Disco elements riot in the dragon cave
【Fire Rhapsody of Dragon Cave】
In the afternoon, the Dragon Cave resembled a palace of molten gold. Iron Wing dozed atop a pile of treasure, his scales wedged between energy crystals from the Star Wars arc and fragments of a marriage certificate from the Martial Arts arc. Xiaodou crouched at the edge of the fire magic circle, a piece of chocolate from the School arc curled around his tail, staring at the dancing flames within the pattern. To the elemental rat, it looked like a dancing caramel pudding.
"Squeak! (Take a bite first!)"
As soon as its claws touched the array pattern, the flames suddenly transformed into disco-esque sprites wearing sunglasses, leaping out of the ground with laser microphones in hand. The sprites danced to the rhythm of the flames, and the gold coins in the treasure pile automatically stacked up to form a DJ booth. The jeweled chandelier began to spin, emitting cyberpunk neon beams.
【Metal Dragon's Social Death Scene】
"Roar!" Iron Wing was awakened by the noise, and the flames he spewed out turned into a waterfall of strawberry ice cream. He looked at his dragon breath in shock: "How did my molten gold flame turn into a dessert?!"
Xiaodou nibbled on his ice cream and swung his tail, "Reverse magic, surprise?"
The elemental spirits rushed forward, pinning a pink bow on Iron Wing and combing its scales with a beeswax comb from the ancient story of a house fight. Iron Wing's metal tail slammed the ground frantically, flashing the alarm red light of a mechanical cat: "Stop! I am a noble metal dragon!"
【Dragon Knight's Macaron Attack】
"Where did the demon rat come from?!"
The Dragon Knight breaks into the Dragon's lair, his magic gun suddenly firing explosive macarons. Xiaodou, with his quick eyes and claws, nibbles the magic dust produced by the explosion. His subspace stomach spews out the trampoline props from the game arc, and the macarons rebound and hit the Dragon Knight's visor.
"This is..." The dragon knight took off his helmet, revealing the deep-sea tentacle hair from the Cthulhu arc, "The cross-volume contamination of the Concept Rat King?"
Tieyi seizes the opportunity to scoop up Xiaodou with his tail and flees, but is entangled by the immortal rope from the Xiuxian chapter. Xiaodou chews through the rope, which transforms into the laser jump rope from the Interstellar chapter, scattering the light letter "006" (Tieyi's guardian number) in the air.
【Robotic Cat's Cross-World Rescue】
"Cross-volume magical contamination detected!"
A mechanical cat (Snowball, number 003) entered on a steampunk-style gear skateboard, its ears twitching with the mechanical patterns of "003." It pulled out the beeswax spray from the ancient Chinese novel "House Fighting" and sprayed it at the elemental spirits, "Everyone, return to the magic circle!"
The elemental spirits instantly turned back into flames, but before disappearing, they gave Xiaodou a concert ticket: "Tomorrow night at 7 o'clock, let's go dancing on the top of Dragon Bone Mountain!"
Tieyi was covered in ice cream, with a fluorescent wig of an elemental elf hanging from the tip of his tail. He stared at Xiaodou with gritted teeth: "Rat... I want to duel with you!"
- The "Abyss" tattoo beneath the iron wing's scales suddenly heated up, resonating with the Xiaodou claw heart rune, revealing the phantom of Lin Shen's mechanical heart;
- A bubble letter from the Cthulhu chapter falls out of the dragon knight's tentacles and hair, which reads: "Guardian No. 006 has been exposed, and the hunting plan has been initiated";
- The chocolate wrapper that Xiaodou was chewing suddenly unfolded, revealing Lin Shen's medical records from the modern era. The diagnosis of "rat phobia" on the record was crossed out and changed to "waiting".
【Funny scenes】
- The robot cat's beeswax spray accidentally sprayed onto Iron Wing's ice cream dragon breath, causing the dragon breath to turn into singing marshmallows, and the Western fantasy version of "Mouse Loves Rice" played on loop throughout the venue;
- Xiaodou used the fluorescent wig given by the elemental elves as a fuse to ignite the fireworks in the Dragon Cave, which exploded into the words "Lin Shen is the ceiling of sweetness", and Tieyi was petrified on the spot.
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