Jiang Yueyang thought for a moment and said, "Okay, I'll forgive you this time. But if you dare to call me like His Majesty in the future, you'll be dead!"
The system immediately assured: [Host, rest assured, I will not curse you so badly! At most, I will call you like the Third Prince.]
Emperor Yuan: That’s enough!
[What did you say? ] Jiang Yueyang narrowed her eyes slightly.
The system laughed dryly twice, [Slip of the tongue. ]
The civil and military officials were all laughing in their hearts. His Majesty was definitely a big victim. No matter whose melon Lord Xiao Jiang ate, he was always on the list of injured people!
Moreover, injuries come first!
The owner of the melon has to admit defeat and say thank you to him.
In addition, that little kid's mouth is also very powerful, and he can always stab Lord Xiao Jiang with a slight bite.
Flexible and shameless.
If they were put in the imperial court, they would either be cunning or treacherous ministers.
Jiang Yueyang snorted coldly, and the system said hurriedly: [The Third Prince and the host... No, the Third Prince has many shady hobbies, the most normal of which is reading novels. ]
The civil and military officials secretly thought that the similarity between Lord Xiao Jiang and the Third Prince might be that they both loved reading novels.
I wonder what kind of novels Lord Xiao Jiang usually reads?
Jiang Yueyang: I am not a very talented person, but I have read all kinds of novels, and my favorite is the one about being slapped in the face!
Colleagues, would you like to come and experience it for yourself?
It’s so cool!
[Although the Third Prince loves to read novels, he doesn't read all novels. He only reads folk tales and martial arts novels.
Therefore, he believed that there were ghosts in this world, and he had a dream of being a martial artist. He dreamed that one day he would be able to travel the world with a sword and defeat demons along the way.
Hearing this, Emperor Yuan and the Crown Prince immediately recalled an event that happened not too long ago.
Emperor Yuan showed a look of disappointment, today's melon was not fresh.
The prince smiled and shook his head, the matter could no longer be concealed.
A disgusting scene emerged in the third prince's mind, and he immediately felt nauseous and began to retch.
Guo Yuanzheng quietly walked to the side of the Third Prince, quietly took out the silver needle, and then quietly said: "Third Prince, you don't look very well, is your wound hurting again?"
The third prince suppressed his nausea and replied "yes", and then the long silver needle was inserted into the Neiguan acupoint.
(Note: Located on the palm side of the forearm, 2 inches above the transverse wrist crease, between the radial flexor carpi tendon and the palmaris longus tendon.)
Jiang Yueyang glanced in their direction and found nothing wrong. The third prince was indeed injured.
[So... this story about the Third Prince happened when he was traveling around the world with a sword? ]
[That’s right.] The system said, [When the third prince was fourteen years old, he ran out of the palace secretly, carrying a bundle and a peach wood sword, without telling the emperor and empress.
Killing demons and monsters, upholding justice, robbing the rich to help the poor, being a hero and saving the beauty...these are all beautiful ideas.
But reality is often cruel!
The Third Prince never dreamed that he would be robbed just after leaving the capital. And he was raped! 】
【Wow~ So exciting! 】
The civil and military officials also found it exciting. Was the Third Prince no longer innocent at that time?
Normally, princes would learn to do that kind of thing when they reached a certain age.
But the crown prince and the third prince are different.
The Queen Mother was afraid that they would indulge in sexual activities and thus exhaust their bodies, so she did not allow them to come into contact with women too early.
Therefore, the Third Prince and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince were both virgins before they were fifteen years old.
Although they are allowed to have contact with women after the age of fifteen, they only want to find a woman they like to share their hearts and bodies with.
So much so that until now... there is no woman around the two of them.
I wonder if the Queen Mother regrets her decision.
The system said: [The situation at that time was like this. The third prince was walking on a small mountain path with a bag on his back, and then he encountered a group of bandits who wanted to rob his bride.
The Third Prince's blood immediately boiled, and he drew out his peach wood sword and blocked the way of the bandits! 】
[What? He dares to fight a group of bandits alone? ]
Jiang Yueyang recalled the scene of the Third Prince dealing with the giant black bear. He had some kung fu skills, but not much.
But the problem is that he was only fourteen years old at that time and probably didn't have the ability he has now.
Even if there is, it would be difficult to defeat a group of bandits, right?
General Zhenguo touched his unshaved stubble thoughtfully. It seemed that the third prince had a serious illness when he was fourteen years old.
After he recovered from his illness, he borrowed twenty personal soldiers from him.
Could it be that it was used to suppress bandits?
System: [They didn’t fight. ]
【Oh! Then he should be thankful that people only cared about his body, otherwise he wouldn't be alive until now.】
The Third Prince: “…”
The civil and military officials smiled and nodded, it was time to express their gratitude.
General Zhenguo: ??? If this is the understanding, then wouldn’t the Third Prince be repaying kindness with enmity?
After hearing Jiang Yueyang's words, the system couldn't help but burst into laughter!
[The person holding the prince's body in the picture is not the bandits, but the bride sitting in the sedan chair! ]
Jiang Yueyang opened her eyes wide in confusion, [What's going on? ]
All the civil and military officials also asked in their hearts what was going on.
Lu Yunting felt a sense of sympathy, but he felt that his situation should be better than that of the third prince.
After all, he is capable of protecting himself!
The system explained: [The bride is a fat woman weighing several hundred kilograms, and is extremely ugly. Even if she is very rich, no man is willing to marry her.]
【That……】
Before Jiang Yueyang could ask the question in her mind, the system continued: [The reason why she pretended to pass by that place on her way to get married was because she heard that there was a group of bandits who specialized in robbing passing brides and taking them back to be their wives.
So she wanted the bandits to kidnap her and take her home as their wife.
Seeing that the Third Prince, a weakling with delicate skin and flesh, wanted to be a hero and save the beauty, the bandits wanted to teach him a lesson and then rob him of his money.
But suddenly one of the bandits recognized the sedan bearer as the servant of the ugly monster who was famous far and wide, and he ran away.
The Third Prince thought that the bandits were scared away by him, and he was extremely proud, like a peacock spreading its tail! Little did he know that they were scared away by the bride in the sedan chair.
Hahahaha... Jiang Yueyang's laughter resounded throughout the hall.
The civil and military officials really didn't expect the plot to take this direction. After being stunned for a moment, they laughed wildly in their hearts.
Emperor Yuan couldn't help but smile secretly. He knew that the third prince had been raped at that time, but he didn't know there were such twists and turns in the story.
Along with Jiang Yueyang's laughter, the system continued: [Although the bride is ugly, she has a very nice voice.
She sat in the sedan chair and said to the Third Prince: "My Lord, I have no way to repay you for saving my life today, so I will only pledge my love to you." The Third Prince was bewitched by her voice and followed her without knowing what was going on.
Jiang Yueyang asked while laughing: [So...did the Third Prince lose his virginity?]
PS: I saw many readers guessed the third prince, but in fact the third prince does have a desire to protect Jiang Yueyang.
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