Yao Yi glanced at Yao Zebo and asked curiously, "Uncle, do beggars pay attention to their attire now?"
She took a close look at the suit Yao Zebo was wearing.
The fabric is exquisite and looks very valuable.
An old man dressed so neatly actually came out to beg for food.
What should the Beggars' Sect do?
I didn't expect the beggar world to be so tangled.
Yao Zebo rolled his eyes into the void, "Who said I'm a beggar?"
Yao Yi frowned and said with disdain, "Didn't you just ask me to buy you some buns? Isn't this called begging?"
Yao Zebo was so angry that he spat out blood.
"I'm in trouble and I have no money, so I want you to help me."
Yao Yi raised an eyebrow, took a sip of the iced cola in her hand, and complained, "But my money didn't come from the sky, it was also earned through hard work. You know, it's not easy to make money these days. Working 996 every day makes you bald and insomniac. You have to work hard to earn money for a bun."
Yao Zebo suffered a myocardial infarction.
Just a bun.
Do you really need to!
He shook his head, wanting to give up.
"Forget it, forget it. Go away. I won't eat this bun anymore."
Yao Yi immediately stopped Yao Zebo who was about to leave and said, "Don't."
"I don't want to eat the buns anymore. What else do you want?" Yao Zebo responded weakly.
You know, nowadays, every word you say will consume a little more energy.
He was really about to faint from hunger.
He has to hold on until the next kind-hearted person gives him a bun.
"Tell me a joke, if it's funny I'll buy you some buns."
Yao Yi had a negotiating expression on his face.
Yao Zebo snorted and laughed, "What if it's not funny?"
"Even if it's not funny, I'll still buy you a bun, but you won't have the chance to tell a joke next time. Anyway, one joke for one bun, do you want to?"
Yao Zebo's mind started to work rapidly.
He woke up all his dozing brain cells and thought about how to tell a joke.
"Uncle, is this okay?" Yao Yi stuffed a QQ candy into his mouth and urged.
"Give me thirty seconds, and I promise to make you laugh until you cramp."
When Yao Yi heard this, she burst into laughter.
"Okay, uncle, I'm waiting."
Thirty seconds later.
Yao Zebo started telling jokes.
“One day, a man had an argument with his wife and he regretted it afterwards.
I want to give my wife a necklace to please her.
But he didn't know how long the necklace should be.
then.
While his wife was sleeping, he secretly took a rope and tied it around her neck to measure her size.
Then his wife woke up.”
Yao Yi heard it.
I was stunned for a moment at first.
Then he burst into laughter, “Hahahahahahahahahahaha.”
"Anything else? Tell me another one."
Yao Zebo pointed his chin in the direction of the convenience store and said, "Buy me some buns first."
Yao Yi turned around immediately, "Okay! You wait!"
After saying that, she went to the cashier to buy buns.
Generally speaking.
It only takes two minutes to buy a bun.
result.
Yao Zebo waited for ten minutes, but Yao Yi didn't come out.
He was curious, what kind of buns would take so long to buy?
So I walked in and took a look.
Good job.
Yao Yi was holding two large bags, full of hot buns.
Yao Yi not only bought all the buns in the steamer, but also bought some in the freezer.
I was just asking the cashier to heat up the buns in the microwave.
“What are you doing…?”
Yao Yi handed a bag of buns to Yao Zebo.
There are at least thirty buns in this bag.
Not xiao long bao.
It is a big meat bun bigger than a fist.
Although Yao Zebo was very hungry.
I'm almost dying of hunger.
However, looking at this bag of buns, I lost my appetite instantly.
Is he a pig?
Eat so much.
"Eat it, it's hot. If you don't eat it now, it will get cold."
Yao Zebo closed his eyes, reached into his pocket, took one out and took a bite.
"Isn't it that you get a bun in exchange for telling a joke? What's going on with you?"
Yao Yi also stuffed a bun into her mouth.
"Just tell me while you eat. I have two friends over there. If you can't finish it, just give the rest to them."
Yao Zebo thought Yao Yi was talking about people.
I didn’t think much about it.
While eating buns, he told Yao Yi some jokes.
After telling each joke, Yao Yi would laugh out loud.
Yao Zebo looked at Yao Yi as if she were an idiot.
never mind.
For the buns.
He endured it.
It took about ten minutes to walk.
Yao Zebo finally saw Yao Yi's two companions.
A white tiger and a snow leopard.
When the snow leopard saw Yao Yi coming, it immediately ran towards Yao Yi.
Baihu was not to be outdone and kept sticking to Yao Yi as if vying for her favor.
Yao Yi handed the bun in her hand to Baihu.
The white tiger cried "Aoaoao~" twice.
So excited.
The snow leopard was jealous, "Xiaoyi, this is mine, I want to eat it too."
Yao Yi immediately stuffed another bun into the snow leopard's mouth.
"Don't worry, you have it too."
In this way, Yao Yi squatted on the ground and fed the buns for ten minutes.
At the beginning, Yao Zebo was a little worried, afraid that the tiger or leopard would come and bite people.
Later, I saw that they were quite gentle, so I also went over to feed Baozi.
It would be better if you don't feed it.
Once the feeding was done, almost someone died.
The white tiger bared its ferocious fangs and howled at Yao Zebo.
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