Chapter 79 Live Ascension: The Love That Shocked Heaven and Earth and Cried Ghosts and Gods...
It's so bad!
He won't be fooled!
Master Xianyu took back his disciple jade token.
He didn't even look at Xu Zhilan.
He reached out and pinched Xiaoguai's white and tender face, which was slightly rosy when he was sleeping.
Seeing this, Xu Zhilan pondered for a moment.
He changed his words and said, "I have two mid-grade spirit veins and some other items stored in the Wanbao Pavilion. Anyone holding the jade token can take them."
Hearing this, Master Xianyu looked up at the disciple jade token engraved with the word "Lan", and quickly looked away.
What happened to the spiritual vein?
He also gets a small share of the jade mirror in Wanbao Pavilion!
It’s not worse than spiritual veins, right?
You should know that nowadays almost everyone in the world of cultivation holds various styles of jade mirrors, whether for replacement, repair or recharge.
He has income for all of it!
Thank you Master for your grace!
With money in your pocket, you can do anything with confidence!
"There's still a trace of my soul inside it." Xu Zhilan raised the jade token slightly and said, "If anything happens to me..."
"Pooh! Stop talking nonsense!"
Shi Xianyu glared at Xu Zhilan and snatched the jade token away.
Then he asked, "So, you want to give me the jade token?"
Xu Zhilan just nodded and didn't have time to say anything else.
He was glared at again by the unhappy and fierce little fish.
"Then just tell me directly. If you don't tell me, how can I know what you mean by handing it out?"
Master Xianyu finished speaking.
He put the jade token he was playing with away and continued, "Since you've given it to me so sincerely, I'll reluctantly keep it for you."
"Xiaoyu, you..."
"What about me? I told you I was keeping it for you, but you don't have to accept it right now."
Shi Xianyu pretended not to understand.
Seeing that the boat made of spirit-gathering grass was about to spin in the underworld, he hurriedly said, "Hurry up and concentrate on rowing! The water is a bit fast, don't capsize!"
If you fall into the Yellow Spring below, you will turn into water...
Master Xianyu felt a little scared.
After some self-reflection, I realized that I really shouldn't talk about love in the underworld. It's too dangerous!
It’s all Xu Zhilan’s fault!
He glared at his new sweetheart once again.
Pointing, he said, "Focus! There are more than just the two of us on the boat. There's also Xiaoguai! It's not customary to bring children along when committing suicide for love."
Xu Zhilan didn't say that he had actually been controlling the ship with his merits.
I humbly accepted Xiaoyu's criticism.
Suicide for love is not good.
But it sounds quite satisfying. Only those who are in love can commit suicide for love...
Shi Xianyu didn't know what was going on in Xu Zhilan's head.
He observed the other person quietly.
He looked indifferent when he saw people, and although his words were not concise, he still looked normal, and his eyes were dark and calm.
Should...the demonic blood desire and everything like that be all gone, right?
Master Xianyu still didn't understand clearly. Even after Xu Zhilan explained it to him, he only understood that it was a congenital disease that was incurable and as serious as being possessed by a demon.
one way or another.
This problem must be covered up tightly.
Putting aside how the world of cultivation views the matter of possessing a demon, the fact that Xu Zhilan was besieged by cultivators from all over the world in Tianmu must be related to this!
Even now, with everything announced on the Heavenly Curtain, there will no longer be a situation where tens of thousands of people will besiege Xu Zhilan in the world of cultivation.
It's inevitable that someone will take advantage of this opportunity to do something else...
You still have to be more careful.
I will definitely ask the immortal doctor to give me another thorough treatment later.
Master Xian Yu secretly made plans.
It’s not that I don’t want to discuss it with Xu Zhilan, it’s mainly because he is controlling the ship, so it’s better to avoid distracting things.
He cherishes his life very much.
All the way in silence.
The boat carried the two of them through the layers of dark fog that shrouded the Yellow Springs.
As the fog gradually disappeared.
The normal two sides of the ghost world also appeared in their field of vision.
In addition, there is an oncoming guide boat, with guides standing on the boat, singing in the overlapping voices of men, women, young and old: "The dead are ferried across the Yellow Springs, and all the dead are under the guide boat..."
Master Xianyu glanced at the guiding boat, then silently lowered his head to glance at the replica boat that was so transparent that no trace could be seen.
Feeling a little guilty.
But not much.
So what if the boats look the same? When the Ghost Queen made it, it was different from the Guide Boat. It only became what it is today after it was launched into the water.
Master Xianyu was also prepared for possible disputes.
However, the guide seemed not to see them and just rowed the boat past them with the words of the song unclear.
The water of Yellow Springs rippled gently, creating circles and crashing into the two boats.
Until the water returns to calm.
After Master Xianyu and Xu Zhilan passed by the guiding boat, they quickly approached a secluded shore.
After getting ashore, he pulled up the transparent soul-gathering grass boat like a thief.
But before they could put away the boat.
Once your hands are empty and the water is still, you can no longer touch anything.
Whether it was spiritual power or divine consciousness, there was nothing.
…
The two looked at each other in silence, neither forcing the matter any further.
It was a blessing that the soul-gathering grass boat was able to bring them back to shore safely.
Whether it disappeared because it left the water, or it could only go this far, there is no need to delve into it.
After all, they achieved their goal.
Master Xian Yu knew that he had made too much noise when he came, and if he wanted to leave the ghost world safely, he must not dress like this again.
But no matter how you disguise it, the sign of the child is still too obvious.
If I want to leave without anyone noticing, I have to think it over carefully...
“I figured it out!”
Shi Xianyu happily handed the child to Xu Zhilan's arms.
He searched through fifty or sixty storage bags, and his efforts paid off. He finally found a large book frame woven from bamboo!
Shi Xianyu tried to put the child in. Hey, it was neither too big nor too small, just right.
It seems like it was made specially for Xiaoguai!
After doing this, he handed the book frame to Xu Zhilan and asked him to carry it on his back.
"Good! It fits perfectly!"
Shi Xianyu walked around Xu Zhilan and couldn't help but nod again and again.
He found some clothes of an ordinary scholar in the mortal world and asked Xu Zhilan to change into them.
Then he put on a ghostly robe, let his hair down, and even pinned the piece of hair given to him by the Ghost Queen into his clothes.
"From now on, you are a scholar who has strayed into the ghost world, and I am a lesser-known female ghost under the command of the Ghost Queen."
As Shi Xianyu applied some cream to Xu Zhilan's face, he continued, "I originally wanted to offer you, your tender flesh and blood, to the Queen Ghost King, but unexpectedly, we fell in love along the way! I couldn't bear to let you die, so I secretly planned to send you back to the human world. No matter how difficult and painful the journey was, I persisted..."
Xu Zhilan looked at Xiaoyu's eyes, which became brighter and brighter as she spoke, and couldn't help but lower his head and kiss her between the eyebrows.
"you……"
Shi Xianyu was interrupted from his thoughts and felt a little dissatisfied. He subconsciously looked around to see if there was anyone or a ghost seeing him.
This is in broad daylight!
Why did he suddenly kiss me?
He hesitated for a long time before harshly criticizing, "Don't move! I just finished your makeup..."
"The little fish is so pretty, I can't help it."
Xu Zhilan kissed him again.
This time it was on the slightly raised eyebrow.
"Be serious! Just bear it!"
Master Xian Yu punched Xu Zhilan's chest twice. He knew that the other party was strong and not afraid of pain, so he did not hold back.
Push the person further away.
Instead of applying makeup on the other person, he took out a mirror and disguised himself first.
He muttered, "Kiss, kiss, kiss, I'll kiss you until your mouth is full of powder! Let's see if you want to kiss me!"
Of course Xu Zhilan still wanted to kiss her.
But I saw that Xiaoyu's hands were getting heavier and heavier as she applied the powder, until her face was completely pale, with only two spots on her cheeks and a deep red on her mouth like blood.
He decided to remain silent.
It’s better not to provoke the unhappy little fish anymore. Now I’m afraid that the little fish will kiss me.
The more Master Xianyu painted, the uglier it became. The uglier it became, the more his hands trembled, and the more they trembled, the uglier it became.
In the end, he couldn't bear to watch it anymore.
He clicked the mirror and looked at Xu Zhilan who was adjusting his hair crown.
His eyes narrowed slightly.
Something is wrong!
He is very familiar with pretending to be busy!
Shi Xianyu jumped in front of Xu Zhilan and forced him to look at him.
Asked: "Lanlan, am I beautiful?"
…
"beautiful."
Xu Zhilan couldn't think of any other answer besides this.
To prevent accidents.
He also deliberately ignored everything and just stared at Xiaoyu's still beautiful and clear eyes.
Shi Xianyu looked left and right, but couldn't see anything wrong on Xu Zhilan's face.
Gao Xing gave Xu Zhilan a kiss on the chin.
Seeing the scarlet lip print left on it, she was even more satisfied and announced with a smile: "This is the mark left by my female ghost Xiaoyu!"
Xu Zhilan looked at Xiaoyu's bloody mouth and laughed so hard that the powder on his face dried and cracked, leaving traces.
…
He silently continued to stare into the other person's eyes.
"Xu Shusheng, why don't you say anything? Are you dissatisfied with me, Xiaoyu?"
As Master Xianyu spoke, he opened his eyes wide, stood on tiptoe, and moved his face closer.
Seeing his own horrifying reflection in Xu Zhilan's eyes, he was so frightened that he almost fell backwards.
Help! There's a ghost! It's so ugly!
"Be careful." Xu Zhilan put his arm around Shi Xianyu's waist and said calmly, "Xiaoyu..."
"Yes! That's the taste! Tell me, Miss Xiaoyu, please respect yourself!"
Although Shi Xianyu was frightened by himself, he was soon attracted by Xu Zhilan's appearance.
Quickly decide on the character you will play this time.
I just regret that he is not a writer.
Otherwise, he must write a story of love between a human and a ghost that will shake the world and make the ghosts cry. It must be more earth-shattering than the story of Qianqian's ghost that his master told him when he was a child!
"Miss Xiaoyu, please respect yourself."
Xu Zhilan still had a calm expression, and no emotion could be heard in his tone.
"Okay! That's it!"
Shi Xianyu clapped his hands, kissed the side of Xu Zhilan's jaw, and then muttered again.
"It's boring to act like a woman all the time. This time I'll just act like a man! A ghost that can't tell if it's a man or a woman! I don't have to hold back my voice anymore, I can be as wild as I want! It's better to be sick, sick ghosts are more exciting..."
Master Xianyu was immersed in his own work "A Ghost and a Human's Love", and he did not forget to quickly change Xu Zhilan's appearance.
He also deliberately left those two kiss marks that looked like they appeared in an unwilling struggle, and finally took out the soul-binding rope and tied it to his own hand and Xu Zhilan's hand respectively.
Everything is ready.
Xiaoyu, a male ghost wearing a seductive skirt, takes his cold-hearted Xu Shusheng on a difficult ghost journey to the human world.
"Xu Shusheng, there are so many ghosts around, I'm so scared!"
Shi Xianyu spoke in his original voice, in a very artificial manner, and kept moving closer to Xu Zhilan, who was carrying a book frame.
"Mr. Xiaoyu, please respect yourself." Xu Zhilan recited the arranged lines and dodged.
Shi Xianyu grabbed Xu Zhilan with both hands and said in a resentful tone, "Xu Shusheng, didn't you say you liked women? Now I am a woman, open your eyes and look at me!"
"Young Master Xiaoyu, please respect yourself."
Xu Zhilan noticed that more and more ghosts were gathering around him, sighed silently, and continued to recite his only line.
…
"What's going on over there?"
"It's a human! It smells so good!"
"Don't go over there. That female... male ghost is very insidious and powerful. Anyone who gets too close will be killed by him without leaving any ghost energy."
"So what are the man and the ghost doing?"
“I don’t know!”
"It looks like there's something wrong with the brain. Forget it, don't get too close. I heard that if you eat too many ghosts like this, you'll become abnormal."
“I don’t want to become androgynous…”
"I think I look pretty good with eighteen hands on my body."
"You smell so good, I still want to try it!"
Try it and you will die.
Master Xianyu sent away a bunch of blind ghosts, acted out their earth-shattering love story enough, and couldn't wait for other ghosts to come and try again, so he planned to leave holding the weak Xu Shusheng's hand, who was so weak that he couldn't even tie a chicken.
Before leaving, she quickly pulled Xu Shusheng over and gave him one last kiss.
Most of the ghosts were scared and ran around in panic.
Tsk, they have never seen the world!
Isn't it just a voluptuous male ghost forcibly kissing a refined man? It's not bloody, so cute!
No wonder they are still little kids now.
No taste!
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