Chapter 162: Systematic Tea Talk



"Do you like spicy food?"

Several people responded in unison, "Eat."

Then, Jiang Yueyang sprinkled the three seasonings evenly on the skewers, and after grilling them for half a minute, they were ready to eat.

Several people immediately took a skewer each, and after taking a bite, their eyes suddenly lit up. This skewer of meat was so delicious.

The Duchess of England exclaimed: "Lord Xiao Jiang's cooking skills are so good. It tastes better than all the barbecue I have eaten before."

"You are too kind, ma'am."

"Master Xiao Jiang just sprinkled something on the meat. It smells so good?" Mrs. Shen asked.

"Chili powder, cumin, and pepper."

"What is that?"

“Some edible spices.”

Mrs. Shen didn't ask any more questions and ate the skewers in her hand one bite after another.

The air was filled with the aroma of chili peppers, making the man on the other side drool.

Emperor Yuan sniffed the unique fragrance in the air and couldn't help but ask, "Why is it so fragrant over there?"

No one answered, because they didn't know. At this time, Emperor Yuan saw Jiang Yueyang throwing something on the skewers.

"Xie Xu, go over and find out how they roast the meat so deliciously."

Hearing this, Xie Xu stood up and walked towards Jiang Yueyang.

As he slowly approached the group, he heard the Duchess of England say, "No, I have to drink some wine to enjoy this delicious barbecue. Do you want to join me?"

Gu Ruo and the others nodded reservedly, and Jiang Yueyang waved her hand to refuse, "I won't drink it."

The system laughed and said, [Haha... The host really can't drink, otherwise it would be very embarrassing if he got drunk and went crazy.]

Madam Shen lowered her head and smiled secretly. She had heard from Censor Shen about Jiang Yueyang's drunken madness.

The Duke of England's wife also heard from the Duke of England that at that time, the Duke of England imitated Jiang Yueyang's accent and sang those two songs that satirized His Majesty as a clown to her.

Lord Xiao Jiang is so talented.

Jiang Yueyang: [Little melon, I recently learned about my rights as a host. I found that in addition to being able to lock you up in a small dark room, I can also silence you. Tell me, do you want to be a mute host? ]

Upon hearing this, the system immediately said: [I know that the host is kind-hearted and has a sharp tongue but a soft heart. He will definitely not treat me like that.]

[I am beautiful but I have a vicious heart and I will never let go of any grudge.]

[Oh, the moon is so round today.] The system clumsily changed the subject, [It would be unreasonable not to eat some melon under such a beautiful moonlight. I have a melon about drunkenness here, would you like to listen to it, host?]

Xie Xu paused, and the group of people who were eating meat on the other side also paused.

Three melons a day, what a high yield!

Before Jiang Yueyang could say whether she wanted to listen or not, Xie Xu's voice came over.

"Master Xiao Jiang."

Jiang Yueyang and others present looked over when they heard the sound.

"His Majesty asked me to come and ask how you roasted the meat so deliciously."

Jiang Yueyang answered without hesitation: "I sprinkled spices on the skewers."

Xie Xu glanced at what Jiang Yueyang was holding, nodded, then turned around and went back.

At this time, the maid who went to get the wine came back with two jugs of wine and several wine glasses.

The Duke of England personally poured wine for the group and said, "Come on, come on, let's indulge ourselves tonight and not go home until we are drunk!"

"Okay!" Mrs. Shen agreed.

Gu Ruo took the wine glass and smiled. They didn’t dare to indulge themselves as so many people were watching them!

On the other side, Xie Xu told Emperor Yuan about Jiang Yueyang's method of grilling meat with spices.

"What spices?"

“No.”

Emperor Yuan: “…”

Emperor Yuan was quite speechless and said: "Go and ask her to order some."

Xie Xu did not move. "Spices are expensive. I am embarrassed to accept them."

Hearing this, Emperor Yuan looked at Minister Jiang across from him and called out suggestively, "My dear minister?"

Minister Jiang: “…”

Minister Jiang cursed impatiently in his heart, "You don't think you can ask yourself?"

Am I your father?

Do I have to take care of your eating, drinking, defecating and urinating?

Although his heart was full of resentment, Minister Jiang still stood up and walked towards Jiang Yueyang step by step.

Seeing that Jiang Yueyang was silent and only focused on grilling meat, the system had no choice but to cry and say: [Host sister, don’t you love me anymore? Do you really want to be that heartless and unfaithful woman?

I have devoted my body and soul to you. If you don't want me anymore, I might as well buy a piece of tofu and kill myself! 】

Jiang Yueyang: [……]

Minister Jiang: [……]

Everyone who heard the inner voice: [……]

The barbecue in the third prince's mouth fell to the ground with a plop. What was going on?

The system completely disregarded the lives of others and continued to talk in a tea-like manner: [Yes, I am just a cold system. When it is cold, I cannot warm the bed for my sister, let alone give her kisses and hugs.

Don't blame my sister for abandoning me, blame myself for not being good enough. Don't worry, I won't pester you. I will automatically disappear in front of my brother and sister and silently protect them. 】

Lu Yunting inexplicably felt like he was being manipulated.

The married people of Emperor Yuan were stunned. Why did these words sound so familiar?

Those who couldn't understand the conversation were full of doubts. What did Lord Xiao Jiang do to that little kid?

Why does it sound like a heartless man trying to cheat people out of money and sex...

Duke of England: At this time, the lady had already slapped him.

The third prince was overjoyed, hahahaha... Jiang Yueyang, there will also be a day when you will be so blocked that you cannot speak!

[Brother and sister, don't worry about me. I can take care of myself. The worst thing is to be heartbroken, torn to pieces, and in so much pain that you want to die... I'm fine.]

The Duchess of England is very familiar with the system's pretentious tone. It's just the words that concubines usually say when they want to stir up trouble!

Wow, this little kid has learned it so vividly.

It has that flavor!

Jiang Yueyang laughed out of anger. She really didn't expect the system would suddenly do this to her.

Fortunately, no one else could hear what he said, otherwise others would definitely think that she had done something cruel and heartless to the system.

But I have to say that System has mastered the tea ceremony to the highest level, even a perfect green tea player has to call him "Master"!

Seeing that Jiang Yueyang still had no obvious reaction, the system prepared to release his green tea skills again.

[Host sister...]

[That's enough!] Jiang Yueyang interrupted him, [I give in to you! If you have something to say, just let it out. If you have something to say, just expose it. Don't use those words to disgust me! I'll vomit!]

Upon hearing this, the system responded happily, [Okay! ]

[However, I am very curious, who did you learn all those tea talk from? ]

【Mrs. Shen.】

Mrs. Shen, who wanted to be invisible: [……]

Jiang Yueyang subconsciously looked at Madam Shen opposite her. She couldn't tell that Madam Shen was a top-notch green tea.

System: [Host, are you listening? I'm about to start talking about drunken gossip.]

【Just say it.】

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