Chapter 213 Eating too many sweet potatoes will cause you to fart



The next day, Jiang Yueyang appeared in court on time.

Yesterday, she handled a bunch of cases involving animals.

I thought it would be just that outrageous, but who would have thought today's case would be even more outrageous.

She is in charge of the heavens and the earth, the people and the animals, and today she even manages the flowers, plants and trees.

"Princess, please help me. His child peed on a banana tree behind my house and killed it."

"Princess, his banana tree looked like it was about to die. It wasn't killed by my child's pee!"

"A pee? He was about to die? You really can confuse right and wrong!" The man looked at Jiang Yueyang, "Princess, the banana tree in my house has always been growing very healthy.

If his child hadn't peed on it eight times a day, my banana tree wouldn't look like it's dying!"

The man became more and more angry as he spoke, and he roared at the child's parents: "Do you have no toilet at home or does your child have some habit that he has to pee on other people's banana trees!"

"What does a kid know?"

"Children don't understand, don't you adults understand either?"

"It's just a banana tree, what's the big deal?"

"How could it be possible? My mother planted it herself!"

"When your mother was alive, you never took such good care of her things. You are so hypocritical!"

Jiang Yueyang looked at the two people who were arguing fiercely and sighed helplessly. What was going on?

"quiet!"

The two stopped arguing after hearing the sound.

A quarter of an hour later.

Under Jiang Yueyang's mediation, the parents of the naughty child compensated the owner of the banana tree for the loss and promised to discipline their child well in the future.

Jiang Yueyang looked at the child's parents and reminded them, "It's not normal for a six or seven-year-old to urinate so much in a day. You should take him to see a doctor. Don't make sure he's sick."

"Thank you for your reminder, Princess. The brat has been running wild all day long. He doesn't look sick at all. He just drank too much water."

Hearing this, Jiang Yueyang didn't say anything else. Anyway, she had reminded everyone that needed to be reminded.

However, the reason why naughty children urinate frequently may be that they drink too much water.

After the matter with the banana tree was over, a woman came up, and this time it was the flowers and plants.

She said she planted an osmanthus tree, but it was cut down one night half a month ago.

She suspected that it was her neighbor who cut the tree down because her neighbor couldn't stand the scent of osmanthus flowers, and the two families had had many disputes over this matter.

Two days later, Jiang Yueyang finally met Governor Yan in the court, whom she had not seen for a long time.

Without even thinking, she thrust the gavel into his hand and said, "Master Yan, I leave this to you!"

After saying this, without waiting for Governor Yan to react, Jiang Yueyang ordered his men to quickly flee the county government office.

"Princess, don't go!" The people shouted at her not to leave.

Jiang Yueyang turned a deaf ear and walked faster.

An hour later, she and Ye Wuhen set out on the journey back to Beijing.

Jiang Yueyang glanced at the young man that Ye Wuhen had brought to escort the items, "Does your "Blood Demon Pavilion" still have a base in Luoyang?"

"Luoyang is a prosperous place." The meaning is self-evident.

Because they couldn't move fast with the goods, they arrived in the capital three days later.

Before entering the city, Jiang Yueyang packed all the fruits into boxes and drove them directly to the palace gate.

When the imperial guards stationed at the palace gate saw that she had brought so many things in, they immediately sent someone in to report it.

Soon, Li Fuquan and Aunt Monk came out with their people.

"Master Xiao Jiang, His Majesty invites you."

Jiang Yueyang asked Ye Wuhen to take his men back, while she followed Li Fuquan into the palace.

***

Outside the Huaqing Palace, the Emperor, Empress and the Minister of Agriculture looked at the contents of the boxes and sacks with shining eyes.

The Minister of Agriculture took out a sweet potato from the sack and asked, "Master Xiao Jiang, what is this?"

"sweet potato."

"This... So this is what sweet potato fruit looks like!"

Emperor Yuan looked around but didn't see the sweet potato seedlings he was thinking about, so he couldn't help but ask, "Jiang Yueyang, where are the sweet potato seedlings?"

"Your Majesty, the sweet potato seedlings cannot be preserved for long, so I bought the sweet potatoes directly."

"You mean we can plant fruits directly?"

Jiang Yueyang nodded, "Yes, but the cost will be high. I do not recommend this method of planting."

Emperor Yuan was speechless, "Then why are you still buying it?"

"I bought them for your majesty and the adults to taste, as an apology for my last mistake. As for the sweet potato seedlings for planting, you can buy them after the spring."

“Sweet potatoes are free?”

Hearing this, the Empress awkwardly tugged at Emperor Yuan's sleeve, suggesting that he should be shameless.

Emperor Yuan gently pulled back his sleeves. I have lost my face a long time ago. Money is the most real thing!

Jiang Yueyang said arrogantly: "No money."

Emperor Yuan was happy. Thinking of the ways of eating sweet potatoes that Jiang Yueyang had mentioned before, he planned to have someone roast a few and eat them later.

The Queen shook her head helplessly upon seeing this, and then looked at the fruits in the box.

"Master Xiao Jiang, what kind of fruit is this?" she asked, pointing at a coconut.

"It's a coconut. It has coconut water and white flesh inside."

"What about this?"

"Red pomegranate, a fruit that I like to eat."

Jiang Yueyang took out a hand-painted book from the box and said, "There are many fruits drawn on it. Your Majesty can learn about these fruits according to the pictures above."

Seeing that she looked tired, the Empress immediately turned around and said to Emperor Yuan: "Lady Xiao Jiang probably hasn't had a good rest these days. Your Majesty, why don't you let her go back and rest first?"

Thinking of what happened in Luoyang, Emperor Yuan frowned and nodded, "Jiang Yueyang, you go back first."

"Thank you, Your Majesty, and thank you, Your Majesty. I will take my leave."

***

The next day, Jiang Yueyang stood in the Hall of Supreme Harmony in a rare state of high spirits. At a glance, he found that Kong Jijiu and the Minister of Personnel were both in the court.

In other words, the examination papers have been graded!

It’s quite fast!

At this time, Emperor Yuan came.

After he sat down, all the civil and military officials bowed to Emperor Yuan in unison.

"His Majesty!"

"His Majesty!"

Jiang Yueyang and Su Guogong spoke at the same time, and the latter's heart skipped a beat. What a bad fate!

Duke Su turned around and looked at her, "Master Xiao Jiang, you go first."

"Let Duke Su go first. His Majesty has said that we should respect the old and love the young."

Emperor Yuan: “…”

Duke Su: “…”

"Actually, I just...just wanted to remind Your Majesty that he ate without wiping his mouth clean."

Emperor Yuan: “…”

After hearing Duke Su's words, Jiang Yueyang and all the civil and military officials subconsciously looked at Emperor Yuan's mouth.

Then, they saw that Emperor Yuan’s mouth was a little black, and there were some white crumbs at the corners of his mouth.

"Ah~ Your Majesty, are you eating roasted sweet potatoes so early in the morning? I forgot to tell you yesterday that eating too many sweet potatoes will..."

“Puff~Puff~Puff~”

"...will fart." Jiang Yueyang continued.

Emperor Yuan's face turned red instantly, and all the civil and military officials slowly lowered their heads and tried hard to hold back their laughter.

“Puff~Puff~Puff~”

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