Yan Bugui sulked for a while until Wang Dabao beckoned to him, at which point he dejectedly went back.
I can't not go back and queue up; I'm still holding a chamber pot in my hand.
With Yan Bugui behind them, Sha Zhu didn't dare to talk to Wang Dabao anymore, for fear that Yan Bugui might have overheard their conversation.
Before long, Xu Damao, wearing an overcoat and looking energetic, walked over and chuckled when he saw Shazhu's back from afar.
He slept like a log last night. In his dream, Sha Zhu knelt at his feet and begged him to lick his toes. Not only did he not let him, he kicked Sha Zhu so hard that he fell flat on his back.
As a result, before he could even finish his dream, he woke up laughing, which made Xu Damao so angry that he beat his chest and stamped his feet for a long time.
For Xu Damao, this dream was much more enjoyable than a regular dream. It gave him a feeling of returning home in glory and feeling triumphant. The thought of getting his hands on Liu Haizhong's family-protecting artifact made him even happier.
"Hey, Uncle San, what's wrong?"
Xu Damao glanced at Yan Bugui's wet trouser legs and shoes. "Were you in such a hurry to empty the chamber pot that your hand slipped and you spilled it on your shoes?"
Yan Bugui raised his small eyes behind his glasses and corrected, "It's Second Uncle!"
"Oh right, look at my memory, Uncle, what's that on your foot?" Xu Damao slapped his forehead and continued to ask.
"Ugh, I forgot to check the almanac before I left home, and a dog peed on my foot. Do you think a grown man like me can argue with a dog?!"
Yan Bugui snorted, glancing at Sha Zhu's retreating figure, and said sarcastically, "This dog not only pees everywhere, but it also bites when it gets angry. It's really not worth getting bitten and sick over something as trivial as shoes."
Xu Damao listened and nodded with a smile, unaware that the "dog" Yan Bugui was talking about was in their line.
"Second Uncle, what you said makes sense. That dog is just a beast. You should just let it go. If it bites you, you can't bite back, can you?"
"That's exactly what you said, Da Mao, that makes sense."
Yan Bugui finally smiled, hesitated for a moment in silence, and then reached into his pocket. But before he could even get the pack of cigarettes out, Xu Damao stopped him.
"Let's draw this one, we're happy today, let's draw the best one."
As Xu Damao spoke, he took out his cigarettes, offered one to Yan Bugui, and then passed it to Wang Dabao over Sha Zhu.
Xu Damao glanced at Sha Zhu and saw his gloomy face, but he didn't care. He continued, "Sha Zhu, can you go behind Second Uncle? Da Bao and the other two brothers have something to say."
"Get lost, don't fucking cause trouble here."
Sha Zhu didn't even lift his eyelids before he stunned Xu Damao.
Realizing what was happening, Xu Damao chuckled, took out another cigarette, and waved it in front of Sha Zhu: "Here's a cigarette for you, go to the back."
Seeing that Sha Zhu didn't move, Xu Damao wanted to say a few more words, but when he saw Sha Zhu raise his head with bloodshot eyes and roar at him, "Xu Damao, don't go too far, you can't bully people like this."
The moment Sha Zhu finished speaking, the urine pot in his hand smashed onto Xu Damao.
While Xu and Yan were joking around, Wang Dabao was watching Sha Zhu's expression. However, Xu Damao had no idea that the "dog" he was talking about was Sha Zhu.
Wang Dabao had expected Sha Zhu to suddenly lose his temper, since Xu Damao was both shrewish and foul-mouthed.
Why are you gesturing around with a cigarette for no reason? How can Sha Zhu not overthink things? It's just like trying to lure a dog with a bone!
When the chamber pot landed, Wang Dabao was already three steps away from the two men. He looked down, nodded in satisfaction, and realized that not a single drop had splashed on him—perfect!
Xu Damao stood there, holding a cigarette, and slowly looked down at the urine stains on his body, his face twitching involuntarily.
"You idiot Zhu, how can you be so ungrateful? I offered you a cigarette, and you threw a chamber pot at me?!"
Xu Damao loosened his grip, the cigarette fell to the ground, and he lunged at Sha Zhu with bared teeth and claws, snarling viciously, "I'll fucking kill you!"
"Holy crap..."
Xu Damao had just pounced on Sha Zhu when he was struck in the groin and instantly found himself unable to move, clutching his crotch.
Perhaps because he hadn't encountered this trick in a long time, Xu Damao had forgotten Sha Zhu's usual methods and was caught off guard.
Xu Damao, with his buttocks clenched and back bent, grinned at Sha Zhu and pointed at him, saying, "Sha Zhu, you just wait."
"We'll wait then."
Sha Zhu finally smiled, bent down to pick up the chamber pot and shook it. "Well, at least I don't have to wait in line anymore. This chamber pot is empty in the blink of an eye!"
Seeing that Sha Zhu was about to leave, Yan Bugui rushed over and supported the swaying Xu Damao: "Sha Zhu, how can you be so ungrateful? Damao kindly offered you a cigarette, and you still hit him?!"
"I just had a shaky hand and couldn't hold the potty properly. He hit me first, he deserved it!"
After saying that, Sha Zhu frowned and was about to leave.
"Wait a minute."
Liu Guangtian had already urinated not far away when he came back carrying the urine container.
After calling out to Sha Zhu, Liu Guangtian didn't rush to talk to him. Instead, seeing that Wang Dabao had a cigarette in his mouth but hadn't lit it, he first took out a match to light it for him, then took out a cigarette to light his own. After exhaling a puff of smoke, he said in a low voice, "Sha Zhu, if you're going to do this, we don't need to line up anymore. We might as well just pee on the ground."
As Liu Guangtian spoke, he spread his hands towards the neighbors who had gathered around him, "Isn't that right, everyone?"
It wasn't just the residents of Hongxing Courtyard who were lining up to empty their chamber pots; neighbors from three or four adjacent courtyards were also there.
"Is this the idiot Zhu from the canteen? I heard that when the big bosses invite people to dinner, they sometimes ask him to cook. He's so arrogant at the factory, but I didn't expect him to be the same way back in the compound!"
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