First experience with a spiritual body: live broadcast of a blind date social death
“Sizzle——”
Xiaodou felt like he was thrown into a washing machine. When he opened his eyes again, his whole body felt as light as a ball of cotton candy.
Surrounding him was a metal cabin shimmering with blue light. Before him stood a man in a silver-gray military uniform, the star emblems on his shoulder epaulettes gleaming so brightly that it hurt his eyes. The man frowned and poked his head. "Spiritual binding successful? Why is it a transparent mouse?"
"Transparent?" Xiaodou lowered his head and found that his claws could penetrate the metal table, and there was a faint fluorescence where his tail swept - this was the spiritual form of the treasure-hunting mouse!
"Major General Ling Yuan," a mechanical voice came from the top of the cabin, "Your 'spiritual pet' has been activated. According to interstellar law, you must complete the 'blind date live broadcast' to accumulate popularity points. Otherwise, it will be judged as an 'ownerless spirit' and destroyed."
"Destroy?" Xiaodou was so frightened that he burrowed into the man's arms, but he pierced through his uniform, leaving only a trail of fluorescent claw marks. The man (Ling Yuan)'s ears turned slightly red as he pulled out a "spiritual body revealer" from a drawer: "Put this on so the audience can see you."
As soon as the revealer was buckled around Xiaodou's neck, a virtual screen suddenly popped up in front of him. It said "Interstellar Matchmaker Live Room" and the number of people online instantly exceeded one million.
"It's Major General Ling Yuan! The legendary Iceberg God of War who hasn't smiled in three hundred years!"
"His spirit form is actually a mouse? And he wears a little bell? So cute!"
Xiaodou was so annoyed by the barrage that he pressed the "brainwave outgoing" button while waving his claws around, and the complaints in his heart exploded directly into the live broadcast room:
"This man looks so fierce, will he refuse to give me nuts?"
"He has osmanthus cake wrappers hidden in his drawer! Does he like sweet things too?"
The whole audience was silent.
Ling Yuan's ears flushed crimson. He frantically tried to turn off the button, but heard Xiaodou continue to chatter: "The AI matchmaker said I want someone who 'can fight and support me.' He seems like a good fighter...but his face is too cold. Will it hurt my teeth if I bite it?"
The virtual screen was instantly flooded with “Hahahahaha”, and #Major General Ling Yuan’s face was cold because he was disliked by the mouse# became the number one hot search in StarCraft.
Xiaodou was still studying the "blind date list" on the screen (mechanical cat, combat eagle, metal dragon), and didn't notice that Ling Yuan's fingertips were shaking - he looked at the bell on Xiaodou's neck, and suddenly remembered a vague dream: in the dream, there was a chubby mouse, which was also gnawing on his cuffs and saying "Bai Yan's face is colder than Xuanbing cake."
"Ding!" The mechanical voice sounded again, "It is detected that the host and Major General Ling Yuan have a 'spiritual resonance of 90%', triggering a hidden mission - help him find the missing interstellar map. Otherwise, the live broadcast will continue until you 'confirm your relationship'~"
Xiaodou was chewing on the bell on the revealer when he suddenly noticed a piece of paper stuck on Ling Yuan's military boots. The moment his claws touched it, a picture flashed before his eyes:
The scrap of paper was a corner of a map, on which was drawn the same symbol as the Sky-Swallowing Pattern in the Demon Realm. The person holding the map looked very much like Bai Yan from the side.
"So..." Xiaodou looked up and met Ling Yuan's gaze. The tenderness in his eyes was exactly the same as when Bai Yan from the demon world said, "I'm here to marry you."
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