[Is it a snake?] Jiang Yueyang shuddered instinctively, [I am most afraid of snakes.]
Some distant scenes emerged in his mind, and the Third Prince suddenly felt pain all over his body, especially his buttocks.
The system suppressed its laughter and replied: [No... no. He... he brought the Sixth Princess, who was only a few days old, over there.]
Jiang Yueyang blinked, [???]
[Host, can you imagine the shocked expression on the lecturer's face when the Third Prince took a baby out of the basket? ]
Jiang Yueyang nodded blankly. What level of naughty kid would do such a thing?
No, no, no, this is something that only a weird and naughty kid could do.
Jiang Yueyang asked: [Xiaogua, if I heard correctly, the teacher asked him to take care of the small animals, right? Although humans are also animals, he was so young at the time that he probably didn't realize this. How could he treat the Sixth Princess as a small animal? ]
[Because the Sixth Princess was white and chubby when she was born, the Empress and the Sixth Princess's mother often said that the Sixth Princess was as cute as a Persian cat. The Third Prince heard this so many times that he subconsciously thought that the Sixth Princess and a Persian cat were the same.]
The second prince looked at the third prince with an indescribable look, "What's wrong with this third brother's brain?"
Jiang Yueyang: […Xiaogua, you are right. The Third Prince is indeed the most like His Majesty. He can’t tell a man from a woman, a human from an animal. It’s outrageous. His father opened the door to outrageousness. It’s outrageous to the extreme.]
[Is that so? Compared to them, the host's brain circuit is simply too normal! ]
Jiang Yueyang: [……]
After a moment of silence, Jiang Yueyang curled her lips and replied sarcastically: [Yes, compared to your poisonous tongue, Your Majesty, their outrageous behavior is like "showing off one's skills in front of Guan Gong, overestimating one's own abilities."]
Now it was the system's turn to be struck speechless.
The third prince smelled a hint of gunpowder, and his originally bad mood instantly became infinitely good.
Make a noise, make as much noise as you can, so that you won’t remember to eat the melon.
Unfortunately, it didn't go as he wished.
After Jiang Yueyang confronted the autistic system, she asked happily: [What happened next? The Third Prince took the Sixth Princess to the academy, so wouldn’t the harem be in turmoil? ]
[The Sixth Princess's mother searched the entire palace but couldn't find her. She thought the Sixth Princess was in danger.
In grief, he wanted to hang himself to atone for his crime. But the Queen Mother discovered the clues and hurried to the school with her people.
When the lecturer learned that the baby was the sixth princess, he fainted from fright, and frightened all the princesses and princes into crying loudly.
The third prince was the oldest among the group of children. He shouted at everyone not to be afraid, saying that he had a way to wake the master up, and he also forbade the palace servants to call for the imperial physician.
Because he thought the master was so angry that he fainted, and was afraid that the queen would spank him after knowing it, so he blew into his hands twice, and slapped the master's face left and right.
Seeing that the master still didn't wake up, he asked the princesses to turn their backs, took off his pants and urinated on the master's face, and then told the eunuchs who served him that the book said that boy's urine can cure all diseases, and the master will definitely wake up after drinking it!
When the Queen and her people arrived, they happened to see this scene and heard the last sentence.
After making sure that the Sixth Princess was safe, the Queen Mother ordered someone to bring a bamboo stick. Regardless of her usual dignity and virtue, she pulled down the Third Prince's pants and spanked him on the buttocks.
While beating him, the Queen Mother said: How many times have I told you not to learn from your father, but to learn more from your brother? Why don’t you understand?
I took all precautions, and had someone stew a bowl of brains for you every day to nourish your brain, but in the end, your brain still follows your father's! You are a useless piece of shit, and I am so angry! 】
[Hahaha...] Jiang Yueyang laughed heartily in her heart, [So, the Queen Mother would also indirectly scold Your Majesty for being brainless?
Haha... I don't know what kind of brain the Queen gave the Third Prince to eat. I hope it's not pig brain, because the more he eats, the dumber he will become. 】
The system said calmly: [It’s just a pig brain. ]
Jiang Yueyang laughed even louder, [This shouldn't be the case. The Queen is such a smart person, why would she feed the Third Prince pig brains? ]
【She wanted to fight fire with fire.】
[Hahahaha… Birds of a feather flock together. The Queen’s way of thinking is also very different.]
The third prince nodded silently, saying, "This can't be entirely blamed on me, it's just because of my roots."
Blame it on my father!
Emperor Yuan: Hehehe...
For some reason, the second prince now felt somewhat fortunate.
The system said: [Later, the lecturer said that he was a normal person and could not teach the third prince, so he resolutely resigned.
After the Third Prince recovered from his injuries, he wanted to go and apologize to the Sixth Princess' mother. Unexpectedly, there was a wooden sign at the entrance of the palace, and a dog was tied to it.
Jiang Yueyang asked with a smile: [Doesn't the wooden sign say: The Third Prince and dogs are not allowed to enter? ]
[No, no, no, the sign says: The Third Prince is not allowed to enter, the dog is a VIP.]
【Why is this? 】
[Because the Third Prince is afraid of dogs!] The system suddenly burst into laughter, [Hahaha... It's understandable that he's afraid of dogs, but host, do you know? The dog tied at the entrance of the palace was only born a dozen days ago.]
Jiang Yueyang: [……]
Jiang Yueyang was silent for a moment, then laughed out loud with the system. The two laughters rose and fell like a surging river, drowning the third prince.
The third prince looked indifferent to life and death, and his technique of peeling pine nuts had become more and more proficient.
After Jiang Yueyang finished laughing, she looked up at the Third Prince who was working hard to peel pine nuts, and then took out a bag of walnuts from the food box.
On the surface, she took it out of the food box, but in fact she had just bought it from the mall.
She pushed the walnuts in the net bag toward the Third Prince and said sincerely, "Your Highness, you should eat more walnuts. They can nourish your brain."
The Third Prince snorted coldly and deliberately asked directly: "Jiang Yueyang, are you scolding me for being brainless?"
"I did not say that. Your Highness misinterpreted my meaning."
The Third Prince laughed angrily, "Should I still apologize to you?"
"If Your Highness wants to talk, I don't mind."
The Third Prince: “…”
Seeing that the Third Prince was about to lose his patience, Jiang Yueyang quickly stood up and said, "Your Highnesses, it is getting late, I should go home."
The Second Prince was also worried that the Third Prince would get sick from Jiang Yueyang's anger, so he quickly stood up to see him off.
"I'll see Master Xiao Jiang off."
"No, your body has not recovered yet, so you'd better rest more. It's only a few steps away, I can leave on my own."
After Jiang Yueyang finished speaking, he bowed to the two of them and took his leave. He turned around and walked a few steps, then went back to serve the pine nuts that the Third Prince had peeled.
"If His Majesty Walnut does not want these, then I will..."
Before Jiang Yueyang could finish her words, the Third Prince took the bag of walnuts into his arms.
"There's no reason to take back something you gave to someone else!"
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