Chapter 471 Pheasant Xishi



【Grand Commander Teng Zhang.】 The system quickly gave an answer.

Jiang Yueyang snorted in her heart, supported herself on the low table and stood up, with a hint of displeasure in her voice, "Master Taiwei is wrong! The Crown Princess and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince have been married for more than a month, and they are just getting married.

If His Royal Highness the Crown Prince were to take a concubine at this time, it would surely hurt the Crown Princess's heart and would be detrimental to the harmony of the Eastern Palace.

Moreover, Your Highness the Crown Prince is busy with government affairs, so he should focus on state affairs first, rather than rushing to expand his harem and have children."

The general immediately backed down. The reason he said this today was, firstly, that he could not bear his granddaughter's pleading, and secondly, because Jiang Yueyang had said before that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince would definitely have many women in the future, and he thought Jiang Yueyang had no objection to His Royal Highness the Crown Prince taking a concubine.

Seeing that the Grand Commandant was silent, Jiang Yueyang asked again: "The Grand Commandant is so eager for His Royal Highness the Crown Prince to take a concubine, is it possible that he wants to send his own child to the Eastern Palace?"

As soon as these words were spoken, a low murmur of discussion suddenly broke out in the court, and everyone was secretly pondering the intention of the general's action.

The Taiwei saw that the Emperor Yuan was looking at him with a strange look in his eyes, and thought to himself that it was not good, and immediately argued: "Your Majesty, this old minister..."

"If that's the case..." Jiang Yueyang interrupted him loudly, not giving him a chance to quibble, "Then the Grand Marshal is a bit selfish. The Crown Prince's marriage is a national event, how can it be decided arbitrarily because of the Grand Marshal's selfish desires?

Not to mention whether the Crown Princess can take on the responsibility of giving birth to an imperial heir, for the sake of harmony in the Eastern Palace and the stability of our dynasty, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince cannot take a concubine at this time.

Sir Taiwei, as an important official of the court, you should put the country and the people first instead of just caring about your own family's interests.

If you insist on doing so, I'm afraid it will put His Royal Highness the Crown Prince in a dilemma. I hope His Royal Highness the Crown Prince will think twice!"

After being forced to wear such a huge hat, the Taiwei felt that his career was in danger, so he lifted up his robe and was about to kneel down.

But as soon as his knees were slightly bent, he covered his head and shook it twice. The next second, with a bang, he fainted on the ground.

Upon seeing this, Emperor Yuan suddenly stood up, and Guo Yuanzheng also ran over subconsciously.

Jiang Yueyang curled her lips in disdain, [Is this vulgar? You’re pretending to be dizzy again! ]

Hearing the words "pretending to faint", Guo Yuanzheng unconsciously slowed down his pace.

System: [He is not pretending to be dizzy, he is really dizzy. ]

Hearing this, Guo Yuanzheng suddenly quickened his pace.

Jiang Yueyang frowned, [Do my words have such a strong killing power? He has become a general and has seen many storms. How can his psychological endurance be so poor? ]

[He didn't faint because of what the host said. ]

At this time, Guo Yuanzheng was already squatting beside the general, taking his pulse and pinching his Ren Zhong acupoint.

After hearing what the system said, Jiang Yueyang felt relieved. [It’s good that it’s none of my business. Otherwise, I would feel a little guilty.]

Emperor Yuan asked, "Guo Yuanzheng, how is the Grand Commandant?"

"Your Majesty, the Grand Marshal has fainted, and I cannot find out the cause at the moment. Please allow me to take the Grand Marshal down to have a closer look."

Emperor Yuan waved his hand, and several eunuchs went forward to carry the unconscious commander away.

Jiang Yueyang looked at the backs of Guo Yuanzheng and others leaving, and asked curiously: [Xiaogua, why did the Grand Commandant suddenly faint? ]

【Because he was dizzy. 】

[Airsick?] Jiang Yueyang was confused, [There are no planes here, where would he get airsick?]

Emperor Yuan & Civil and Military Officials: Airplane? What is that?

System: [This chicken is not that machine. ]

[What kind of machine is that? ] Jiang Yueyang asked with a somewhat impatient tone.

【The clucking chicken. 】

Jiang Yueyang: "..."

Emperor Yuan: “…”

Civil and military officials: "..."

The clucking...chicken?

Dizzy!

Everyone present was shocked. What kind of novel way of fainting was that? It was ridiculous, wasn't it?

Jiang Yueyang also thought it was ridiculous. [I've seen people get carsick, seasick, blood sickness, and airplane sickness, but I've never seen anyone get chicken sick!]

Just as she finished speaking, she thought of something else, [No, even if he fainted, there is no chicken in this hall to make him faint, right? ]

Hearing this, everyone was also confused.

System: [Host, take a look at the place where the general fainted.]

Jiang Yueyang looked at what the system said, and all the civil and military officials also looked over there quietly.

Is that...chicken feathers?

When the system saw that she had seen it, it said: [The commander has a serious chicken dizziness problem. He will get dizzy just by looking at a picture of a chicken, let alone seeing chicken feathers on his body.

This morning, when he was buying steamed buns on the roadside, a little chicken crawled under his feet, and the chicken feathers were stuck to him at that time. 】

Jiang Yueyang's mouth twitched, "There are really all kinds of strange things in this world. However, is the problem of the general's chicken dizziness congenital or acquired?"

【It is acquired.】

Jiang Yueyang was immediately interested when he heard this, [Tell me what's going on? ]

【The general was born in a remote mountain village, where he lived a hard life. When he was a child, he would go to the mountains to find food when he was hungry.

Once, he found a nest of pheasant eggs in a bush. Because he was so hungry, he made a fire on the spot and stewed the pheasant eggs.

When he finished eating a nest of pheasant eggs and was about to go back, the mother pheasant came back.

When the mother pheasant saw the eggshells on the ground and the egg yolk that had not been wiped off the corners of the little captain's mouth, all the feathers on her body stood up.

The young general didn't know the danger was about to come, and he pounced on the mother pheasant, wanting to have a good meal.

The mother pheasant flapped its wings to avoid being caught by the little captain and made sharp cries.

Before long, pheasants from the entire mountain gathered from all directions and swarmed over to peck at the young commander.

The young lieutenant was attacked by a group of pheasants. Not only was he covered in wounds, but his penis was almost bitten off. 】

All the civil and military officials felt pain at the thought of it, and at the same time they were glad for the general that his vitals were not damaged.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have had the chance to say something like asking His Royal Highness the Crown Prince to take a concubine today.

What's worse, he might not even have the chance to pass the imperial examination and become an official.

Jiang Yueyang's focus was different from that of the civil and military officials. She was more curious about why the pheasant mother could command all the pheasants in the mountain.

[Xiaogua, why can that pheasant mother command so many pheasants? Is she the king of pheasants? ]

Civil and military officials secretly agreed, it must be so, otherwise the pheasants would not listen to it.

This beast also believes that the strong are respected!

King Yan was thinking, if such a powerful pheasant listened to him, wouldn’t he have a group of chicken followers?

It’s so majestic just thinking about it!

The Duke of England had the same idea as him, and planned to ask the general about the address of the small mountain village later.

If there is a king chicken, then there must be a king chicken leading the pheasants now!

If he can get the Chicken King, he won't have to worry about having no meat to eat in the future, hahahaha...

System: [Mother Pheasant is not the king of pheasants, but she is the Xi Shi of the pheasant world, and all pheasants are fascinated by her.]

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