Chapter 76 75. Can’t you just not eat?

"Fuck you!!!"

Suddenly there was a loud and violent shout in the woods. Huai Yu was so scared that his arms loosened around the tree and he fell down with a whoosh.

How come... there are still people on the mountain? Are they explorers? Or are they garrison troops? She squatted down with a little vigilance, her eyes carefully staring at the place where the sound came from.

However, after a while, no sound was heard. Only the bamboo forest that had no soil to take root in was heard swaying and the leaves rustling.

?

Huaiyu poked his head out curiously.

But suddenly, I heard a helpless and irritable sigh: "You bastards, when I first took root, you didn't say you couldn't let me do it! Now you've united to drive me away. Bah, do you own this mountain?"

At this moment, the leaves on the entire hillside rustled.

Huaiyu stared blankly at the bamboo forest, and a bold but incredible idea came to his mind -

Was it a human or a bamboo that was speaking? Before she could figure it out, she heard another voice coming from the bamboo forest: "Come here, you human girl over there."

Huai Yu's heart shuddered, and he quickly picked up the multifunctional shovel beside him and hugged it in his arms, then said stubbornly: "I won't!"

“…”

After a brief silence, the rustling of leaves in the mountains became more and more intense, as if they were laughing wildly.

The bamboo leaves that were originally rustling now did not move at all in the wind. The awkwardness could be felt from a distance.

Huaiyu was also embarrassed.

But, the bamboo forest has mutated to the point where it can talk, and it just caused an earth-shaking fight, so she won’t go.

If one of the roots took root in her body, she would be doomed, as her flesh and blood would not be enough to feed such a large area.

However, this was also the first time that Huaiyu saw mutant plants fighting each other. No wonder everyone was so worried about the wasteland... It turns out it's really so powerful!

Perhaps the defenders could resist one or two trees alone, but if the entire forest started moving...

The only way is to... set fire to the mountain? Unfortunately, there is pollution in the air nowadays, and plants are a major force in absorbing pollution. Burn a mountain today, burn a mountain tomorrow... By the day after tomorrow, maybe everyone will have to carry oxygen tanks when they go out.

She pondered and stared ahead vigilantly again.

But in the blink of an eye, I heard a whistling sound coming from afar! Then, with a "dong" sound, it was nailed to the tree trunk next to it! This time, only the short petiole in front of the whole bamboo leaf remained.

Huaiyu realized belatedly that the bamboo leaf was less than 5cm away from his hand !

The same despicable sound rang out again in the bamboo forest.

Huaiyu: ...

Now she didn't have to think about it anymore. She immediately picked up the multi-purpose shovel, and then trotted over the bumpy forest, grunting all the way.

There was some distance between them, and she finally stopped in front of the bamboo forest when she was slightly out of breath.

"Just give me your orders!"

When saying this, Huai Yu was filled with sadness.

Originally, she had to kowtow in front of the Rose Corridor. After waiting for a long time until the house was destroyed, the Rose Corridor did not say a word. She looked guilty. She finally showed her strength at noon today! But this strength is not even warm! Now when I go up the mountain, I meet this old man Zhu again.

That is to say, it is so good to eat vegetables, why eat meat when there is nothing to do? Now, it is not certain who will eat whose meat.

"Tsk, a mere human...why are you so nervous? Do I need to speak if I want your life?"

"Yes, yes, yes." Huaiyu was very flexible and nodded repeatedly: "Brother, do you have any instructions?"

However, the bamboo forest in front of him suddenly fell silent. After a while, the bamboo leaves began to tremble:

"Why do you speak more strongly than my bamboo tea?"

Huaiyu: ...Are you trying to tell me about tea? "Okay, Uncle Monster, what do you want me to do?"

The other party is even concerned about such a small matter as the tone of voice, so he probably doesn't want to kill her directly, right?

Zhulin shook his body and said, "Come, carry me down the mountain and find a place to plant me."

Huaiyu's eyes widened: "Me?!"

Are you kidding me? Although this bamboo forest is not big, it is relatively speaking. It covers an area of ​​at least one mu! She can carry it?

Zhu Lin snorted, looking very disgusted with her: "You don't seem to have a very high level of education...ε=(ο｀*))) Alas... You are not like my original master..."

As he was talking, the roots of the entire bamboo forest suddenly snapped and broke, leaving only a rather sturdy bamboo in the middle, with a bunch of bamboo roots of medium size.

The voices no longer spread across the entire bamboo forest, but came only from this one bamboo:

There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!

"You are uneducated, right? We bamboos are different from these trees. I am a dignified grass!"

"Look, these are all mine. Since you are not very useful, you can just carry me."

Huaiyu was a little speechless, but unexpectedly discovered that although this bamboo spoke harshly, it seemed to have a good personality.

She then said in a gentle voice: "Yes, yes, I am not very literate... but I have to work hard, can I get some compensation from these fallen bamboos?"

Seeing that the bamboo leaves were rustling again, as if they were about to get angry, she quickly added another question: "Um...Uncle Zhu, I haven't asked how to address you yet?"

This seemed to be the point. Zhuzi snorted proudly: "My name is Kuang Biao. Just call me Uncle Biao."

Huaiyu couldn't believe it: Crazy? What's the crazy? How? Where? But she didn't dare to question it now. She could only praise it repeatedly: "What a good name! It sounds so domineering!"

"That's right!" The bamboo shook its leaves proudly again: "Have you read the poem [When my flower blooms, all other flowers die]? This is talking about me. Once we, the grass bamboo, take root in the ground, as long as we give it enough time, I can make no grass grow within a hundred miles!"

"I was born with this domineering nature, there's nothing I can do about it!"

"You may not have read much, but you have a pretty good eye... Do you want to pick some bamboo shoots or something?"

"Go pick it up. It won't kill you. It just contains a little bit of cyanide."

Huaiyu has been speechless for months, but not as much as today!

It's all cyanide...

She also answered confidently: "I will blanch it before eating!"

Our ancestors' ability to blanch vegetables is engraved in their genes. Many wild vegetables have strong medicinal properties and need to be blanched.

She forgot herself but she also forgot the skill of blanching, and now she is very confident when talking about food.

After all, there are indeed a lot of bamboo shoots left in this bamboo forest.

This time it was Kuang Biao's turn to be silent.

After a while, he sighed again and said with a little annoyance: "You humans are such a fool. Can't you just not eat something if it's poisonous..."

Thank you for your patience in correcting my mistakes! Thank you! The name Kuang Biao has a history, hahaha!

(End of this chapter)