[The Taoist priest was so unprofessional, why didn't Master Ke arrest him and give him a good lesson? 】
[Why didn't he catch him?] The system laughed, [Ke Ming was tortured badly by that wandering Taoist priest.]
Everyone present: How bad is it? Tell us in detail!
Jiang Yueyang asked on behalf of everyone: [How miserable is it? ]
Whenever Ke Ming felt unwell, his mother would ask the Taoist priest for talisman paper and boil water for him to drink.
In order to comfort his mother, Ke Ming forced himself to drink the magic water every time.
Later, Ke Ming had been married for two years without a child. The Taoist said that Ke Ming lacked yang energy and his wife had too much yin energy, so Ke Ming and his wife needed to go out in the scorching sun for an hour every day at noon.
In addition, Ke Ming also had to sleep naked with several strong men to replenish his Yang energy.
Jiang Yueyang looked very upset, [This... being exposed to the scorching sun for an hour is fine, but sleeping naked with several strong men, can Master Ke do it? ]
Emperor Yuan cast a strange look at Ke Ming. The scene was so beautiful that he couldn't even imagine it.
The Duke of England tried to imagine it, and he shuddered and got goose bumps all over his body.
Ke Ming lowered his head tightly, trying hard to ignore the glances falling on him.
The system said: [With Ke Ming's personality, he would not be able to do that kind of thing at all, but his mother cried, made a scene, and even threatened to hang herself. There was nothing he could do, so Ke Ming could only do it.]
[Really...really asleep?] Jiang Yueyang couldn't believe it.
【I fell asleep.】
Everyone present was shocked. Lord Ke was not only a filial son, but also a brave warrior!
ox!
King Yan thought to himself that he would rather be childless for the rest of his life than sleep naked with a group of men!
Seeing that the host remained silent for a long time, the system said again: [Although Ke Ming did as he was told, he also thought that if it didn't work, he would definitely put the Taoist priest in jail! No...]
[Unexpectedly, Mr. Ke’s wife is really pregnant, right? ] Jiang Yueyang interrupted.
The system hummed, [His wife is pregnant. ]
Hearing this, everyone couldn't help but doubt what the system had said before. Is that Taoist priest really a charlatan?
Do you really have no skills at all?
Those officials who were married but had no children could not help but want to find Lord Ke to introduce the Taoist priest.
Jiang Yueyang clicked her tongue twice, [This is good, Mr. Ke’s mother believes in that Taoist priest even more.]
[Yes, except for Ke Ming, the entire Ke family believed in the Taoist priest.]
[Hehe~] Jiang Yueyang's mouth twitched, [The whole family is superstitious, it's really hard for Master Ke, the only child, to survive! ]
The civil and military officials nodded secretly and muttered in their hearts that superstition is not scary, but being superstitious to that extent is really fatal!
[Oh! These are all child's play!] The system's voice came again.
Jiang Yueyang asked: [Is there anything even more outrageous? ]
Everyone swallowed and thought, is sleeping naked with a group of men just child's play?
How outrageous will the following be?
The system responded heavily, [Half a year after Ke Ming's wife gave birth to a daughter, Ke Ming's mother wanted a grandson.
So, she went to the Taoist priest to ask how to give birth to a boy. The Taoist priest said that if she wanted to give birth to a boy, Ke Ming had to drink boy's urine for three consecutive days. Moreover, the boy's urine had to be...】
[Wait.] Jiang Yueyang interrupted the system, [Why is it Mr. Ke who drinks it and not his wife? Generally speaking, isn't it for pregnant women to drink?]
[Because the Taoist priest said that the key to whether a baby is a boy or a girl lies in the man.]
Hearing this, Jiang Yueyang felt a little surprised, [A charlatan knows this? ]
[I said before that the charlatan knows a little bit about medicine. ]
Everyone: So... what they mean is... whether the baby is a boy or a girl depends on the man?
[What then? ] Jiang Yueyang continued to ask.
【Then, Ke Ming's mother and wife coaxed Ke Ming into drinking a bowl of boy's urine.】
[Oh my god! This is too terrible!] Jiang Yueyang exclaimed.
The forgotten memories and tastes instantly rushed to his mind, and Ke Ming felt nauseous and retched, even tears came out of his eyes.
Others also felt a little nauseous and their stomachs churned.
Emperor Yuan decided that in the future, when he attended the morning court, he would try not to eat breakfast.
System: [Afterwards, Ke Ming realized that he had drunk boy's urine. He could no longer tolerate it and took people to arrest the Taoist priest and put him in jail.
However, the Taoist priest had many followers. Those followers went to the Ministry of Justice and said that the Taoist priest had not cheated them. They all gave money voluntarily and asked the Ministry of Justice to release the man.
Because of the large number of people, the Taoist priest did not use this opportunity to make a lot of money, so the Ministry of Justice had no choice but to release him.
The Taoist priest had a quarrel with Ke Ming as soon as he came out of the prison, and he would cheat Ke Ming whenever he had the chance. The Taoist priest was also angry about the red shorts incident, and he deliberately made trouble for him.
Jiang Yueyang looked at Ke Ming's back with sympathy, "Master Ke's mother believes in that Taoist priest so much. I'm really worried that one day, Master Ke will eat shit."
After these words were spoken, everyone felt that there was a high possibility that Lord Ke would really eat shit.
Ke Ming also had this feeling and felt uneasy.
The system suddenly burst into laughter.
Hearing this laughter, Jiang Yueyang felt that what he had just said might have come true.
No way?
[Host, your mouth must have been blessed! ] The system laughed non-stop, [Although Ke Ming hasn't eaten shit yet, he will soon. ]
[Soon?]
The system hummed, [Isn't Ke Ming injured? In addition to wearing red shorts, the Taoist priest also asked Ke Ming's mother to boil sheep dung eggs for him to drink!
Ke Ming's mother couldn't find the sheep dung balls at the moment, so she hadn't made the medicine for Ke Ming to drink.
But I think, considering how superstitious Ke Ming's mother was about the Taoist priest, Ke Ming would not be able to escape the medicine with sheep dung added. 】
After hearing what the system said, Jiang Yueyang said, "Amitabha," [Master Ke, have a safe journey! ]
Ke Ming: “…”
Everyone present mourned for Ke Ming in silence, and at the same time they were secretly glad that they did not have such a superstitious mother.
At this moment, a guard came in hurriedly from outside, "Your Majesty, urgent news from the front line, General Feng has been arrested!"
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