"What's there to compare?"
"Exactly, he's just a rural history slave. Even if he's come this far, he can't produce any good history. It's not even certain if he can get 90 points."
"How could the stomach of a lowly slave be compared to that of a superior being like Grey Jack?"
"Just give him a score of 0 and remove him from office."
At this moment, His Majesty the Dog King, seated high above, spoke up: "Do not break the rules. We will discuss other matters after we have finished eating his food!"
"His Majesty the Dog King is right!"
Strive to take charge, head held high, chest out, and step forward.
"If you don't eat my food, you have no right to give me a score and eliminate me!"
The history-observation dogs were so angry they gritted their teeth: "Damn it, woof!"
"After eating Mr. Grey Jack's stuff, we can't eat any more stuff, woof!"
"I don't want to eat that, woof!"
Fen Dangjia brought out a very ordinary chamber pot.
Once it was opened, all the dogs and people craned their necks and peered inside.
But there was no dazzling gold, no special effects flying everywhere, it seemed... like just an ordinary thesis defense!
At this moment, the chanting of "Fendangjia" (a local deity) began to play softly.
"Since when did Shi, once a simple delicacy, become what it is now?"
He looked up, as if gazing at the moon.
"All sorts of fancy 'shi' (a type of savory porridge), all sorts of expensive and unattainable ingredients—the threshold for 'shi' seems to be gradually rising."
He lowered his head, as if he was thinking of home.
"Gradually, gradually... it seems that ordinary human slaves are no longer worthy of Rashi."
Background music started playing.
"They lack cultivation, so they can't consume high-quality human food. This means that even if they have excellent digestive abilities, they can't reach a higher level. Even if they have the ambition to become a member of the Lashi family, they will lose at the starting line!"
Fen Dangjia's tone also became louder.
"Even I have used a lot of high-end ingredients and consulted experts to learn top-notch digestive skills in order to win in one selection competition after another."
When he said this, his tone suddenly softened.
"But now, I stand on this grand stage."
Fendangjia's gaze shifted to Gray Jack.
"Even if there are despicable villains in the dark world of Rashi, who attempt to control their dog owners through evil excrement..."
Gray Jack's furious voice rang out as he pointed at Fendangjia with his gloved finger and rushed forward: "Don't talk nonsense, you brat!"
His Majesty the Dog King grunted, and the demonic energy subdued Gray Jack.
Fen Dangjia was surprised that His Majesty the Dog King would help him. He looked up gratefully and continued, "I have many more magnificent, higher, and more solemn histories in my heart, such as the history of the Sun Mother, which takes 49 minutes to take shape by rolling continuously on this land."
"That dish combines the warmth and richness of the sunshine that shines on the earth, and it's the secret ingredient that I have a chance to get 98 points, or even 99 points!"
"But once I got here, I never thought about it again. I... gave up the desire to compete for the championship."
"This dish was something I came up with on a whim; it's neither fancy nor luxurious."
He paused, glancing around at all the audience members and the judges who were there to examine history.
A vast and boundless expanse.
"This delicious food, this historical legacy, I did not defecate for victory, but for the millions of the most ordinary human slaves!"
Let's set aside the complicated production process and return to the most basic, primal thing: excrement!
Its name is—Mitian Gong (米田共).
He bowed to the nine dogs: "Please."
The nine-pronged historian's dog paws trembled as he raised them, using his demonic energy to retrieve a copy of the defense and place it in his mouth.
The moment it entered my mouth, tears streamed down my face.
"How, how is that possible?"
"It's just a regular poop dog..."
"But it reminds me of my childhood dog."
"This is the first time in my dog life that I've ever tasted poop, woof."
"Nostalgia, it touched me!"
"Even the addiction that was constantly raging inside me has faded and disappeared."
"Why, why woof? Why does no one ever pull the most ordinary woof in a big competition!?"
"How many years has it been since I've eaten this kind of Shi Le Wang?"
Next, the breathtakingly high ratings were released.
100 points.
Still 100 points!
Full marks!
Two perfect scores were achieved in the same match!
This is a miracle among miracles!
The netizens below were completely confused.
Why can even the most ordinary answer get 100 points?
Compared to the food of the Blissful Heaven... it's like comparing heaven and earth!
"This is impossible!" Gray Jack exclaimed, revealing his ugly face.
But then he took a deep breath, and it seemed like a little devil was snickering beside him: "It's alright. Although His Majesty the Dog King seems to favor Fen Dangjia, and the nine historians' dog addiction has been cured, public opinion is still on my side!"
"His Majesty the Dog King once said that in terms of eating history, demon lords and young demons are equal! This idea has long been deeply rooted in the hearts of dogs over the past thousand years!"
"As long as all the dog demon citizens below think this is unreasonable, then my base is still intact, and I haven't lost yet!"
"I still have a chance... We, the Dark Rashid world, have not yet failed!"
Grayjack straightened his disheveled clothes, preparing to continue to fight for his advantage.
Who would have thought—
Countless flyers suddenly rained down from the sky!
Several large birds flew across the sky, scattering sheets of paper everywhere.
The dog demon riding on the giant bird is one of the giant dog demons that Fen Dangjia encountered and got to know on his previous culinary journey!
A dog looked at the flyer that had floated in front of it and exclaimed in shock, "This is actually... a huge revelation about the Dark World of Rashi!"
"So this is the evil dog lurking behind the scenes!"
"A group of human slaves actually dared to rebel against us dogs! This is outrageous!"
The dog demon beckoned downwards with its paw: "Boss Fen, this is all we can do to help you from behind, woof!"
With tears welling up in his eyes, Fen Dangjia exclaimed, "Everyone, everyone!"
"No need to thank me, Woof. Without you winning the championship, no amount of evidence would be of any use, Woof."
Grey Jack... fell into despair!
The sunny young man, Fendangjia, then walked up to him and offered him the admonition of a victorious righteous man.
"Grey Jack, you were once a powerful rascal too."
"I can tell from your eating techniques, chewing rhythm, and intestinal peristalsis that you used to be a Lashi family member with the strength of 'Golden Fen'!"
"But you don't know when you started to go astray and take the wrong path."
Fen Dangjia sighed.
"If you have even a shred of pride as a member of the Rashi family, you shouldn't be in Sliga Ice!"
...
(It's not my fault, it's that jerk Sun who made me like this _(:3」∠)_.)
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