Chapter 84 The Spy Camera Gang
[Firstly, Le went with Gou that day. Secondly, besides the crew and auditionees, Le was the only other person in the audition room who wasn't involved. Then, according to Xiao Huka, he was silently rubbing his eyes out in the corner of the corridor outside the restroom for a long time, and finally saw Yan and Le come out together, with Le holding a flower! This suggests that Yan was in the restroom the whole time. So, during the time Xiao Huka was rubbing his eyes out, did Yan and Le do something in the restroom? And who left that hickey?]
What did you do? Fu Yanle scratched his head. He only said a few words.
As for the hickeys, they were there before I went to the audition, but they weren't photographed.
Holy crap, this is terrifying to think about...
Seeing this reminded me of a video I saw last night. The video analyzed various aspects of the "Eaves" chart, saying he would have a romantic encounter this year or next, and that this person's personality would be very different from his own, and they would be within four years younger! At the time, although it sounded logical, I didn't want to believe it. Now it seems… could it be "Joy"?
[And here's another sweet treat! Remember when Yue posted a picture of a drink on Weibo? It was identified as rose tea from a convenience store, and just a few days later, the same rose tea appeared in a behind-the-scenes interview clip from Yan's show!]
"No way, I still can't believe they ended up together."
Sisters, remember this golden rule: in the entertainment industry, the more couples look together, the less likely they are to actually be together. Real couples are often those who seem completely mismatched!
...
He was numb. Fu Yanle put down his phone. If he weren't Fu Yanle himself, he would also suspect whether Yanle was having an affair.
Yu Jingchen drove the car into the underground parking garage of the mall and said, "This mall has a lot of foot traffic. Is it convenient for you to come up?"
“What’s inconvenient?” Fu Yanle stretched and got out of the car first. He opened the back door, took a dark blue woolen hat from a paper bag, replaced the little bear hat on his head, put on a pair of sunglasses of the same color, and turned around to say, “Now look—ah!”
Yu Jingchen climbed into the back seat and crushed Fu Yanle into a small biscuit.
Fu Yanle's eyes widened, and he warned, "What are you doing! Don't try anything funny in public!"
Yu Jingchen helped him put on his askew sunglasses. "What nonsense are you talking about?"
"What else can you do in a car? Of course, it's all about... you know, shaking..." Fu Yanle rolled his eyes and whispered, "There are so many ways to do it, but this is really uncomfortable. The location is wrong, the space is too small, and it's easy for others to notice. In short, I don't think it's going to work."
“I think your brain is too dirty and needs to be cleaned up.” Yu Jingchen pecked Fu Yanle’s slightly open mouth, stood up and said, “I just wanted to kiss you, but you didn’t sit properly.”
"It was clearly you who launched the sneak attack!" Fu Yanle suddenly stood up, cursing as he climbed out of the back seat.
Yu Jingchen automatically ignored these friendly greetings, took out a disposable mask from his pocket, tore open the packaging, and waved to Fu Yanle. Fu Yanle snorted and obediently moved his face closer. Yu Jingchen smiled and put the mask on for him.
"Shall we go buy a down jacket?" Fu Yanle asked, one hand held by Yu Jingchen, the other carefully pulling up her waistband. "I think this outfit is a bit conspicuous. I'm not afraid of people noticing us holding hands while shopping, but it wouldn't be good if we got surrounded."
“Okay.” Yu Jingchen led Fu Yanle into the elevator and headed straight to the third floor, which specializes in men’s clothing. They chose a shop with a simple style.
The store only sold black and white clothes. Fu Yanle grabbed a long black down jacket and quickly slipped into the fitting room, giving the sales assistant no chance to do anything.
"..." The shop assistant smiled and walked over to Yu Jingchen, saying, "Would you like to pick one out too, handsome? We just got a batch of new styles, simple and versatile, perfect for work or dates."
Yu Jingchen had never worn a down jacket since he could remember. He glanced around the store, pointed, and said, "Could you please get me that black scarf?"
Shop assistant: "Okay!"
In the corner, two girls who had just entered the store were pushing and shoving each other.
"you go!"
"Do you want a man, or do I want one?"
"I want to, but I don't dare!"
"How can you attract a man if you don't dare to? Arousal can happen in an instant. If you don't seize the opportunity, the man will be gone."
"Tell me the truth, are you also too scared to go up there?"
"yes!"
The two girls fought with their eyes and bodies, finally deciding the winner. One of them, a girl with French-style wavy hair, took a deep breath, straightened her back, and approached Yu Jingchen with a strange posture that was both open and righteous, yet also lewd.
Five steps, four steps, three steps, this distance is just right!
A slight smile played on the corners of her lips beneath her mask as the girl gently waved her hand in front of Yu Jingchen's cheek. "Hello, bro—"
"elder brother!"
The fitting room door opened in the distance, and Fu Yanle called out without looking up. Only when he turned to look in the mirror did he notice a pretty girl standing behind Yu Jingchen, who hadn't had time to retract her hand. He raised an eyebrow slightly and lowered his eyes to look in the mirror.
Yu Jingchen walked over and stood behind Fu Yanle. "Are you comfortable wearing these?"
Fu Yanle nodded. "It's quite comfortable. How does it look from behind?"
"It doesn't look bulky at all, it looks great." Yu Jingchen turned his head and reached out to the shop assistant.
Oh! The shop assistant quickly handed over the scarf.
Yu Jingchen straightened the scarf, wrapped it around Fu Yanle's neck twice, and said, "It feels quite comfortable, and it matches the clothes well."
"Not bad, not bad." Fu Yanle spun around narcissistically. "Check, let's go."
The clerk quickly said, "Please come this way to pay."
Yu Jingchen turned around and took out the white fleece jacket from the fitting room, quickly following Fu Yanle's steps to the checkout counter.
"..." The girl slowly took a breath, numbly withdrew her hand that had been frozen in mid-air, turned to her lifeless companion and said, "The gender doesn't match, the figure, temperament and voice can't compare... In short, this man doesn't belong to you."
Seeing her companion remain silent, the girl sighed and patted her dog's head affectionately. "Let's go, rice can solve all your troubles."
"No, no, that's not it." Her companion cautiously pointed her little finger towards the checkout counter. "Why does that guy who came out of the fitting room look so much like Fu Yanle?!"
"who!"
“Newbi War God Fu Yanle… Damn, the more I look at it, the more it looks like him.” His companion quickly took out his phone and took a picture of Fu Yanle’s back. “My intuition is always right. I’ll go back and find some pictures of Fu Yanle’s back and study them carefully.”
After saying that, the two quickly disappeared into the store.
Yu Jingchen leaned close to Fu Yanle's ear and whispered, "We were secretly photographed. Should we deal with it?"
"Take the card then." Fu Yanle took the card from the clerk, stuffed it back into Yu Jingchen's pocket, and also shoved the bag of clothes onto Yu Jingchen's arm. "Now you can get down to business."
The two turned and left.
The shop assistants watched them leave with eager anticipation, saying in unison, "Welcome!"
As soon as the two left the store, the cashier at the front desk immediately asked, "Did you take the picture?"
"I took a picture! Too bad I didn't get a picture of the eyebrows and eyes... This is either Fu Yanle or Fu Yanle's brother. Holy crap, their eyes look so alike. What can those light blue lenses possibly cover? And a few strands of his curly hair are even showing!"
"I can really smell a rose wine scent. I heard from people in the industry that Fu Yanle uses this kind of perfume!"
"I really thought he was having an affair with Song Xueyan, but it turns out his boyfriend is not in the entertainment industry! It's a pity that the handsome boyfriend's sleeve covered his wrist, and I only managed to get a picture of his ring."
"You can hammer it with just a ring!"
"So he came here to buy a down jacket to exchange for a white bear costume? What a waste! If it weren't for the commission, I'd jump out and tell them: Stop exchanging, you've already been exposed!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Fu Yanle suddenly stopped and whispered, "Brother, I feel a cold wind swirling around us."
“Because we were photographed, and not just by one group.” Yu Jingchen put Fu Yanle’s hand into his pocket. “Lele, if you don’t want our relationship to be exposed so quickly, I can handle this immediately. None of these photos will be leaked.”
“If I wanted to hide our relationship, I wouldn’t have worn a ring on the show, nor would I have come shopping with you.” Fu Yanle led Yu Jingchen to a corner. “Although even if the photos are leaked, no one will know who you are, but they can definitely tell that my boyfriend is a handsome guy with a great figure and temperament. We are a match made in heaven, a perfect couple.”
Fu Yanle wasn't afraid of anyone knowing about their relationship, but he also knew that Yu Jingchen was a low-key person. Even when he gave interviews over the years, it was always in the form of written Q&A for magazines, so no photos of Yu Jingchen had surfaced online. If it weren't for his desire to continue protecting Yu Jingchen's privacy, he would have already posted couple photos on Weibo!
"Anyway, it's okay. So many posts are speculating about who my real boyfriend is, and there's even solid evidence of me and Xueyan. These photos being released will just prove that Xueyan and I are truly innocent." Fu Yanle finished speaking and then sighed, "Although, but, was my attempt at changing clothes ineffective?"
Yu Jingchen hesitated for three seconds, then nodded and said, "In my opinion, yes."
"Ugh, so annoying." Fu Yanle pinched his mask. "Fine, let's hurry up and buy the knowledge and bring it home."
The two took the elevator up to the fifth floor in search of a bookstore.
Fu Yanle's eyes darted around, and he suddenly noticed an ice cream and dessert shop downstairs. He silently swallowed, suppressing his thoughts, and only after finding the bookstore did he pull Yu Jingchen aside and say in a pure and natural tone, "Brother, I'm going to the restroom first. You go in and help Zhizhi pick out some books, and then I'll come find you later."
He kept pretending to look into the bookstore to avoid eye contact with Yu Jingchen. Furthermore, his sunglasses concealed his guilty conscience, and his mask hid the upturned corners of his mouth, which made his already innocent acting skills even more superb.
Yu Jingchen didn't notice anything wrong and said, "Okay, I'll send you the exact location later, and you can find it by following the area."
"Yay!" Fu Yanle was secretly delighted. He reached out and scratched Yu Jingchen's chin, saying, "Then I'm going!"
As soon as Yu Jingchen nodded, Fu Yanle immediately turned around and walked towards the restroom on the other side with ordinary steps. Yu Jingchen's gaze followed her closely, gentle yet focused. Fu Yanle suppressed her guilty conscience and quickly disappeared from Yu Jingchen's sight.
Ice cream, here I come!
Watch me show off a few more!
Author's Note:
Da Yu: ? ...
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