Wang Dabao figured out that as long as it concerned Sha Zhu, Xu Damao would definitely be the first to jump out and kick him when he was down.
It had to be the kind where they smashed it down with huge iron rocks.
"Da Mao, did you go to the hospital as I told you last time?"
Wang Dabao asked with a squinting smile.
"Hey, no need to go."
Xu Damao was taken aback, his expression becoming somewhat unnatural. He quickly shook his head, "I'm in great health. I can stay awake for two hours every morning after waking up. With my physique, it's pure nonsense for Sha Zhu to spread rumors that I'm childless."
"Can't get down in two hours?"
Wang Dabao patted Xu Damao on the shoulder, "Hey Damao, you're already as good as that donkey! You'll be amazing when you get married, your wife will be so happy."
"Of course."
Xu Damao held his head high, looking arrogant, "We live close by, so don't complain about me disturbing you late at night."
Wang Dabao rubbed his forehead, he couldn't stand Xu Damao's arrogance. No matter how much he brags now, he cries as sadly as he does when he's home alone.
Only those who have no descendants know.
At Sha Zhu's doorstep.
"You damned He Yuzhu, you're a real piece of trash! No wonder He Daqing doesn't want you, you little beast! Why don't you just die!"
Jia Zhangshi sat at the door of Sha Zhu's house, cursing through the crack in the door, "Are you not human? You're a beast, a bastard! You're always flirting with Qin Huairu. Do you think I'm blind and can't see through you? Get out here, or I'll smash my head against your door and die!"
Sha Zhu was almost crying his eyes out. He was just enjoying himself, rejoicing that he would have a picture of what would happen in bed that night, when this old bastard suddenly appeared.
Without saying a word, she took the sole of her shoe and started hitting him in the face.
Now his face not only has shoe prints, but also many scratch marks and bloodstains. A lot of his hair has also been pulled out. If something really happened between him and Qin Huairu, and he was beaten and scolded like this by Jia Zhangshi, Shazhu would accept it.
But I only glanced at it twice, is it really that big of a deal?!
Sha Zhu grew angrier the more he thought about it, and shouted through the crack in the door.
"Aunt Jia, I just happened to be passing by and took a look. It's not illegal, is it? What are you doing? People who don't know the situation might think that Sister Qin and I are doing something."
"You little beast, what else do you want?"
Jia Zhangshi jumped up and kicked the door twice. "Besides, who knows how you two are doing? Old Jia, come up and take a look! There are no good people in this compound! Even a brat is bullying our family!"
Jia Zhangshi is the kind of person who can argue even when she's wrong, so how could she possibly let Sha Zhu off easily now that she has something on him?
Qin Huairu blushed and quickly explained, "Mom, Zhuzi isn't that kind of person. We're just like siblings, completely innocent."
"Smack!"
With a ferocious expression, Jia Zhangshi jumped up and slapped Qin Huairu hard across the face. "You're talking nonsense! I saw him staring at your butt with a wicked grin on his face. His eyes were practically piercing your crotch. And you still dare to claim innocence?"
"You little bastard, don't think you can get away with hiding at home. I'm going to stick with you today. If this isn't settled, you can just wait to starve to death inside!"
Jia Zhangshi turned to look at Qin Huairu, who was wiping away tears, and said, "What are you crying for? Hurry up and go home to cook. My dear grandson needs to eat as soon as he gets home from school. Bring me some food later, and I'll eat and poop here. I want to see when this damned little beast will open the door."
Not far away, Wang Dabao and Xu Damao had left a pile of cigarette butts in front of Jia's house.
Watching this spectacle really wastes cigarettes!
Upon hearing that Jia Zhangshi was going to stick with Sha Zhu and even eat, drink, and relieve herself in front of Sha Zhu's house, Xu Damao immediately realized that his opportunity had arrived.
He no longer cared about Jia Zhangshi's previous insults about him having no descendants.
"Mrs. Jia, if you can keep cursing Sha Zhu at the door for an hour, I'll go home and get you a steamed bun."
Before Xu Damao's jubilation had subsided, he heard the deaf old woman's strained voice coming from the moon gate in the backyard.
“You’ve been cursing someone for an hour, Xu Damao, you’re no good.”
He Yushui helped the deaf old woman to the Intermediate People's Court.
Xu Damao turned his head, about to retort, when he saw Liu Haizhong walk out from behind with his hands behind his back. His face darkened instantly, and he snorted coldly before turning his head back.
Jia Zhangshi was unaware of what was happening and continued to hurl insults.
"God, please open your eyes and see! That little beast, Sha Zhu, is bullying me too much! Old Jia, please take me away! If I stay here, I'll only be bullied. I can't live in this compound anymore!"
Wang Dabao nodded secretly. Jia Zhangshi had even drawn out the long notes. This skill of combining cursing and singing could not be developed in less than ten years.
However, it's still not quite there yet. To truly master the art, she'll have to wait until Xiao Jia performs the sacrificial ceremony to the heavens. Only then can Jia Zhangshi be considered to have officially advanced to the rank of "Soul Summoning Sorcerer".
If Bang Geng's life were a bit softer, then Jia Zhangshi could summon the three generations of her family at the same time, and definitely unleash her full potential, thus becoming one of the "Great Summoning Sorcerers".
"Jia Zhangshi, who are you calling a little beast? Shut up right now."
He Yushui helped the deaf old woman walk towards Sha Zhu's house. Not far away, the deaf old woman raised her cane and pointed at Jia Zhangshi, demanding an explanation.
Liu Haizhong glanced at Wang Dabao and Xu Damao, then followed them with small steps.
Hearing the commotion, an older woman also ran out and began to earnestly persuade Jia Zhangshi.
When Jia Zhangshi saw that Sha Zhu had come to help, she immediately refused to cooperate and started throwing a tantrum on the ground, just like when a pig was being slaughtered.
"Why isn't that old bastard Liu Haizhong at work?" Xu Damao gritted his teeth and clicked his tongue. "With him involved, we might not be able to see this show."
Wang Dabao nodded, "He was tired from beating the child last night, so he asked for a day off to rest."
After saying that, Wang Dabao got up, patted his butt, and called Xu Damao to go to Shazhu's house to watch the fun.
Hearing the deaf old woman's voice, Sha Zhu finally dared to open the door and quietly walked out.
He Yuzhu, a dignified war god of the courtyard, had never been so humiliated before, except for his two recent defeats at the hands of Wang Dabao. He was being chased and beaten by an old woman, something he would never have dared to imagine before.
Seeing Qin Huairu wiping away tears, Sha Zhu felt heartbroken.
"Aunt Jia, how many times do I have to say it? I really just happened to be passing by and saw Sister Qin washing clothes, so I just glanced at her. Why are you making such a fuss about it?!"
In front of Qin Huairu, Sha Zhu could only lie and say this, but he couldn't let Qin Huairu know his lewd side.
"You're talking nonsense."
Jia Zhangshi spat out a long distance, looking as if she wanted to devour someone.
"Wang Dabao saw it too. With your face practically plastered on Qin Huairu's ass, and you're telling me you only glanced at it? Do you think I'm blind?!"
Xu Damao was the first to look at Wang Dabao, as if to say, "Aren't you going to say you didn't know?!"
The others also looked over.
Wang Dabao spread his hands.
"Don't look at me, I don't know anything."
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