[Host, listen to me, girls should not be too sensitive, nor too serious. Such a personality is not pleasing...]
The system continued to chatter in a pinched voice, and Jiang Yueyang could no longer bear it and roared: [You, shut up! ]
【Okay! 】
The system responded very quickly, and the sound returned to normal electronic sound.
Jiang Yueyang took a deep breath and said angrily and weakly: [Xiaogua, you have to know that you are a gossipy melon-eating system, not a coquettish green tea system!
I admit that you are good at making tea, but eating melons is your job. Besides, I don’t like drinking tea! 】
[Got it. The host is simple-minded but strong-limbed, and cannot learn this kind of advanced tea art. In order not to frustrate your self-esteem, I will try to reduce the tea art demonstration in the future. ]
Hahaha……
Civil and military officials covered their mouths and laughed wildly. This little kid's courage fluctuated, and it was really hard to cope with it!
Jiang Yueyang was completely speechless by the system. Which idiot created this idiot?
Once it has passed the quality inspection, it will be put into use!
Damn!
If I ever see that idiot, I'll definitely break his head open to see what kind of shit is inside!
After cursing the creator of the system in his heart, Jiang Yueyang let out a long sigh.
That's all. He is just a bunch of cold data. I am a magnanimous person. I won't bother with him this time!
[Where were you talking about? ] Jiang Yueyang asked expressionlessly.
The system crashed for a while and then said: [It was said that Ji Xuan cut up all of Master Ji's underwear, and then Master Ji had to come to court without underwear. ]
[This... Master Ji, shouldn't you hang him up and beat him? ]
[No, Master Ji doesn't use the "stick makes a good son" method to educate his children. At most, he just hits the palm of his hand. It's a pity that Master Ji doesn't understand Ji Xuan's heart. Ji Xuan would like to be hung up and beaten. ]
Jiang Yueyang's pupils shrank slightly, [What do you mean by this? ]
Civil and Military Officials: What does it mean?
【He has a quirk.】
Quirk?
What quirk?
This question popped up in the minds of all the civil and military officials. I haven't heard that Ji Xuan has any unknown quirks?
Lord Ji was also puzzled. Did that boy have a strange quirk?
Emperor Yuan was inexplicably excited, but it did not stop him from discussing state affairs with the Left Prime Minister.
Now, he has mastered the skill of multitasking.
Jiang Yueyang became a little interested and asked: [What quirks does he have? ]
[He is a...]
The system paused deliberately for a while, which instantly made the hearts of civil and military officials hang high.
What is it?
You better tell me quickly.
Don't make me kneel down and beg you!
[He is a masochist! What do you think? Unexpected, right? ]
Civil and Military Officials: What is Shameless M?
Lord Wei, who had learned a lot of strange words from a certain author's martial arts novels, silently took out a booklet from his sleeve.
Then he picked up the charcoal pencil inside and wanted to write the word "masochism" on it.
But after writing the word "抖", he found that he seemed not to be able to write the letter "M", so he could only draw a △ instead.
This △ also records many words that Jiang Yueyang and Xiaogua have said, such as "fuck", "laozi", "ta meow", "awesome", "OK", "love-brain" and "green tea", which are words with the same pronunciation but different meanings.
If Jiang Yueyang knew that Lord Wei was so studious, she would definitely reward him with a little red flower.
Jiang Yueyang nodded and said in surprise: [Mr. Ji's son is actually a masochist, how surprising. I didn't expect that there are such people in this world. ]
Civil and military officials were scratching their heads. What on earth does Masochism mean? Can't you explain it?
Lord Ji felt a little uneasy. From Lord Xiao Jiang's tone, it seemed that masochism was not a good thing.
[But I don’t understand.] Jiang Yueyang was a little confused, [Master Ji didn’t abuse him, why would he have a masochistic tendency?]
Civil and military officials immediately grasped the key point. Could it be that "masochism" means being masochistic?
Emperor Yuan couldn't help but look at the elegant Lord Ji. He looked quite normal. How could the son he gave birth to be...
Lord Ji raised his eyes inadvertently and happened to meet Emperor Yuan's gaze.
Then, he immediately understood what was in Emperor Yuan’s eyes.
He remained silent. Your Majesty, you look quite normal, but the prince you gave birth to is not quite normal either.
We are all the same, so let's not blame each other.
The system replied: [Because he has low self-esteem, feels that his parents don't love him, feels that he is a loser, and is inferior to his brothers and sisters in every way. This is why he deliberately made trouble to attract the attention of Lord Ji.
Master Ji had many children, so he didn't show much love and care for Ji Xuan, a child who wasn't very smart. Over time, he felt that he was an unnecessary child to Master Ji and his wife. 】
Lord Ji was stunned. Why would he think so?
If he didn't love him, he would have kicked him out long ago for all the bad things he did.
Jiang Yueyang sighed, [This is probably the reason why women in the new century don't dare to have a second child easily?
If the water in a bowl is not evenly distributed, it is easy to cause psychological harm to the child. By the way, in which aspect does Ji Xuan's masochistic tendency mainly manifest? 】
【Mainly manifested in "verbal abuse" and "physical abuse." 】
【Please elaborate.】
[Every night, Ji Xuan would have his personal servant whip him, and he also asked the servant to whip him while calling him trash, garbage, idiot, and a waste of food.]
After hearing these words, all the civil and military officials fell silent.
Lord Ji was shaken. Every day?
The two words "every day" are obviously very ordinary words, but now they are like a sharp knife, stabbing his heart again and again, making him feel a piercing pain.
Jiang Yueyang pondered for a moment and then slowly asked: [Can this disease be cured? ]
Hearing this, Lord Ji immediately pricked up his ears and listened carefully.
【Mental illness is hard to describe. It is not an incurable disease, but it is difficult to cure. As the old saying goes, mental illness requires mental medicine.
He felt that he was not good and his parents did not love him, so he became ill. If only Master Ji and the others could affirm him and give him enough love, maybe he could be cured, right?
After all...love can heal everything. 】
Jiang Yueyang looked at Master Ji who was not far ahead, and said in a bad tone: [I really don't know how Master Ji can be a father. He didn't even notice that his child had such a serious psychological problem! ]
[This is what happens in a family with many children. Should the host take care of it? ]
[Forget it, I don’t know how to manage it. ]
Jiang Yueyang covered her mouth and yawned loudly. Halfway through, she suddenly realized that there were fewer people attending the court today.
[Uh... why are there so many fewer people? ]
[Look at the missing people. Are they the ones who invigilated with you during the imperial examination on the ninth day? ]
Jiang Yueyang didn't answer, she had already reacted.
The system laughed loudly upon seeing this, [Host, you are such a failure as the examiner, aren't you? As the examiner, you are not qualified to grade the test papers! Hahahaha...]
Kill people and destroy their hearts!
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