The system was not surprised by this. Although the emperor gave rewards, the host was still somewhat dissatisfied.
If she cannot be crowned as a princess, her entanglement with the prince will continue. One day, the emperor's imperial decree to grant her marriage may come down.
Jiang Yueyang urged: [Little melon, why are you standing there? Come on, tell me.]
Emperor Yuan was extremely regretful at this moment. If he had known earlier, he would have granted her wish. Anyway, she and the crown prince were not siblings, and whether she was a princess or not, the ministers would not object to her becoming the crown prince's consort.
Unfortunately, it's too late.
The system said: [Your emperor has made many achievements since he was young. Of course, the achievements I am talking about are not political achievements, but achievements that bring joy to people.]
[You are so long-winded. Can't you explain it simply and clearly? ] Jiang Yueyang said disdainfully.
[Okay.] The system reorganized the data, [Host, I tell you, what I am about to say next, no one present, including the emperor, knows.]
These words aroused Jiang Yueyang's curiosity, and also aroused the curiosity of Emperor Yuan and all the civil and military officials.
Emperor Yuan, who originally wanted to pretend to be sick and leave, silently put down his hands that were covering his chest.
Curious and embarrassed, he chose embarrassed.
Jiang Yueyang is going to be an official for the rest of his life anyway. With Jiang Yueyang's personality, his melons will be dug out sooner or later!
It's just a little earlier now, and it will pass if you endure it.
Jiang Yueyang urged anxiously: [Hurry up and tell me, don't force me to slap you.]
The system data fluctuated for a while, and I dared not to be mysterious anymore.
[Until the emperor was five years old, there was no distinction between male and female. Whoever fed him was his mother. One day when he was three years old, he suddenly felt hungry while playing.
Just at that time, a fat cook from the kitchen came to bring him some snacks. The emperor saw the fat cook's magnificent chest, jumped on him and asked for milk.
Emperor Yuan: “#@&$#”
Jiang Yueyang blinked, was stunned for a moment, then immediately raised her hand to cover her mouth, but still let out a slight laugh.
Although she tried her best to suppress her voice, the people present still heard it.
Including Emperor Yuan.
Except for Emperor Yuan, everyone present couldn't help but laugh.
Even Li Fuquan and Xie Xu, who had experienced many storms, couldn't control the expressions on their faces, and the corners of their mouths twitched.
The third prince couldn't help but squat down, holding his stomach and trying hard to hold back his laughter.
The older ones of Duke Su laughed so hard that their stomachs cramped, and they immediately asked Guo Yuanzheng to give them acupuncture.
But Director Guo was laughing so hard that his hands were shaking, and he tried several injections but missed the acupuncture points. He could only wave his hands and let them pinch him.
Emperor Yuan glared at everyone fiercely, but no one paid any attention to him.
Jiang Yueyang laughed so hard that she almost choked, but she didn't forget to ask, "And then? Did Your Majesty drink the milk?"
[The servants and the fat cook who followed the emperor were all stunned. When they reacted, the fat cook's clothes were stripped off.
The emperor opened his mouth to suck, but fortunately the fat cook reacted and covered his mouth.
Finally, the Queen Mother came over to stop the farce and ordered no one to tell anyone about it.
Hearing this result, Jiang Yueyang was a little disappointed, and all the civil and military officials also felt a little regretful.
At the same time, Jiang Yueyang finally understood why His Majesty forcefully kissed Xie Xu.
It turns out that in addition to the fact that Xie Xu looks like a girl, there is also a reason why His Majesty does not distinguish between men and women.
Emperor Yuan breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately he didn't get to eat it, otherwise he would have been too embarrassed to see anyone.
Jiang Yueyang asked: [Anything else? ]
The system responded and continued to expose the gossip, [Host, don’t be fooled by the emperor’s wise appearance now, but he was actually a fool when he was a child. When he was five years old…]
[Smart?] Jiang Yueyang interrupted the system, [I think your majesty doesn't look very smart right now.]
Thinking of the previous rebellion and the concubine's infidelity, the system admitted its mistake and said: [I was wrong. The emperor is now also a fool. ]
[Not bad, not bad. It is a good thing to have the courage to admit mistakes.]
Emperor Yuan: I...you...you guys...
Emperor Yuan was so angry at their words that his chest kept heaving and air was coming out of his nostrils with wheezing sounds.
Yuan Guo was staring at Emperor Yuan, fearing that he might faint from the stress.
The system continued: [Due to various force majeure factors, Emperor Yuan did not start his enlightenment until he was seven years old. One day, her sister wanted to take a leave because she was not feeling well, so she told the teacher that she had her period.
The emperor overheard this.
Seeing that the teacher approved his leave without asking any questions, he, who didn't like studying, ran to the teacher, covered his stomach and said that he had his period.
At that time, the master did not get what he meant and asked him which one it was. The two of them talked about it for a long time before the emperor said it was the one that sister told you about.
When the Master heard the Emperor's words, he was both angry and amused. Then, he slapped him hard on the palm of his hand twenty times.
But he was too embarrassed to explain to the emperor that the girl was menstruating, so he told the late emperor about it.
When the late emperor found out, he was so angry that his nose was smoking. He immediately took off his pants and spanked him.
The emperor burst into tears and said unconvincedly that his sister could use that to ask for leave, so why couldn't he?
Then, the late emperor fought even more fiercely. 】
Hahahahahaha... Jiang Yueyang's laughter resounded throughout the entire hall.
Civil and Military Officials: Your Majesty’s childhood was truly colorful!
Emperor Yuan blushed with shame. He remembered this incident because it was so unforgettable.
My butt is already bruised, how can it not be unforgettable?
Jiang Yueyang laughed so hard that tears came out of her eyes. [I can't do it anymore. If I keep laughing, I'm going to die here. Your Majesty's melon... today... let's stop here for now. ]
Emperor Yuan slowly leaned back, and it was finally over.
Some officials with strong hearts said: Is this the end? No, I can still laugh at him 300 more times.
The system wanted to continue, [Host, would you like to listen to one more? I am going to talk about the emperor's sex education next. Are you sure you don't want to listen? ]
Emperor Yuan:!!!
Jiang Yueyang subconsciously wanted to say "listen", but inadvertently saw Lu Yunting in front of her.
For some reason, she didn't want to listen anymore.
She decisively refused: [No, I'm still a little girl, not suitable to listen to those things.]
System: […Host, haven’t you heard enough? ]
[I haven't heard of it, don't slander me. ]
Everyone: ...Could it be that those obscene stories we heard before were spread by ghosts?
The system remained silent.
Emperor Yuan took the opportunity to say, "Today's morning court session ends here! Jiang Yueyang, you have to copy the female rules for me twenty times!"
"Why?"
"Just copy if you're asked to."
[Ahhhh… Your Majesty must have entered menopause early! ]
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