The first day of school: Shushu's social death class
The morning sunlight filtered through the cherry blossoms, casting dappled shadows on the glass of the high school classroom. Xiaodou huddled in Bai Shenyuan's school uniform pocket, the tip of his tail trembling nervously—he was in his Lucky Rat form at that moment, and with each twitch of his fluffy tail, a few strands of golden hair fell, instantly transforming into coins as they landed.
"Stop shaking, or my pocket will be full of coins." Bai Shenyuan lowered his voice and gently poked his pocket with his fingertips.
Xiaodou looked up and saw that the tips of Bai Shenyuan's ears were red. There were three pens of different colors pinned to the inside of his school uniform - the black one was the tactical pen used by Ling Yuan's personality, the cyan one was the modified brush used by Bai Yan's personality, and the silver one was the laboratory pen used by Lin Shen's personality.
“Ding-ling-ling——”
The bell rang, and the math teacher walked into the classroom, workbooks clutched. Xiaodou peeked through the teacher's pocket and suddenly realized that the teacher's tie clip was a carved jade pendant, identical to the jade pendant worn by the fox demon elder in the Demon Realm chapter. His paw itched, and just as he touched the tie clip, he heard Bai Shenyuan gasp, "Don't move! That's the spy of the Heavenly Dao Inspector!"
"Bai Shenyuan, you answer this question." The teacher suddenly called on him.
Xiaodou felt a sharp vibration in his pocket. As Bai Shenyuan stood up, his sleeve slipped down, revealing the deer-shaped pattern on his wrist. At that moment, the students in the classroom suddenly pulled out their phones and frantically clicked on shopping apps—the Lucky Rat's "consumer aura" was passively triggered!
"Everyone calm down!" Bai Shenyuan (Lingyuan's personality comes online, slamming his head on the table), "It's class time now!"
But no one heard him. The girls in the front row had already bought 20 lipsticks, the boys in the back row were snapping up game skins, and even the teacher was ordering new ties. Xiaodou looked at the gold coins scattered on the floor and his gradually balding tail, and anxiously gnawed at Bai Shenyuan's buttons: "What should I do? My hair is falling out!"
"Shh..." Bai Shenyuan switched to Bai Yan's personality and gently touched his head. "Be good, have a piece of osmanthus candy first."
As soon as Xiaodou stuffed the candy into his mouth, he suddenly felt a chill on his tail. Lin Shen had unknowingly taken out his homemade anti-hair-shedding spray and sprayed it directly at his tail: "The ion membrane can temporarily fix the hair until the end of get out of class!"
"White Abyss! What are you doing?!"
The Dean of Studies suddenly opened the door and entered, his eyes fixed on the gold coins scattered on the floor and Xiaodou's ear sticking out of his pocket. In a panic, Xiaodou jumped onto the podium and gnawed at the wooden surface—this was the Lucky Rat's instinctive reaction; gnawing on hard objects summoned gold coins.
“Crack!”
There was a rat-shaped hole in the podium, and strings of gold coins poured out of the hole, knocking the director's glasses off. Even more fatal, Xiaodou was so nervous while chewing on the podium that he accidentally said something human: "Bai Shenyuan! Catch the gold coins!"
The whole class was silent.
The Dean picked up the gold coin, his eyes reflecting shock. "A talking mouse? And the runes on this coin..."
Xiaodou then realized that the edge of the gold coin was engraved with a tiny Sky-Swallowing Pattern, the ancient symbol of the Concept Rat Clan. Bai Shenyuan quickly switched to his Lin Shen persona and pushed up his glasses. "Teacher, this is the 'Classroom Interactive Gold Coin' I invented. It can motivate students to actively answer questions!"
"Invention?" The director narrowed his eyes. "Then explain why this rat looks like a member of the Concept Rat Clan..."
"Report to the teacher!" Bai Yan's personality suddenly came online, and he acted coquettishly with red eyes. "Xiaodou is my distant cousin. He had a disease when he was a child, so he looks like a hamster..."
The director's ears turned slightly red, but at this moment, Xiaodou's tail suddenly regained the effect of electrostatic spray, and the fluff fluttered down, turning into shiny gold coins in the sunlight, one of which fell into the director's pocket.
After school, the dean locked the office door and took out half of a yellowed wanted poster from the secret compartment. There was a lucky rat on it that looked exactly like Xiaodou's, and the reward was "eternal life for the guardian."
"The Concept Rat has appeared," he muttered to himself, his fingertips stroking the runes on the gold coin. "It seems that the mechanical cat guy didn't lie to me... As long as I catch this rat, I can break free from the control of the heavens."
On the back of the wanted poster, there was a picture of Bai Yan proposing in the Demon Realm chapter. The fragments of the marriage certificate that Xiaodou had chewed up perfectly overlapped with the pattern of the gold coin.
At the same time, Bai Shenyuan took Xiaodou to hide in the corner of the playground and used his three personalities to comfort him in turn:
- Ling Yuan (handing the bandage with a cold face): "The tail hair will grow back."
- Bai Yan (rubbing his ears gently): "Bald tails are cute too~"
- Lin Shen (holding a microscope): "I collected samples of your hair and found that they contain space-time energy, which may be used..."
Xiaodou interrupted Lin Shen and pointed at the teaching building with his bare tail: "Let's deal with the Dean first... He looks at me like he's looking at a piece of osmanthus cake."
Bai Shenyuan chuckled softly, and switched back to the gentle voice of the mixture of three personalities: "Don't worry, no matter if he is the Heavenly Supervisor or who else..."
He took out the ring fragment, and the fragment reflected Xiaodou's bald tail, but at this moment, the fragment suddenly became hot, and the scene of the bakery basement emerged - the totem mural there was bleeding, and the mechanical cat stood in front of the mural, holding up a scalpel with the words "rat extermination" engraved on it.
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