When the boots flew towards him, Emperor Yuan subconsciously leaned back.
Li Fuquan was very frightened. When he saw that his boots did not hit Emperor Yuan, he breathed a sigh of relief and at the same time he pinched his throat to yell at who was so bold.
Emperor Yuan raised his hand to stop them. He wanted to see whether they would fight in the Hall of Supreme Harmony.
"Try to touch me again!"
"I'm just touching you, so what? Fight me if you dare."
"I'm not afraid of you!"
“Come on!”
"Don't be impulsive, His Majesty is watching!"
"Yes, yes. A gentleman should use his mouth instead of his fists. We are all colleagues, so we must not hurt the harmony over this."
"Oh~ Which grandson stepped on my foot!"
"I'm sorry, Master Chen, I didn't mean it."
"Where are my shoes? Which grandson took the opportunity to steal my shoes? You look so poor, can't you even afford a pair of shoes?"
Emperor Yuan glanced at the boots in front of him and inexplicably felt that Lord Chen's words were an insult to him.
Jiang Yueyang watched happily, [Little melon, how about we watch the excitement in front of us first before eating melon? ]
【agree. 】
When Emperor Yuan heard that he couldn’t eat melons, he immediately became unhappy.
He shouted, "That's enough!"
The civil and military officials, who had been arguing until their faces turned red and their necks became thick, suddenly shut up, but still maintained their final actions.
Jiang Yueyang saw a military general lift a civil official up, with his feet dangling in the air.
She also saw Lord Wei and a military officer pulling each other by the collar, with their official hats tilted to one side.
The others were also disheveled and had messy hair.
Mr. Chen from the Ministry of Revenue was missing one of his boots and was wearing an official hat that belonged to someone unknown.
It was a complete mess.
But to Jiang Yueyang's surprise, the Third Prince did not take the opportunity to cause trouble like the Duke of England did.
At this time, he just sat quietly and watched the fun. Moreover, he didn't seem to be very interested.
Emperor Yuan said in a deep voice: "Are you going to wait for me to call in the imperial guards to separate you?"
Hearing this, the civil officials and military generals who were still entangled with each other let go.
Then, some people who were tidying their clothes did so, some people who were picking up their hats did so, and some people who were tidying their hair did so.
"Master Chen, lift your feet. You are stepping on my hat."
Lord Chen subconsciously raised his foot, while at the same time looking around for his shoes.
"Where are my shoes? Has anyone seen my shoes?"
Emperor Yuan sneered and said, "My dear minister Chen, look at what this thing is in front of me."
Hearing this, all the civil and military officials looked over and finally saw the boots standing on the dragon table.
When Lord Chen saw the boots on the dragon table, he didn't know how to react for a moment.
Your Majesty will not chop off his head in a rage, will you?
He is not the Left Prime Minister, nor is he Lord Wei. Your Majesty will not tolerate his insolence!
Emperor Yuan glanced at Lord Chen's bare foot and chuckled, "Lord Chen, tell me how your boots came to be in front of me."
"I...I just had a quarrel with General Feng and took off my boots in a rage, but I have absolutely no intention of offending Your Majesty.
It was General Feng who knocked the boot out of my hand. I didn’t expect it to fly in front of Your Majesty. I am guilty! "
Emperor Yuan looked at the general Feng mentioned by Lord Chen.
General Feng clasped his fists and said, "Your Majesty, that was my subconscious reaction when I saw Lord Chen holding a weapon to attack me. Please forgive me, Your Majesty!"
"I didn't, I was just pretending!"
"Quibbling! Your Majesty, he is quibbling! If I don't knock the boot away, the boot will hit my face."
"Don't slander me!"
"I didn't slander you!"
Seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, Emperor Yuan pounded the table with his fist, and the two immediately shut up.
Emperor Yuan rubbed his temple and said, "Just now, all those who behaved inappropriately in front of the palace will be fined one year's salary!"
Hearing this punishment, Jiang Yueyang subconsciously complained to the system: [Why is it only a one-year salary deduction? You have to write another 3,000-word self-criticism and repent in public! ]
The system agrees very much, [That's right, they don't care about a salary of a few taels of silver a month! Such a punishment is not painful, they won't remember it. ]
Civil and Military Officials: That little idiot, do you think everyone is as rich as Lord Xiao Jiang? A year's salary must be painful, right?
Emperor Yuan thought about it and felt that what they said made sense.
Then he added: "Also, since you have too much energy to use, why don't you just sweep Suzaku Street for three days in a row!"
After these words were spoken, the officials who were involved in the quarrel were stunned.
What did your majesty just say?
Sweeping Suzaku Street for three consecutive days?
No!
It's so embarrassing!
Jiang Yueyang was shouting excitedly in her heart, "What a great job sweeping the streets!"
A group of court officials sweeping the streets with brooms, that scene must be spectacular! When the time comes, I must go to the front row to watch! 】
[Hahahaha…] The system's laughter resounded throughout the hall, [I feel ashamed just thinking about it. If it were me, I would definitely get a full face lift overnight.]
After hearing their words, the group of people came back to their senses instantly.
"Your Majesty, I am at fault. I am willing to pay another year's salary deduction. Please take back your order."
"Your Majesty, so do I!"
"His Majesty……"
"His Majesty……"
The officials who had behaved disrespectfully in front of the palace all pleaded for mercy, especially the Duke of England, who felt that the temporary happiness was not worth the loss.
He fell to his knees and cried, "Your Majesty, I was just trying to stop the fight. I am innocent."
Hearing this, Emperor Yuan curled his lips and snorted, "Duke Yingguo, I saw it clearly from up there. You deliberately took advantage of the chaos to punch General Yan, and deliberately took advantage of the chaos to kick Liu Aiqing, and you also deliberately..."
"Your Majesty, please stop talking. I accept the punishment."
"Duke of England, how could you do this?"
"Oh, I see. You are seeking revenge for your personal gain!"
The corner of the Duke's mouth twitched, and he smiled apologetically, "Everyone, don't get angry. It's not good for your health."
"snort!"
When Emperor Yuan saw that they did not make a scene, he sighed and said, "The farce ends here. As for raising the military pay, we will discuss it later."
Afterwards, the morning court continued.
Seeing that there was nothing interesting to watch, Jiang Yueyang continued to watch the show with the system.
[Xiaogua, where were we just talking about? ]
The system recalled, [Speaking of Qin Shi, he must learn everything from his brother. ]
【So what did he learn? 】
【Nourishes urine.】
As soon as these words were spoken, the central nervous systems of Emperor Yuan and all the civil and military officials froze.
Qin Shi's brain was directly paralyzed.
Jiang Yueyang paused, [Xiaogua, what did you just say? Say it again, I didn't hear it clearly.]
【I said Qin Shi imitated his brother to urinate. 】
[Hehe] Jiang Yueyang’s mouth twitched.
The system said: [In Qin Shi's opinion, his brother is a very powerful person. One day, he accidentally saw his brother could urinate far away, and he was amazed.
So, he practiced holding his urine every day, determined to urinate more than his brother! 】
[But... then what? Did he surpass it? 】
The system chuckled, [I don't know whether he surpassed me or not, but I know he peed all over his brother's face! ]
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