Cub of the Evil God's Milk Tea Strategy
Crouching by the edge of Sadako's well, Azuki nibbles on a pixelated time rift when he stumbles upon a ball of Cthulhu slime wrapped in pearl milk tea (a foreshadowing of Volume 12). The slime expands upon contact with air, transforming into a swashbuckling, evil-looking young man clutching a half-sheet of milk tea recipes, written in code from the cyberpunk arc (a foreshadowing of Volume 14).
"Mom!" The evil shota jumped into Xiaodou's arms, his tail sweeping out milk foam shaped like Cthulhu tentacles. "I've been waiting for you for seven hundred years!"
The GM's correction table suddenly popped up an "Illegal Creature Containment Warning," and he stepped back in horror: "This is the final boss of the "Afternoon Tea with Cthulhu" dungeon! How did you manage to get the juvenile stage out?!"
[Forced to Open: The Evil God Cub's Milk Tea Tutorial]
Xiaodou, entangled by the cub, was unable to move, his tail unconsciously writing "I want milk tea" on the ground. The evil cub's eyes lit up: "Mom, you want pearl milk tea? I'll make it right away!" He opened his mouth and erupted from the depths of his throat, a boiling pot of magma, with melon seed shells from the ancient story stuck at the bottom (a foreshadowing in Volume 10).
"Warning! Instance rules have been tampered with!" the robotic cat's electronic voice rang out again, and Sadako's well suddenly transformed into a milk tea production line, with dancing taro balls floating in the water. The players watched in amazement as the evil cub used Cthulhu's tentacles to stir the milk foam, while Xiaodou poked his claws into his overalls pocket and pulled out half a Star Wars energy biscuit (a foreshadowing from Volume 11).
"Mommy, eat!" The evil spirit cub broke the cookie into a pixelated heart shape, and the GM's correction meter suddenly displayed "Family and Marriage Value +100." The man with glasses raised his camera: "T-Does this count as a boss capture?" The female player frantically took photos: "This cub is more obedient than my cat!"
[GM Defense Break: Mechanical Cat's Energy Resonance]
Xiaodou munched on a biscuit when a splitting headache suddenly struck. Fragments of her memory flashed through the white coats of a modern clinic and the mechanical gears of cyberpunk. She pointed at the GM's pendant and said, "I remember now! The gears on your neck... are the same as the ones on the mechanical cat!"
The GM instinctively covered the pendant, and the gear on the chain, "003 + Azuki = ∞," suddenly emitted the electronic meow of a mechanical cat (a foreshadowing from Volume 3). The young evil god tilted his head: "This gear is a gift from my mother!" The GM's face flushed instantly: "That was me seven hundred years ago..." Before he could finish his words, Azuki transformed back into his elemental rat form, her amnesia causing her to forget her previous discovery.
The demonic youngling seized the opportunity to use its tentacles to scoop up the GM's correction sheet. On it appeared the words "Symbiotic Agreement between Guardian 003 and the Time Mouse," signed by the mechanical cat's gear form. The GM hurriedly snatched the sheet back, "This is confidential! Your mother hasn't recovered her memories yet..."
[The True Identity of the Evil God Cub]
Late at night, in the dungeon courtyard, cherry blossoms shimmered like Cthulhu's slime. Xiaodou, curled up in the tentacle nest of the evil cub, nibbled on milk tea pearls when she suddenly noticed a half-cut work badge of modern veterinarian Lin Shen peeking out from the cub's overalls pocket. She pressed her paw against the badge, and the rune on her paw's heart resonated with the word "Lin Shen," bringing to mind the vague, smiling face of the school hunk from the campus chapter (a foreshadowing from Volume 7).
"Mom wants to see this?" The evil god cub pulled out Lin Shen's medical records. A new diagnosis appeared in the diagnosis column: "The symbiotic relationship between the Time Rat and the evil god cub has been activated. It is recommended that you take them to Clinic 666 for energy resonance."
The GM took back the list with a grim face: "Don't listen to his nonsense! The BOSS of this copy is..." Before he finished speaking, the evil god cub suddenly turned into an adult Cthulhu. Its tentacles rolled up Xiaodou and flew towards the moon, leaving behind a string of milk tea pearls that said "Mom, I love you."
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