Chapter 71 A Day That Was Eye-Crushing
Su Zi and Su Yuehe specially included this segment in the program when they were editing the video later.
The second person to appear is Qi Wenyu, an actor who was missed for his good looks while he was still alive.
After filming two costume dramas, his appearance suddenly dropped, and he began to gain weight, his cheeks became fatter, his hair fell out, and he gained weight.
He made bad friends and had surgery on his face, and his beautiful eyes turned into those of a sad frog.
Although he underwent repairs later and restored his eyes to their original appearance, he can never go back to the way he was before. Now he looks like a middle-aged man and no longer has the fresh look he once had.
In the lifelike clip shown, he was running and his heavy breathing filled the entire studio.
Afterwards he pretended to wipe the sweat off his face with a towel, but despite the strenuous exercise, his hair was not wet at all.
After running for a while, I went to the park to practice Tai Chi with those old men.
It can be seen that his movements are very awkward and the old man next to him is extremely disgusted, but he himself is still contented and immersed in the performance.
Everyone in the studio who saw this scene had question marks on their faces? ?
No, what's the point of this person acting out this act? Is he trying to show that he is indifferent to fame and fortune?
When he came on stage, he started a hot floor dance, sticking his butt out and thrusting his hips around on the floor, which made the three girls turn their backs and refuse to even look at him.
Lin Mo slammed the table and yelled, "Stop! Stop jumping!"
The scene was very dramatic for a moment.
When Qi Wenyu finished dancing and gasped for breath, Lin Mo mercilessly opened the microphone again, "Do you have kidney deficiency?"
Qi Wenyu's breathing stopped smoothly.
The three girls finally turned around. Oh my god, they wanted to report a work injury. It seemed like their eyes were raped!
"You are even more disgusting than the toad just now. You are like a maggot, groping on the ground. Can you tell the audience in front of the camera, is this how this dance is performed?"
"Also, if you're fat, don't wear leather pants. Are you worried that your pants won't be able to hold your farts? Ah, look down and see how these pants are squeezing your stomach and thighs!"
Lin Mo was the only one speaking, and the three girls nodded in agreement.
Give a thumbs up to Teacher Lin!
Su Zi rubbed his solar plexus, and seeing that Qi Wenyu was about to run away due to Lin Mo's anger, he immediately spoke to Bai Youyou's microphone, "Youyou, find a way to slow down, otherwise Qi Wenyu will die of shame on the stage."
Bai Youyou cast a resentful look at Su Zi and knew that this judge was up to no good.
However, Hu Bingxin got ahead of her and said, "Teacher Qi, did you choose this performance yourself or was it chosen by someone else? If you chose it yourself, then I can only say that your aesthetics needs further study."
Qi Wenyu's face turned pale with anger. This dance was chosen for him by his friend, who kept encouraging him while he was dancing.
"I...someone else chose it for me."
Finally, Bai Youyou found an opportunity to speak, "Teacher Qi, I really like the young general and the number one scholar you played, but why did you give up on yourself and turn yourself into what you are now? Do you think anyone will like you like this? Or do you not want to continue acting and come here just for the announcement fee?"
Su Zi covered her face. She had clearly been told to be tactful. She and Ni Ruoan looked at each other and were ready to cut off the camera.
Qi Wenyu was better at withstanding pressure than they thought. His expression was only slightly gloomy, and suddenly he became a little sad.
"Thank you for your love, but I don't know why I have become like this. I am standing here for the opportunity to act. I hope that during this time, you can point out my shortcomings." As he said this, he bowed to the four judges.
Qi Rong raised the corners of her mouth slightly, "Then you should be prepared for the storm."
She showed her own scores: zero for appearance and zero for talent.
Lin Mo scored one point for appearance and zero for talent.
Bai Youyou is once again like Lin Mo, and Hu Bingxin is like Qi Rong.
Seeing such a low score, Qi Wenyu almost couldn't stand. In the end, he forced a smile and left the stage.
The third person to come on stage was "Human Oil Man" Jason Wen.
This clip of this person's life is on a yacht. He faces the camera, holding a bottle of oil of unknown substance, and rubs it from his neck to his abdominal muscles. Finally, he makes circles at the position of the abdominal muscles, and strokes each abdominal muscle with his index finger, smiling from time to time.
It gives people a feeling: Hey, little guy, I'm going to fascinate you to death.
Hu Bingxin has already regretted agreeing to record this program. This is just a form of torture!
Wen Jason was singing an old love song in a low, bubbling voice. Lin Mo made a pause gesture to him.
Su Zi couldn't stand it anymore and turned off the background music.
"What's wrong?" Wen Jason asked in a low voice. He was singing with great concentration.
"Nothing, it's just that it sounds too bad." Lin Mo answered his question in a weird and bubbling voice.
Bai Youyou lowered her head and her shoulders kept shaking. Hu Bingxin didn't dare to look at her at all because she was also biting her lip.
Qi Rong leaned in close and said, "Do you know the nickname that netizens gave you?"
Wen Jason's expression instantly turned unhappy.
"It seems you know, but why don't you change it?"
Wen Jason said confidently, "Why should I change? They are just jealous of my handsomeness."
Bai Youyou slammed the table, "You should share some of your confidence with me. One person says they are jealous of you, two people say they are also jealous of you, but tens of thousands of people are saying it, which proves that you are really greasy. Is this how the song is sung? You don't think that deliberately lowering your voice to sing is charming!"
"Director! Can you please do something about it? Are they saying things that are too harsh?" Wen Jason shouted at Su Zi.
Hu Bingxin snorted coldly, "Are you still not weaned? You came here to be reformed. If you want to be ridiculed by netizens all the time, then just continue to refuse to repent."
Su Zi asked Jason Wen directly, "Are you still recording?"
Wen Jason's chest was heaving with anger, but he didn't say he didn't want to record it, just his face was full of dissatisfaction.
Lin Mo was too lazy to give scores separately and just gave a big zero. Wen Jason clenched his fists again after seeing this.
Qi Rong gave some face points and gave one point to each of them.
Like Bai Youyou, Hu Bingxin was given one point for appearance and zero points for talent.
Jason Wen left the stage in anger.
The fourth person to appear is Fang Yun, who is forty years old but still insists on playing a young man.
His life segment is relatively normal, just a segment where he plays basketball with a group of guys.
The performance he chose was a self-introduction, and he also made a complete PPT.
It introduces all the young guys he has played, from the right age, the right role, to the failed role who was ridiculed as an old pumpkin with green paint.
"I think it's not that my acting skills are bad. Even though I'm 40 years old, I can still play a young guy well. I'm here on this stage to prove it."
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