Cross-generational wedding live broadcast: Panda Mouse's wedding gift
As the holographic livestream countdown reached zero, Xiaodou was crouched beneath the wedding arch, gnawing on her red veil. The "cross-generational wedding gift package" beneath her paw suddenly exploded with golden light, revealing a hole in the confetti—filled with moldy bread crumbs and a broken gear.
"Hahahahahaha!" the GM's mechanical voice came from all directions, "Congratulations on triggering the hidden plot of [Wedding Scam]! Now please enjoy - the monster siege symphony!"
Under the blood-red moonlight, countless mechanical spiders emerged from the ground, their legs rubbing against each other with a clacking sound. Ling Yuan's giant sword had just split the first spider apart when Bai Yan's personality dodged the spiderweb, clutching Xiaodou. Foxfire condensed at her fingertips into the shape of a champagne glass. "Dear audience, now for the first step of the wedding—avoid the boss throwing the bouquet!"
"Ding—Player 'Panda Xiaodou''s betrothal candy was chopped into pieces!"
As the system chimed, Xiaodou suddenly noticed the bread crumbs on the ground turning rainbow-colored as she bit them. She hurriedly grabbed the falling candy ball, and the plum blossom marks left by her paw pads suddenly spread golden lines on the ground. These lines quickly spread, sticking the mechanical spider's legs into a cone shape.
"Attention all players!" Lin Shen's personality's data stream suddenly turned pink. "Collect the 'bridal gift candies' dropped by monsters and use the panda paw print to activate the sweet formation!"
Players watched in amazement as Xiaodou rolled around among the monsters, spitting out a bow with each bite of candy, adorning the mechanical spiders with pink and white lace headdresses. Suddenly, a boss-level scorpion knelt on one knee and, with its claws, held out a rhinestone-encrusted candy: "Marry me!"
By the time Ling Yuan cleaved the 99th mechanical pigeon with his sword energy, Bai Yan had already baked a three-tiered wedding cake with foxfire. The panda rat figurine on the cake suddenly blinked, raised its paw, and sprayed streamers—it was Xiaodou's adorable projection. The GM, donning a tuxedo at some point, held the microphone, choking with tears: "This is the most touching thing I've ever seen—Hey, hey, that slime, stop rubbing against the bride!"
"Mother!"
The crib in the real world suddenly vibrated, and Shubao Tanggao's brainwave projection pierced the live feed, transforming into a miniature panda mouse and leaping onto the battlefield. Holding a pacifier larger than herself, she nibbled at the boss's tail, splattering gear debris all over her. However, this unexpectedly triggered a "family cuteness resonance"—all monsters' health bars instantly transformed into honey bars, increasing their "sweetness value" with each bite.
Xiaodou seized the opportunity and, clutching the last gift candy, climbed atop the boss. She closed her eyes and bit hard. The moment the candy burst, the real wedding gift package rained down from the sky—a shower of golden osmanthus blossoms from the demon world, a shower of neon candies from the interstellar world, and a shower of modern cherry blossom petals, all descending simultaneously, painting the entire ruins a dreamy pink.
"Ding—the inter-life wedding is complete! Rewards: a server-wide sweet buff lasting 72 hours, and a panda rat-themed wedding dress (edible)."
Bai Yan put a wreath made of honey on Xiaodou's head. Ling Yuan reluctantly used his sword sheath to pick the ribbon wrapped around his waist. Lin Shen hacked into the GM backstage and doubled the wedding gold coins: "Remember to issue an invoice. This is pre-marital property."
After the wedding, Xiaodou received a gilded gift box. The Heavenly Dao messenger's greeting card unfolded in the foxfire, and out fell a copy of the "Concept Mouse Parenting Manual." The warning on the cover was stained with honey: "Do not allow your cub to chew on the Heavenly Dao rune, as it will cause spacetime diarrhea. — P.S. Your baby chewed through the floor of the holographic cabin in reality."
The mechanical panda suddenly tugged at the livestream screen, which was playing a wedding video. At one point, an unusual image flashed by: a half-chain peeked out from under the GM's tuxedo. A crystal bottle, filled with golden fur, hung from the other end. The date on the bottle's label was the "death date" of each of the three souls of White Abyss.
"Mom, look!" The projection of Shubao Candy Cake suddenly raised the remote control, and the screen switched to the GM's private channel. In the picture, a girl in a tutu was crying in a candy house in Storybrooke. Her tears turned to frost on the ground, freezing all the desserts into a bitter black. The silver bell on the girl's wrist was exactly the same as Bai Yan's earrings.
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