Chapter 116 115. So embarrassing [Two in one]
Kuang Biao’s suggestion was very thoughtful.
But Huaiyu snorted: "I don't want it. I still have a bottom line. I don't want a boyfriend under 18 years old."
After thinking for a moment, he added, "I am conservative by nature, and I don't want anyone from another species."
Kuang Biao doesn't believe it!
He shook the bamboo leaves and rustled them. "Look here, within a ten-mile radius, can you find a bamboo that is more knowledgeable than me? Why are you so picky?"
Then he changed his tone to an excited and deep one: "Don't set limits in life."
This bastard has so many tricks!
Are there any other bamboos within a ten-mile radius besides you?
Huaiyu then sighed softly: "But I want a boyfriend who can fetch water for me, wash clothes for me, build a house for me, and do housework..."
"Tsk!" Kuang Biao looked like he was going to die. "You don't have enough experience, do you? If you give enough points, who wouldn't want to do these things? What you look for in a boyfriend is irreplaceability, understand?"
"Look at me, tall and thin, humble, well-read, and I can even grow bamboo shoots for you to eat!"
"From now on, I will support you!"
He tried to sell himself very earnestly, but Huai Yulang was as hard-hearted as a rock: "I don't want it either!"
"How old are you? Six or eight? If people tell others that I'm dating a kid, I'll be laughed at to death. It's so embarrassing."
Kuang Biao: ...
He threw the bamboo leaves in anger: "Human age means nothing to plants—Ah!"
The scream happened to be caused by the eldest and second cubs poking it impatiently nearby.
Kuang Biao shook his head and said, "Humph! Although I haven't taken the position yet, sooner or later you will have to call me master!"
Looking at Huaiyu again, she had already squatted down and opened her arms towards the eldest and second cubs: "Good cubs! Mommy's good babies! I haven't had time to visit you these days. Are you full? Do you want to eat something fresh today? Did Kuang Biao bully you for not being able to talk?"
“Ahhh…”
The first and second cubs looked at her with their round little eyes, and then they flapped their wings and rushed into Huaiyu's arms, making sounds from their mouths:
“Ahhh…”
“Ahhh…”
It was as if he was accusing her of not coming to visit him for several days, which made Huai Yu feel guilty.
It was not until then that she realized that the feathers of the eldest and second cubs were soft and sticking to their bodies like steel needles. After just a few days of not seeing them, they had changed from fat and sharp sea urchins to slippery inflatable puffer fish that looked as if they had been licked by a dog.
It doesn't hurt at all.
Huaiyu touched their smooth heads in surprise, feeling the slight bump on top of their heads, and couldn't help but said with relief: "You have grown up!"
After she finished speaking, she pulled the basin next to her over and said, "Look! Fresh bean sprouts, try them and see if you like them."
Green and tender bean sprouts - well, not so tender anymore - were Huaiyu's meal in the past, but today she had numbly drunk a bag of nutrient solution. At this moment, watching the eldest and second cubs curiously poking at the green bean sprouts, a bowl of steaming instant noodles came to her mind.
Woo… I don’t know why I suddenly feel so greedy! So greedy!
I really want to eat it woooo ...
Aren't they starting to slowly resume production now? Is it true that no one is making instant noodles anymore? There must be hot and sour noodles, right? Why don't I see sweet potato noodles in the grain and oil stores? Snail noodles are also OK...
hateful!
Why is her memory like this? She can’t remember the things she should remember, but she remembers these unnecessary troubles and delicious foods so clearly! Who arranged this amnesia? It’s so annoying! Every day, the eldest and second cubs either turn over grass sprouts to catch grasshoppers or dig up grass roots to eat bamboo shoots. They are mainly pure natural and unpolluted. Now, they tentatively poked the bean sprouts brought by Huaiyu, and the hair that was docile in an instant stood up like steel needles again! "Poke, poke, poke..."
They stretched their necks, flapped their wings, and poked in the basin, making loud clanging sounds. When Huaiyu came to his senses, he found that not only were the bean sprouts gone, but there were also several smooth holes in his stainless steel basin.
One of the cubs was trying in vain to chase the last small green leaf stuck to the pot. It had poked several holes in it but still couldn't get the leaf into its mouth.
So he attacked even harder.
Huaiyu: “…”
Very good, the stainless steel basin can be turned into a stainless steel sieve, and I have an extra filter basket at home.
How about spreading it on the ground next time? The chicks can dig on the ground, so there is no reason why the older and younger chicks have to get something to eat, right? She wants to be a fair head of household.
In short, I haven't left the house for three days, and I have already ruined two towels, a basin, and her basin of clothes that probably won't have any color washed out.
But it didn't matter, as a wealthy woman with a lot of money, it was time for her to take a leisurely stroll through second-hand clothing stores.
By the way, I have to think about this - should I tell Boss Tang about Kataro's ability?
If it weren't for Zhou Qian's incident, Huaiyu would definitely have told Boss Tang, after all, Ketaro didn't actually belong to her.
She was ready to go to the trading market.
But now...
Even with all the serums and fusion potions in the hospital, they couldn't cure the spider venom, but Kataro could easily control it with just a few pills... This ability was too rare, and too dangerous.
Instead, she didn't dare tell Boss Tang.
The sun gradually set, and the evening light shone on the solar lamp, reflecting a hazy glow. She squatted by the pond, washing clothes while thinking about this matter seriously.
But after thinking for a long time, I still haven't made a decision.
Huaiyu sighed, reached out to pick up the clothes and took a look. The muddy brown marks on them could not be rubbed off at all, not to mention the dark and old bloodstains.
Forget it, forget it, the old must go before the new can come!
I just felt sorry for her for rubbing the clothes so hard before, so I just threw the clothes on the grass beside the pond - they will be dry in the sun in the next two days, and then I can use them to make a house for Kataro.
Unexpectedly, when she turned her head, she saw Kataro standing quietly beside her, holding a tender Houttuynia cordata in his two front paws, his mouth constantly moving, and a small pile of powder had already formed under his thick hind legs.
——Obviously it has been here for some time.
Huaiyu was a little surprised: "Taro, are you here to accompany me?"
Kataro stopped chewing and his two tentacles bent slightly, as if in response.
At this moment, Huaiyu's heart melted!!! "Kutarou!!!"
She couldn't help but maintain her squatting posture, hugged Kataro, touched his smooth and colorful shell with her palm, and promised seriously:
"Don't worry, I will keep your secret and won't tell anyone!"
"Also, are you willing to live with me forever? Even if your original owner Gao Ming comes out - if you are willing, I will go to the city in a few days to ask how to meet him!"
Huaiyu firmly believed: "Even if it takes 10,000 points, I am willing to do it!"
Kataro didn't say anything, but silently spread his wings again and then bent his antennae.
——Who cares what it means? It’s what Huaiyu thinks it means anyway! She laughed, holding Kataro’s body with both hands, raised it high into the air, and spun around happily——
"Kutarou!"
"Have I ever said thank you so much!!!"
Caught off guard, Kataro's front paws loosened, and the hickey he was holding fell onto Huaiyu's face with a "pop".
…
By the time we finished cleaning up, it was already dark.
Huaiyu lay on the bed, staring at the dark ceiling, too lazy to even turn on the light.
After being in a daze for a long time, she finally turned over and turned on the solar light.
Under the bright light, the three books of spiritual food were still placed beside the bed, standing out particularly.
However, Huaiyu stared at them with unfriendly eyes.
When she had no spiritual food, she had to find something to do when she was free, otherwise she would feel too bored and the time would be hard to bear.
There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!
But since I bought these three books of spiritual food, I haven’t even read a few pages of them seriously, and things have happened one after another.
This book is ominous!
Huaiyu turned over and sat up, deciding to finish reading it quickly and then sell it in exchange for three more auspicious books!
But she only watched for ten minutes, and the sunflowers had just sprouted, and she fell asleep again. When she woke up again, she happened to hear the broadcast outside -
[Today is May 2, 2066, sunny, air variability index 7, temperature 15-28°, and will be stable in the next week. I hope everyone will work hard on Labor Day...]
Huaiyu listened for a long time in a daze before he realized that he really had to work on Labor Day!
Then... is the Hongsheng Trading Market also suspended? What about the Jinyuan Community? What did Boss Tang say?
If the family is allocated more land, they don't have to participate in compulsory labor, but as far as she knows, most people's points are used to choose better houses first. After all, the climate is unstable nowadays and the land recovery rate is low...
Living in the suburban Jinyuan community, few people probably have large plots of land—and a pond should not be included, right? She thought of the lotus roots she had bought and the vegetable plot she had not had time to clean up yesterday, so she quickly washed up and went out to take a look.
——Wait! Huaiyu remembered something.
Didn't she catch a big black fish from the mountain and put it in a puddle that day? Why haven't I seen it in the past few days?! Could it have escaped?
But how could a fish escape since it couldn't dig holes or fly? Was it eaten by something else?
But it’s such a big one!
With the Rose Corridor here, even wild rabbits don't dare to come here...
Huaiyu was so upset that he sold the first fish he caught to that annoying aunt. He finally made up his mind to eat the second fish he caught, but one thing led to another...
She didn't even get to taste the fish scales before she disappeared without a trace.
She went to the puddle under the barnyard tree and looked around, only to find that the puddle had become clear, and it seemed that the fish had been lost for some time.
Looking forward along this puddle, there is a pond in front.
hiss--
Huaiyu gasped!!! The big black fish eats other fish! She just bought the fish fry and shrimp! Thinking about it this way, it might as well be dragged away and eaten by something!
Huaiyu sighed, turned around and went back into the house to take out the trap, and decided to fish again in his own pond.
The black carp is very strong, but in the water, the trap is made of nylon mesh and cannot be easily broken.
Better than letting it roam in the pond! Then——
She stared again at the small barnyard grass on the other side of the pond.
The fact that it is short is just a comparison with another barnyard grass tree that filters water. If the barnyard grass in the rice field grows like this, I don’t know how many farmers would cry and faint on the ridge of the field.
That one used the power of stimulating birth, this one used purification before, and this time...
She was torn between coming and going, and finally decided to give it a little more purification power.
After all, she has invested so much, and Huaiyu is reluctant to change the route easily - even though she still has 15 kilograms of barnyard grass seeds.
Perhaps it was because he hadn't used this ability for a while, the power flowed out more smoothly this time than before.
The barnyard grass in front of him swayed its branches and leaves. Huai Yu could easily sense its happiness, but he had no idea what effect it could have.
However, no matter what its effect is, I hope it's not as irritating as the barnyard tree next to it.
Even if they have the same function, there is a sense of competition between the two trees, right? It can also speed up the filtration of the pond!
With this thought in mind, she spared no effort in giving out her abilities.
By the time half an hour had passed, Huai Yu was so tired that he couldn't stand up anymore, holding onto the tree trunk.
However, no matter how you look at the barnyard grass in front of you, it hasn't changed at all.
"Not really..."
This was the first time she used her ability on something else without feeling anything. Even the mutation value of the barnyard tree itself was not cleared, and remained at a slightly annoying but acceptable level.
Huaiyu stared at her palm - if the surge of power wasn't so obvious, she would have doubted her own ability.
She simply hugged the tree trunk: "Have you changed at all..."
The enlarged version of the flat leaves that extremely resemble straw are swaying "rustlingly", and the joyful emotions are visible to the naked eye, which clearly has an effect.
But where does it work?
Huaiyu is still unclear.
She looked around the tree twice and had to put it aside for the time being.
When I passed by the barnyard tree next door, I saw its branches and leaves lying there motionless, while the water balls on the leaves rolled down without any drag.
He behaved obediently, honestly and humbly.
But the barnyard grass next door clearly hasn't shown any changes - humph, it must be mocking me!
Huaiyu also raised his head high and walked away without looking back.
She still had to go pick some more roses! Kataro liked wild herbs with medicinal properties, but he liked those he had never touched before even more.
I hadn't taken care of it for a few days, and now the jars at home were full again. However, there were fewer colorful balls like the spathiphyllum, and most of them were plain.
Huaiyu tried a few, but since she was not injured and didn't want to get hurt, she didn't find anything for the time being.
Now, she is going to collect some petals or leaves from the Rose Corridor for Kataro!
Any weed can be so powerful in Kataro's mouth. The rose corridor that is praised by everyone can't be completely useless, right? Here I come! Good night here first!