only……
After feeding him a sweet date, Fang Yan immediately followed up with a heart-wrenching slap in the face: "You used to be very beautiful, but not now."
"This fat and big-eared nobleman is not worthy of my attention!"
Katakuri, the second son of the Charlotte family and the strongest of the three dessert generals, heard this and his eyes widened instantly, and he said in a lost voice: "Fat head... Big ears?"
To be honest, Fang Yan did not lie!
But if such words are spoken, won’t today’s banquet really end in a river of blood?
My mother’s temper has never been good!
BIGMOM, who suffers from food cravings, has attacks from time to time.
Once the disease breaks out, she will go crazy, smashing and destroying things everywhere.
When BIGMOM was ill, he didn't recognize any of his relatives and even wanted to kill his own son and daughter. He wouldn't listen to anyone.
There is no other way to make her regain her sanity except letting her eat the delicacy she wants to eat! Just when Katakuri was about to step out to smooth things over, Fang Yan stared at Big Mom, frowned slightly, and said bluntly, "I love any beautiful, elegant, and unique beauty - your marriage experience doesn't matter, I don't have emotional cleanliness! But..."
"Charlotte Lingling, you are so poorly maintained!"
"You are obviously less than a hundred years old, very young, but you are already ugly and fat - even if I don't care about meat or vegetables, I can't arouse any sexual interest in you now."
Even if Big Mom has poor hearing, she can hear it clearly.
Veins popped out on her forehead and her face turned red.
She was so angry that her domineering aura burst out: "Asshole Fang Yan! How dare you talk to me like that!"
The spectators who were closer and less powerful had their eyes turned white and fainted on the spot.
Fang Yan, however, looked calm and composed.
He tapped Ain not far away with his index finger and said to Big Mom, "One of my personal secretaries has the ability of the Retrograde Fruit."
"If you can get along well with her and regain your youth and beauty... forget it, there's no way to make this happen. Your dream is too childish!"
"And I will be the first to conquer the sea, the sky, and the land. I don't need someone like you."
"I'm more interested in your daughters than you."
As he spoke, Fang Yan shifted his gaze to a woman from the BIGMOM Pirates, "Charlotte Garrett, your red hair is very charming, I like it!"
"Also, after eating the [Butter Fruit], does your body also have the texture of butter? I'm very curious!"
Garrett cares very much about her family. In the original story, she once begged Big Mom not to kill her brother Moscato because her brother Cracker was knocked away. She joined the Legion of Wrath to avenge him, and she also showed great concern for the safety of her sister Lola.
But she tends to underestimate others and enjoys feeling superior.
therefore……
She was extremely shy about Fang Yan's almost abrupt remarks - today Fang Yan had proved with ironclad facts that he was the most superior man in the world and no one could compare to him.
However, Fang Yan's outrageous announcements continued: "Charlotte Brin, your third eye is very unique!"
As they were talking, a breeze blew and lifted up Brin's bangs.
Being treated as a plaything, Brun glared at Fang Yan angrily.
She hated this kind of self-righteous lecher!
However……
Fang Yan's next words caused Brin's attitude to change rapidly.
"Brin, I have never tasted the beauty of the three-eyed tribe."
"What's more, you have a dual personality - both your appearance and your heart are different and very cute!"
"I'm attracted to you!"
Brin was in mixed feelings, even a little depressed, worried that Fang Yan was just acting on impulse and was using her to provoke BIGMOM, and that after today, he would lose interest in her.
Afterwards, Fang Yan's frank declaration to BIGMOM made Brin feel relieved: "I will marry both of them!"
"But I will never have only these two women!"
He easily said what all the men on the sea wanted to do but no one dared to say out loud. Fang Yan's fierce momentum had reached its peak.
He looked around, his eyes full of brilliance.
Be it the navy, pirates, or the revolutionary army lurking in the third camp, they all looked at him with admiration, longing, yearning, and jealousy.
Fang Yan didn't care about that.
He has his own rhythm and is never influenced by any outsiders.
So, without waiting for BIGMOM's response, Fang Yan looked at Boa Hancock and said, "Women's jealousy should be measured."
"Although it's kind of cute when you're jealous, you have to be moderate."
"otherwise……"
"I can only ask Sugar to use the Childlike Fun Fruit to make you into a living toy and keep you with me."
Hearing this, Hancock did not feel any fear.
She was more concerned about something else.
Hancock covered her flushed cheeks and pretended to be reserved: "Lord Fang Yan actually thinks I'm cute? That's great~"
"If Lord Fang Yan makes me into a toy and keeps me by his side forever, I will be able to obtain the highest happiness forever, right?"
"Although this is the case, I understand. I will have a good relationship with Garrett, Brin and the others in the future~"
If you keep some words in your heart, people will gradually become perverted, and the feelings between each other will ferment and deteriorate, turning into poison.
Once the truth is out in the open, things will be completely different! Thick-skinned people enjoy the world first.
And Fang Yan...
No matter which world Fang Yan is from, his skin is as thick as the Great Wall.
At this time, BIG MOM finally found an opportunity to interrupt.
"MAMAMAM~" she said with a strange smile, "It's great that you like my daughters, but I want to marry you right now!"
Although her personality was different from that of ordinary people, she was still a human being after all. She was angry when Fang Yan looked down upon her and wanted to teach him a lesson.
BIGMOM's dream is to establish a country where all races and things in the world can live together without distinction of high or low. She hopes that all races in the world can become "family members" and become the same size as her, so that they can sit around the dinner table on an equal footing.
Fang Yan not only denied her appearance, but also belittled her dreams!
This is intolerable and what is not?
In the super top war in Marinford, Fang Yan fought against Kaido, Whitebeard, and Red Hair successively, which consumed a lot of physical strength and energy. He was not at all at an advantage against her who was well prepared!
Hearing this, Fang Yan's face turned cold: "Then we can't reach an agreement~"
He crushed the oyster shell in his hand, looked towards the southwest corner of the execution ground in Marinford, and said loudly: "The supreme leader of the Revolutionary Army, the [world's most vicious criminal], Monkey D. Dragon, you come out too!"
"You can now join forces with Charlotte Lingling."
"Within three rounds, I will defeat you all!"
(The top will end tomorrow. The new world is the Black Robe Patrol. It’s not long~)
(End of this chapter)