[Hey~ Lord Shen, the Minister of Dali Temple, is still asleep! ]
Jiang Yueyang instinctively looked towards the Dali Temple Minister, and was speechless the moment she saw him. [Little melon, are you still asleep? His eyes are so wide open, you say he is sleeping? ]
[Host, you can question me and say I am joking with you, but you cannot question that I am not awake. I don’t need to sleep! ]
Jiang Yueyang: [……]
[My melon is real!] The system snorted, [What's wrong with opening your eyes? Don't you let me sleep with my eyes open?]
Everyone:!!!
Jiang Yueyang widened her eyes in shock, [Master Shen sleeps with his eyes open? ]
[Yes! ] The system responded loudly.
The civil and military officials glanced furtively at the Dali Temple Chief Justice who had his eyes open, and apart from his somewhat dull expression, there was no sign that he was sleeping.
The skill of sleeping with eyes open...
That’s great!
No one knows when I go to bed or sleep!
Jiang Yueyang was extremely envious, [I also want to sleep with my eyes open... I can sleep when I am tired after attending court and no one will notice. ]
Upon hearing this, the system poured a bucket of cold water on him, [Don’t even think about it, this kind of skill can’t be learned just by wanting to! ]
Seeing that the system's tone was still so aggressive, Jiang Yueyang slightly frowned, "Little melon, don't yell at me. I was just asking a reasonable question just now, and I didn't yell at you. If you continue to be so aggressive, do you think I will punish you?"
As soon as these words were spoken, all the civil and military officials felt a chill and shrank back unconsciously.
Emperor Yuan also swallowed subconsciously. The signs of this girl getting angry were so frightening.
Time stood still for a moment...
Suddenly, the system smiled flatteringly, [Host, how dare I go against your will? I just... had a seizure! Yes, I did have a seizure! ]
He just suddenly wanted to challenge the host's authority.
It turns out that you, the host, are still your host!
The value of the phrase "If you don't do it, you won't die" continues to rise...
Jiang Yueyang snorted, [From now on, you should correct your attitude and speak properly! ]
【receive! 】
As the system's voice fell, Jiang Yueyang turned his attention back to Lord Shen.
She said: [Lord Shen is still sleeping now? ]
[Yes! He was sleeping so soundly. The civil and military officials and Emperor Yuan quarreled so loudly that the host woke up, but he was still asleep.]
Hearing the system's words, the general sitting in front of Lord Shen called him softly.
Seeing no response, he called out again.
Still no response, he is indeed sleeping.
Qin Shi, who was sitting behind Lord Shen, wanted to reach out and wake him up, but unfortunately he couldn't reach him.
Jiang Yueyang asked in confusion: [What did he do to make him so sleepy? ]
Emperor Yuan and all the civil and military officials also wanted to know what he had done. Could it be that last night...
【He spent the whole night digging a hole at home last night. 】
[Digging a hole?] Jiang Yueyang was puzzled, [Why would he dig a hole when he was fine?]
[Last night, he had an argument with his wife, and when the argument got heated, he said to his wife: You keep digging holes for me to jump into every day, I might as well dig a hole myself and jump into it and bury myself, so that you don’t have to worry about it!
Mrs. Shen was angered by his words and responded: Okay, you dig, you dig now, dig ten, not one less, and then bury yourself, otherwise I will divorce you!
Therefore, Lord Shen, who did not want to divorce his wife, dug ten pits in his wife's yard last night. He finished digging at dawn and chose a pit to bury himself in. 】
Jiang Yueyang was speechless. [Did he really bury himself?]
[Of course not.] The system answered very straightforwardly, [If I don’t bury you, I’ll have to divorce you.]
[Mrs. Shen's words sounded like she was angry.]
The system smiled and said, "But Lord Shen doesn't dare to gamble. What if it's not just a statement made in anger?"
[That's right, I can't afford to gamble on this kind of thing.] Jiang Yueyang looked at the Dali Temple Minister, [Lord Shen cares a lot about Madam Shen!]
The system hummed, [Otherwise, I wouldn't do such a stupid thing as digging a hole and burying myself. ]
This sentence seemed to have touched the funny points of the civil and military officials, and they all pursed their lips to hold back their laughter.
So stupid!
At this moment, the Dali Temple Minister shuddered and woke up.
He opened his mouth and yawned silently, looking around with blurry eyes.
Seeing this, Jiang Yueyang asked: [Master Shen is awake now? ]
【Um. 】
There were several officials with the surname Shen in the court, and the Dali Temple Minister did not realize that he was being talked about.
Moreover, he was still wondering in his heart which Lord Shen's melon Jiang Yueyang was eating?
Jiang Yueyang was curious, [But speaking of which, is Lord Shen's ability to sleep with his eyes open innate or something he learned? ]
She continued: [If I learn it later, I will definitely ask him for advice!]
Civil and military officials: Add me in!
The Dali Temple Minister's eyes swept over several colleagues with the surname Shen. Who is so weird as to sleep with his eyes open?
As soon as he calmed down, he discovered that several colleagues named Shen were looking at him secretly.
Others were also stealing glances at him...
He was very familiar with that look.
Lord Xiao Jiang is eating...his melon now?
He...sleeps with his eyes open?
impossible!
How could that be?
No one told him that he had this problem!
The system asked curiously: [Host, don’t you think it’s scary to sleep with your eyes open? ]
[No one knows.] Jiang Yueyang blurted out, [Besides, I can sleep with my eyes closed.]
[I sleep with my eyes closed at home and sleep with my eyes open during the court session. Just thinking about it makes me feel good! ] She imagined happily.
system:【……】
Jiang Yueyang suddenly thought of something and exclaimed: [Mrs. Shen is so strong! She didn't get scared to death. If it were me, I would be scared to death if I woke up in the middle of the night and saw a person lying next to me with eyes open and motionless! ]
Dali Temple: "..."
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