Chapter 50 I'm Jealous
Xu Shuo touched his ear, then pulled his hand away and lifted the partition inside the car, deciding to ignore it.
Yu Jingchen turned his head to look out the window, his gaze remaining indifferent in the post-rain mist. Fu Yanle simply bent down and knelt beside Yu Jingchen, raising his face like a puppy, blinking his eyes and saying, "Jealous?"
Yu Jingchen's lips parted slightly, but after a few seconds he still didn't utter a single word, only managing a barely audible cold snort.
Fu Yanle suppressed a laugh and deliberately said, "Oh, you're not jealous? That's good. I thought you were jealous because you saw An Shigou and I touch lips through a piece of paper. I knew it! Our Brother Chen is such a mature person, how could he get jealous over such a small thing—"
Yu Jingchen suddenly reached out and grabbed Fu Yanle by the back of the neck. He applied slight pressure with his fingertips, and Fu Yanle, like a puppy whose fate was being squeezed by the neck, still had bright eyes and was whimpering, but he became obedient and well-behaved, as if observing whether the person in front of him was really angry or just pretending to scare him.
“Brother Chen?” Fu Yanle reached out and tugged at Yu Jingchen’s left sleeve, his pinky finger brushing up from the middle of Yu Jingchen’s wrist, finally hooking onto the cool watch strap.
Yu Jingchen looked down at him, and Fu Yanle smiled, "I'll give you another chance, are you jealous?"
"..."
Yu Jingchen had met the gazes of countless people, all of whom were cunning and full of treacherous schemes. He had never been intimidated; he would calmly and swiftly dispel the open and hidden attacks in their eyes. But in this instant, his eyes were ambushed when he looked directly at Fu Yanle.
Then he was put on a lie detector.
"Hmm?" Fu Yanle was too good at controlling Yu Jingchen's every thought. He leaned closer and pressed, "Speak."
Yu Jingchen's eyelashes trembled slightly as he said, "I ate. Yanle, I'm jealous."
Fu Yanle could no longer hold back his laughter. He lifted his right leg and straddled Yu Jingchen's lap, under Yu Jingchen's slightly reproachful and aggrieved gaze.
"Yanle?" Yu Jingchen was slightly surprised and subconsciously raised his hand to support Fu Yanle's waist.
Fu Yanle didn't think there was anything wrong with what he was doing, and even leaned forward to adjust his posture. He put his arm around Yu Jingchen's neck and said in a lecturing tone, "My rule is no more than twice. Next time, you can't make me ask you repeatedly. If you're jealous or uncomfortable because of my behavior, you have to tell me and ask me for an explanation."
He pressed down on the back of Yu Jingchen's neck as if punishing him, and threatened, "Otherwise, you can just sulk by yourself. I won't come to coax you anymore, understand?"
There are countless ways to date and get along in the world, but Fu Yanle's approach can be summed up in two words: direct and honest. He likes to express his feelings openly, saying what he really means without hiding, deceiving, or deliberately being sarcastic. He believes this demonstrates his trust in Yu Jingchen and is a way to avoid unnecessary misunderstandings between them.
“You already got the answer from me last time, so you can be jealous openly,” Fu Yanle said. “I know you’re still hesitant because of what happened in the past, or you’re afraid to show me your true self, but I don’t want you to be like that.”
Yu Jingchen reached out and smoothed Fu Yanle's slightly furrowed brows, saying, "I'm sorry, Yanle, don't be angry."
“I’m not angry.” Fu Yanle pinched Yu Jingchen’s face and gently pulled it to both sides. “I just don’t want you to keep everything bottled up inside. I’m not a particularly observant person, so it’s impossible for me to see through all your thoughts, and I don’t want to bother guessing. So, to avoid unnecessary misunderstandings, you must learn to be honest with me!”
Yu Jingchen let him rub his face and said, "I'm just afraid that my emotions will be too strong and upset you or scare you."
“Then treat this as a learning process. Only through trial and error and practice can you solidify your foundation.” Fu Yanle pressed his palm against the side of Yu Jingchen’s face, applying slight pressure to squeeze the flesh of Yu Jingchen’s face together, making his mouth puff out.
He laughed and said, "Besides, even if you really make me angry, it's okay, but you have to remember to come and make up with me right away, otherwise I'll hold a grudge for a long time. As for scaring me, am I really that weak? Look here—"
Fu Yanle released Yu Jingchen's face, bent his right arm menacingly, and then gestured for Yu Jingchen to place his hand on it, saying, "Can you feel the muscles in my arm? With this amount of muscle, one punch could take down at least ten kids! You think you're scaring me? Laughable, I'm pretty strong, okay?"
Yu Jingchen chuckled, reached out and pulled his arm down, saying, "Okay, I've personally experienced the fighting prowess of Fu Yanle, the Muscle Man."
"That's more like it." Fu Yanle's vanity was greatly satisfied. "Think about whether you can take a beating before you try to scare me! One big slap from me and you'll be flying like a spinning top."
"Oh." Yu Jingchen feigned fear, his brows furrowing slightly. "So if I make you angry or scare you, you'll slap me?"
"Maybe." Fu Yanle raised his noble head and glanced down at Yu Jingchen. "Although it's said that you shouldn't hit someone in the face, from the second I got angry, you stopped being human."
Yu Jingchen wrapped his arms around his waist and said, "Then tell me, do I have a chance to fight back?"
“You do.” Fu Yanle’s gaze swept over Yu Jingchen’s upper body, his tone softening. “But if I can’t beat you, I’ll get furious!”
Yu Jingchen chuckled softly, then leaned forward and touched his forehead. "So what happens when you get angry?"
"They might use some mysterious ultimate moves, such as jumping insults, invincible spinning fists, and invisible chain kicks, along with a collection of ancestral national treasures as support, to launch a devastating attack on you from both physical and psychological directions, and then—" Fu Yanle paused, reached out and pushed Yu Jingchen's shoulder away, his face full of anger, "What are you laughing at!"
"It's nothing," Yu Jingchen said with a smile. "I just think you're too amazing. I'm no match for you, how could I dare to fight you?"
Fu Yanle's ears burned slightly from the laughter, and he couldn't help but let out a soft hum, saying, "It's good that you know."
Yu Jingchen was still laughing. Fu Yanle was both annoyed and embarrassed. She couldn't help but reach out and pull Yu Jingchen's hair, launching her ultimate move—a hair-pulling attack! Yu Jingchen immediately leaned back, narrowly avoiding the attack. He then used his hand on Fu Yanle's lower back to pull her towards him, launching a counterattack—making her throw herself into his arms!
"Ahhh!" Fu Yanle's upper body was forced forward, his head finally hitting Yu Jingchen's shoulder. He roared and turned his head to bite Yu Jingchen's neck, launching his second move—the Bloodthirsty Maw!
Yu Jingchen's heightened sense of danger made him quickly turn his head, simultaneously using his thumb and forefinger to cover Fu Yanle's mouth, and he said with a smile, "Are you a puppy in disguise? You like to bite people?"
Fu Yanle: "Woof—woof woof—ow!"
Yu Jingchen couldn't stop laughing, and Fu Yanle seized the opportunity to bite him on the tiger's mouth. This time, he didn't dodge, letting Fu Yanle's sharp teeth tease his tiger's mouth.
Fu Yanle pressed his teeth against the thin layer of flesh, his eyes wide open, and launched his third move—a knife hidden in his dog eyes!
With one hand trapped, Yu Jingchen didn't just sit idly by with his other hand; he pulled Fu Yanle closer to him. Fu Yanle twisted and turned, refusing to cooperate. After a few rounds of wrestling, Yu Jingchen finally pinned Fu Yanle between the car door and himself.
Fu Yanle's head was lightly bumped against the car window. Yu Jingchen quickly used his palm to protect the back of Fu Yanle's head, and with the hand that was being bitten, he slightly tightened his grip, forcing Fu Yanle to open his mouth. Having escaped the bite, Yu Jingchen's hand didn't leave, but instead slid down, gripping Fu Yanle's chin.
Because of this action, both of them paused at the same time.
Fu Yanle asked knowingly, "What are you going to do?"
Yu Jingchen didn't say anything, but leaned in and kissed her.
The kiss was like the perfume Fu Yanle wore. The prelude was strong and spicy with a leathery scent. Yu Jingchen's tongue pried open Fu Yanle's teeth, attacking relentlessly and conquering the territory with swift and fierce speed. After the siege, Yu Jingchen eased his grip slightly, beginning to soothe Fu Yanle's frightened emotions, and a rich almond scent filled the air.
The scent of rose tea wafted from Fu Yanle's breath.
The image of Fu Yanle and An Shigou exchanging the paper flashed through Yu Jingchen's mind. The jealousy and displeasure he felt earlier from being interrupted returned, so he gave up on appeasing them and went straight for Fu Yanle's throat.
"!"
Fu Yanle opened his eyes in fright and hurriedly reached out to push Yu Jingchen's shoulder, but Yu Jingchen did not budge. Fu Yanle could not withstand the pressure of this kiss. He reached out and grabbed Yu Jingchen's collar in a panic, pulling hard.
Yu Jingchen stepped back and bit Fu Yanle's lower lip. He didn't let go, pressing against Fu Yanle, and said, "What a stupid game, it's meaningless."
Fu Yanle swallowed hard and said in a low voice, "Isn't a game just for playing? What's the point?"
Yu Jingchen tilted his head slightly, seemingly wanting to kiss him but not quite, and asked, "So you really like playing those kinds of games?"
Fu Yanle felt ticklish from his breathing and couldn't help but reach out to cover his face, then his mouth and nose, saying, "I didn't say that, don't slander me."
"Yanle," Yu Jingchen said, "take your hand away."
Fu Yanle looked at Yu Jingchen, his fingers slightly curled. After hesitating for a few seconds, he obediently removed his hand. Yu Jingchen kissed him again, and Fu Yanle shrank back in fright, afraid of being subjected to the same deep throat kiss as before. But Yu Jingchen only kissed him lightly a few times.
“…Alright.” Yu Jingchen used his strength to pull Fu Yanle back into his arms. He rubbed the back of Fu Yanle’s head. “That kind of kiss made you uncomfortable. I won’t do that to you again. Don’t be afraid of me.”
Fu Yanle felt very hot, so he simply reached out and took off his hat. "It's not that I'm afraid... I just can't stand it, it's too deep, I'm uncomfortable."
He looked up at Yu Jingchen and said, "Don't think I'm being delicate."
“I understand, I won’t do it again. I don’t think you’re spoiled, it has nothing to do with being spoiled. Besides, I like you being spoiled, and I hope you’re a little spoiled. The more spoiled you are, the better I can do for you. You can take this as encouragement for me.” Yu Jingchen smoothed Fu Yanle’s slightly messy hair. “If there’s anything I’m not doing well enough, you can tell me, and I will try my best.”
What more could you ask for? He doesn't want to cook stars or stew the moon.
Fu Yanle enjoyed listening to Yu Jingchen say these things. There was no coaxing or comforting involved; in fact, it was as serious and formal as reading out meeting rules. Some of the words were cheesy, but Fu Yanle didn't get goosebumps. Instead, he felt a happy and blissful feeling tickle his heart.
He nodded solemnly and then smiled.
"I saw your comment, so I deliberately went up to catch the paper scraps."
Yu Jingchen was stunned, while Fu Yanle laughed even more wickedly.
"I just want to make you jealous."
Author's Note:
Da Yu: "You're so naughty! You're deliberately making me jealous! You're so naughty!"
Xiao Fu: "You're so stupid! You're such a repressed pervert, yet you still argue with me. You're so stupid!"
Da Yu: "You're so annoying, sitting on my lap and rubbing against me like that, you're so annoying!"
Xiao Fu: "You're so fierce! You kissed me so deeply on the lips! You're so fierce!"
—Ode to Resentful Lovers
Lyrics: Fu, Master of Love; Yan, Cunning; Le and Yu, Easily Hooked; Jing, Gentle Resentful Seed; Chen
Arrangement & Others: Newbee War God · Me
Damn it, I swear this is absolutely the last time I'm drinking milk tea this month! Bullshit, orange juice and coffee don't even count as milk tea!
I must get up at 7 a.m. tomorrow to begin my hellish last-minute cramming study!
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