do? It will keep pestering you for several days."
"Maybe I pooped in the wild?" Du Yun said uncertainly.
Xia Wan Ge: “…”
"No wonder." Xia Wange shrugged, "Maybe you pulled it next to him."
Du Yun immediately cried, "Sister Xia, how do we solve this problem? Although it is not fatal, it is really annoying. Xiao Zhu is going to make an appointment for a physical examination for me. She thinks I may have premature Alzheimer's disease."
"It's simple. Go back and say more good things and kowtow to it." Xia Wange said with a smile.
"Knock... knock?" Du Yun glanced at the back of his buttocks, "How, how do you knock?"
It is easy to say nice things, he can talk for an hour without stopping, but how can he kowtow to his own butt?
"Anyway, just say nice things and it will usually go away. Just kowtow normally." Xia Wange touched his chin. "If it still doesn't go away, go buy some lactulose or something. If you have diarrhea, eat something that will make you fart easily. It will definitely go away after doing this."
Du Yun's eyes widened slightly and he gave Xia Wange a thumbs up.
Who is more ruthless or Sister Xia? Sister Xia has more ways of doing things, and she is very good at using courtesy before force. Just listening to these words, if he is a smart guy, he will be pleased with the nice words and kowtow, and he will definitely leave quickly and will not let the process proceed to the next step.
Even Lu Qiu, who was standing beside him, couldn't help but laugh when he heard what Xia Wange said.
Xia Wange looked over, Lu Qiu raised his eyebrows slightly, Xia Wange tilted his head, Lu Qiu glanced at Du Yun, and then tapped his phone.
She frowned slightly and took a look, and found that Lu Qiu had sent her a WeChat message.
[You can recommend the posture of curling up at the end of the bed to play with your phone in the morning to Du Yun, so that he can touch it. ]
After reading it, Xia Wange rolled her eyes and said to Du Yun, "Come on, I'll take you down and tell you something."
After saying that, she dragged Du Yun out without looking back. Du Yun was also anxious to resolve the matter, so he followed Xia Wange out and into the elevator. Xia Wange said, "Just remember to kowtow when you go back."
"Yeah, I know, Sister Xia." Du Yun nodded and waited for Xia Wange to continue speaking.
But Xia Wange's eyes were blank, and he kept looking at his phone. Then he said, "Just continue to do what I say."
Du Yun frowned slightly, a little puzzled, "I will definitely do as you say."
Just as he was about to say something else, the elevator reached the first floor. Xia Wange walked out with him and stood at the door of the building and said, "Okay, that's it. Go ahead. Just remember to do as I say."
Du Yun glanced blankly at Xia Wange, who was speaking in a stupor. Seeing that she lowered her eyes as if thinking about something, he touched her head and turned away without saying anything else.
He really wanted to resolve the matter quickly, as it was very time-consuming and difficult to find things.
Seeing Du Yun leaving, Xia Wange immediately turned to the locker next to him, opened it and took out a box of fried chicken. He ran to the middle of the hospital garden with it. Just as he opened the box and was about to put the fried chicken leg in his mouth, his cell phone started vibrating wildly.
Xia Wange suddenly felt something was wrong. She took out her cell phone and closed her eyes. It was indeed Lu Qiu's WeChat message.
She clicked it speechlessly and found that Lu Qiu had sent out a lot of pictures.
The picture is very detailed, from her getting the takeaway, then happily running all the way, to the garden in the middle, everything is clearly photographed...
OK, OK, that's how you use your phone, right? The 50x zoom camera was all used on her, right?
Never mind him, the important thing is to eat first.
Xia Wange was just about to put down her phone and eat a few bites before talking when Lu Qiu's WeChat message popped up on her phone.
[I took this photo just because I saw you by the window. ]
[Come to think of it, I really shouldn't look at you so closely. It's just fried chicken, and it's been more than a day and a half since the three-day appointment. It's normal for you to want to eat it. After all, you're still sick, and it's understandable that you want to eat something you like.]
[It's okay, it's okay, I'll just pretend I didn't see it. When you come up, we'll still follow the agreed content. It won't count as you breaking your promise. Next time you want to eat something, don't be sneaky. Just tell me directly. I'll leave the ward and it'll be fine. It's okay. ]
[Oh no, it's only been a day and a half, so there's no need for me to go out, right? ]
Xia Wan Ge: “…”
After reading this, Xia Wange looked at the chicken leg at his mouth and refused to take a bite for a long time.
She threw the chicken leg into the box dejectedly, paused for a moment, and looked at the packaging bag again.
She paid a runner to buy these, and Lu Qiu doesn't eat much of them. People came from far away and lined up to have them delivered to her. Wouldn't it be a bit of a waste if she didn't eat them?
Xia Wange, who immediately found a reason, was about to send a message to Lu Qiu.
The other party said: [I asked Du Yun to come back and bought you Sprite and fried chicken to go with your favorite drink. After all, you have persisted for a day and a half. After eating this meal, you should be able to hold on until the end of tomorrow. We don’t need to worry about whether it is medicine or not. You eat first.]
After reading this, Xia Wange looked up and saw Du Yun walking towards her with a can of Sprite. His eyes lit up when he saw Xia Wange, "Oh, Sister Xia, you are here after all. I was wondering why Lu Qiu asked me to buy a can of Sprite and come to you."
"Yes, I just bought it from the vending machine. It's fresh out of the oven. Oh, I want to eat fried chicken. Is it spicy? Do you like it? Then you can enjoy it."
"Take it away." Xia Wange stuffed the food into Du Yun's hand, "Take it back and eat it."
Du Yun was stunned.
"Hurry up and go." Xia Wange closed his eyes and waved his hands, "Remember to heat it up in an air fryer or oven when you get home. Remember to tell me when you're done, so that I know the fried chicken wasn't wasted."
Du Yun: “…”
"What about this Sprite?"
"Go, go, go." Xia Wange was extremely angry. "Take it, take it, take it."
Really! What a great strategy of retreating to advance.
If Lu Qiu's tone had been stronger, she would have already eaten the fried chicken!
Taking a deep breath, Xia Wange returned to the ward, lay on the bed, staring at the white ceiling, not moving for a long time, like a salted fish that had lost its dream.
When the doctor came to check on the ward at night, he saw Xia Wange staring at the ceiling with a distracted look. He turned to look at Lu Qiu, "Who is this patient?"
"Maybe meditate some more." Lu Qiu said.
"Uh, oh, well..." The doctor glanced at the report, "You can be discharged tomorrow."
Xia Wange's eyes moved.
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