When the civil and military officials in the court heard this, their hands trembled subconsciously.
The director of the Imperial Hospital, who was summoned to attend court today, glanced at Jiang Yueyang without leaving any trace.
He had heard about Jiang Yueyang's peculiarities before, but he didn't expect to have something to say on the first day of his official court session.
From today on, the director of the Imperial Medical Bureau must also attend the morning court every day.
System: [Whose gossip does the host want to hear? ]
Jiang Yueyang subconsciously looked at Emperor Yuan who was sitting on the dragon throne. When Emperor Yuan saw her looking at him, he quickly looked away.
Please, don't just blame me for this, okay?
Did I have a grudge against you in my previous life?
Jiang Yueyang withdrew his gaze from Emperor Yuan and began to scan the people present.
His faint gaze swept across each person, finally landing on the unfamiliar director of the Imperial Hospital.
【Who is that person? 】
The system followed her line of sight and saw, [He is Director Guo of the Imperial Hospital. ]
【Let's choose him. 】
Emperor Yuan immediately breathed a sigh of relief and thanked the Bodhisattva for blessing him and allowing him to live another day in peace.
Civil and military officials also breathed a sigh of relief, but they did not thank the Bodhisattva, but Guo Yuanzheng.
Newbies have good luck.
When Guo Yuanzheng heard that he had become the target of attention, he was not afraid but a little excited.
Recently, he felt that his wife was hiding something from him.
System: [Host, why don't you eat the emperor's melon today? ]
Emperor Yuan:!!!
I advise you to take back what you just said!
Guo Yuanzheng: No, eat mine, eat mine.
Jiang Yueyang looked at Emperor Yuan, [Your Majesty, do you still have melons to eat? ]
【There are many more. 】
[But I want to change someone. Your Majesty is no longer new to me. ]
Emperor Yuan: “…”
What is this? What's not new about him?
No, no, do you mean you don’t want to eat my melons?
Well...if it's not fresh, then it's not fresh.
The heavy stone in Emperor Yuan's heart fell, but the hearts of civil and military officials were lifted.
You can’t play it like this!
Guo Yuanzheng: Me, me, me, I’m super fresh!
The system didn't really want to get into Guo Yuanzheng's business, so it turned its attention to Qijilang.
[Then why don’t I tell you some gossip about Qijulang. ]
The attendant who was recording seriously paused and thought, how did this evil wind blow to me?
[Historical official?] Jiang Yueyang immediately became interested, [This is good, let’s talk about him.]
Emperor Yuan was the happiest. Since Jiang Yueyang entered the palace, he had been the subject of discussion the most times.
However, Qi Ju Lang recorded those melons word for word in the history books.
He requested in every possible way, using both kindness and force, but Jiujiulang refused to wipe away the melons.
Now, he wanted to see if the attendant would record his gossip.
If you don't remember, he will get angry.
Civil and Military Officials: Your Majesty is pleased again.
The system immediately said: [Seven months ago, the attendant encountered a girl of outstanding appearance on the wall of his home.]
After a moment of silence, Qijulang picked up his pen and wrote: A melon a day, Qijulang met a beautiful woman on the wall...
[Wait.] Jiang Yueyang called a timeout, [Are you sure this was a coincidence?]
The system gave a positive answer: [It was an accidental encounter. The girl's handkerchief was blown by the wind onto the tree in front of the house of the housekeeper, and she climbed up to pick it up.]
Jiang Yueyang said, "You continue."
[The next day, the girl started to pursue the man fiercely. She had heard her mother say since she was a child that to capture a man's heart, you must first capture his stomach.
So she secretly went to Qijulang's house to cook for him. But when Qijulang returned home, the kitchen was burned down.
On the third day, the girl felt guilty and thought that since cooking was not possible, she would wash his clothes and clean the house. Then, all of the clothes of the attendant were torn.
On the fourth day, the girl did nothing but send gifts to the attendant. As a result, the attendant was impeached with more than a dozen charges of accepting bribes.
On the fifth day, the impatient girl said directly on the street that she wanted to marry Qijulang. Qijulang was so scared that he ran away, and the girl also ran after him.
Then, the girl accidentally pulled down the man's pants, revealing her white buttocks, causing people on the street to laugh. 】
The attendant's face turned red, and he couldn't put the pen down. How could he record it without being too embarrassing?
Phew!
Jiang Yueyang couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter. [Xiaogua, are you sure that girl is here to pursue Qijilang? Is she here to take revenge on him because she has a grudge against him?]
Emperor Yuan and all the civil and military officials had the same doubts. It was really amazing that someone was chased like this.
It can go down in history.
Oh no, it has gone down in history.
The system said affirmatively: [Host, don't interrupt me. You will understand after you finish listening to me. ]
[OK, you go ahead.]
[In the next month, he ran away from her and she chased him. Qijulang suffered a lot, but he also gradually developed feelings for the girl.
In this way, the two got married a month ago. But on the wedding night, the bride was not in the bridal chamber.
Jiang Yueyang subconsciously wanted to ask why, but was glared back by the system.
The system continued: [The attendant searched everywhere in the house, and finally found his bride in the room of the cat he kept.
But he heard his bride hugging his cat and saying: Mimi, you are finally mine.
It turned out that the reason why the girl pursued Qi Ju Lang so vigorously was because she fell in love with his cat.
She felt that as long as they got married, the cat would belong to her, so she was willing to marry Qijilang.
Jiang Yueyang really didn't expect things to develop like this, and he exclaimed that the girl was amazing.
Emperor Yuan and others also found it unbelievable. How could a girl marry a man for a cat?
Isn't this nonsense?
Jiang Yueyang asked: [What was the reaction of the attendant at that time? ]
[It’s nothing, I just shut myself in. ]
[What about now? ]
[Now, the girl is keeping a close eye on the cat, and she says that if Qijulang can't accept it, they can divorce. She will give the dowry and betrothal gifts to Qijulang, and buy him a house as compensation, but she must take the cat with her.]
Jiang Yueyang is not a cat lover, so she doesn’t understand this behavior, but she respects it.
But what should the attendant do?
He has fallen in love.
Jiang Yueyang asked again: [Did Qijulang agree to divorce? ]
[No. Host, don’t be fooled by the honest appearance of the attendant, he is actually a very sinister person.
He told the girl that they had not yet had their wedding night, so they were not married, and the cat was still his and she could not take it away.
The girl was so shocked when she heard this that she immediately threw the attendant onto the bed and started to strip him without saying a word.
The man's evil plan succeeded, and he spent the night with his beloved wife in his arms. 】
Emperor Yuan: A beast in human clothing!
Jiang Yueyang: Big Bad Wolf!
Civil and Military Officials: How can there be such a simple girl in this world?
Qijilang: Destroy it!
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