Chapter 696 Old People, New Things



You greet the girl in front of you: "Ling'er!"

Xu Ling'er opened her eyes and exclaimed joyfully, "Master!"

Then she rushed over, shrinking slightly, and looked at you expectantly.

You reach out your right hand and gently rub her head. She immediately squints her eyes like a kitten; as long as you're there, she doesn't care about anything else.

"Okay, okay, Ling'er, be good."

After you said a few words of coaxing, she obediently followed behind you, continuing to walk forward with you.

Stepping out of the garden, a wider world awaits.

[“Father Yun!” As you approached the two people embracing in front of you, Bei Chenguang quickly stood up.]

You press down with one hand, gesturing for him to sit down and relax.

You pointed to the aloof figure beside him: "Spend quality time with your sister Yue Li. You're not a child anymore; she's finally back."

Before he could finish speaking, you saw Bei Chenguang casually sit back down, leaning against Jiang Yueli.

His movements were incredibly natural, as if they had been rehearsed; the moment he stood up to greet you, he was already prepared to sit back down the next moment.

[Because he's experienced this kind of situation far too many times.]

"You've forgotten your father now that you have a wife." You shake your head.

Jiang Yueli also gave you a slight bow: "Father Yun."

You nodded in response. In this life, you watched the two little ones grow up, you know her very well, and she also...respects you.

[Perhaps it's out of respect; in her eyes, you're a very strange person.]

You keep walking forward.

You see Chu Heshang lying on the grass playing a game called "Heroes of Heaven and Earth".

[From the very beginning, he harbored the ambition to become a great hero, but you later turned him into an invincible protagonist by using his life essence and the White Longevity System. Now, however, he enjoys reliving the feeling of a chivalrous hero in the game.]

[You see Jin Zhizun, who has had considerable contact with previous Elder Yuns, is talking with several mech warrior kings in the airspace, his round body a testament to his abilities.]

[You secretly pricked up your ears and learned that Jin Zhizun's old wife had exploded, so he went to find those mecha kings to get a new one.]

"baby?"

"……wrong!"

[A mecha warrior shook his head: "I really don't understand, why do you always ask us to produce those outdated old products?"]

"Of course it's for doing."

"I won't allow you to say they're outdated! In my eyes, they're all brand new and unopened!"

"Alright, alright." The mecha warrior pointed behind him, where a nuclear bomb, recently produced through overtime work, lay.

[Jin Zhizun, seeing an opportunity, rushed over immediately after completing the transaction, picked up the nuclear bomb, which was over ten meters long, and with a flick of his wrist, slung it over his shoulder and headed home.]

He had an almost twisted fascination with these nuclear weapons that exploded with properties similar to his own sacred body; it was a bizarre fetish.

However, he is quite unlucky in marriage.

As you know, over the years, the nuclear bombs in his bed have been replaced at least dozens of times.

Those "nuclear bomb ladies" always seem to get detonated at the most intense moment, exploding into a dazzling flower.

"They're slandering my general again."

There's a gladiator arena nearby where those with boundless energy can fight. Since they won't die anyway, they can go all out and cause as much damage as they want.

You glanced inside and saw Xiangyang elbow another opponent to the ground.

His 4.2-meter-tall, muscular physique was truly terrifying; his two massive pectoral muscles alone could crush the head of an ordinary opponent!

[Especially since he also has a flash attribute, he can suddenly glow brightly during a fight, blinding the opponent.]

His next opponent is Song Xiaohu, the boy you met in the fishing village.

[Now, many years have passed, and he has grown into a large, burly man. People in the underworld call him Tiger, he's incredibly tough.]

[During his fight with Xiangyang, he constantly swore, making you sigh that such a good boy had gone astray.]

"Hmm...it seems my hair-rubbing habit was born because of him." You said thoughtfully.

[You didn't really like rubbing people's heads before, until you learned from the simulation that rubbing this little tiger's head felt really good (Chapter 74).]

"Good morning, brother-in-law." Xu Wen greeted him as he passed by.

He was about to walk past you when you grabbed him.

"How did you know I was the boss?"

Xu Wen: "???"

【you:"???"】

"Damn it! Who gave you the right to use those two names together?"

[You embarrassed yourself, and in a fit of rage, you tapped him in the lower abdomen with a finger: "You're banned from flying for three months!"]

"I didn't do anything wrong, brother-in-law?"

Ignore his complaints, just kick him who knows how far away.

[You see Xiao Yelin and Nangong Meng, these two are sticking together. Compared to the sibling-like relationship between Bei Chenguang and Jiang Yueli, their love at first sight is really cheesy.]

[They shower people with sweet talk like it's free; just hearing it is enough to make your ears ache.]

"It's really tough on you two. After getting rid of that Nangong clan member, you've been inseparable all the time, so lovey-dovey, and you haven't gotten tired of each other after all these years."

[While passing by the large lake, Qin Zhenhai calmly fished.]

"I feel like I'll never be able to leave the sea in my life. Even when I'm not working, I'm always thinking about fishing."

After saying a few words to you, his expression suddenly changed. He felt the fishing line between his thumb and the line tremble, and with a sudden jerk, he pulled up a large whale.

After the giant whale emerged from the water, numerous fish heads surfaced in the lake, belonging to various demon races, cautiously watching Qin Zhenhai.

Qin Zhenhai carried the whale back, muttering, "Another day of big fish being boiled into soup."

The fish breathed a sigh of relief; they were afraid he would continue fishing, but thankfully this time he only caught one.

The giant whale thrashed about, screaming, "Help! Help! The Fish-Killing Tyrant is harming my aquatic life again! Are you other fish just going to stand by and watch?!"

[Other fish: "..."]

They were so embarrassed by the scolding that they quietly looked away.

The great whale roared angrily, "You ungrateful bastards! Back when my ancestor led your ancestor to eat people, they weren't like this at all!"

The fish demons were immediately indignant. They hadn't done anything wrong, so why were they being accused of being ungrateful?

"Who told your ancestor to casually lead our ancestors to eat people?"

"Exactly, what do our ancestors' deeds have to do with us?"

"Our ancestors didn't force it to do this!"

"Even if your ancestors had a fortress, with the physique of the Man-Slaying Whale, it's estimated they wouldn't have been able to penetrate it."

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