The lightning bolt that fell from the sky was clearly reflected in Shang Yan's pupils, which were tinged with green.
"Let me go! Do you want to get struck by lightning with me?" Shang Yan said anxiously, "Wife, you..."
The lightning struck incredibly fast, hitting the two of them the instant before he could finish speaking.
Zhou Ping pursed his lips tightly. He was fine after being struck by lightning, except that his clothes were a little scorched. His dark eyes looked at Shang Yan in his arms.
Just then, Shang Yan also looked at him.
Her clear green eyes, like those of a lake, stared at the person in front of her with some confusion. "Uh... my head hurts."
Suddenly, many images flooded his mind, and he frowned uncomfortably, as if he had remembered something.
As the pain gradually subsided, Shang Yan regained consciousness and smiled when he saw Zhou Ping.
"See, I told you it was nothing, I've leveled up!" He reached out and cupped Zhou Ping's face. "Wife, give me a kiss!"
"Shang Yan, what you just did..." Shang Yan's behavior just now was too abnormal. Zhou Ping looked at him with some concern, "Does your head hurt a lot?"
"Huh? I just got hit by a chop, and I feel like my brain is growing back. I've remembered a lot of things..." Shang Yan tilted his head and leaned over to bite Zhou Ping's slender neck with a "woof".
The movement was very gentle; after leaving a mark, it released its grip.
"Honey, it feels so good to be struck by lightning! Let me get struck a few more times!"
Zhou Ping's face turned red after being bitten, and he carried Shang Yan back to the ground.
“Not today.” He looked down at him and said, word by word, “You’re not allowed to call me wife, you’re allowed to call me husband.”
Today is the day they confessed their feelings and went on a date.
Shang Yan not only abandoned him and ran away, but he actually went to get struck by lightning!
"Shangyan, what day is it today?" Thinking of this, Zhou Ping couldn't help but ask the person in his arms, his voice carrying a barely perceptible hint of grievance.
"A lucky day to be struck by lightning!" Shang Yan replied without hesitation.
Zhou Ping:......
019, who tirelessly stayed by their side, using his energy to shield them from the rain: ...
The two of them tried to talk, but they didn't manage to make any significant progress.
019 chuckled, holding Line's arm, glanced into Shang Yan's eyes, and then fell into deep thought.
[It can't be such a coincidence, can it? I didn't notice when I bound the person, Shang Yan, he...]
[Oh no, if we really kidnapped this guy, the others will come over and slap me if they find out! Main system... Main system, help!]
Feeling uneasy, 019 hurriedly contacted the main system, and also took the opportunity to contact that naive and innocent 021.
The following is an encrypted call between the systems.
019: Main system, help! I didn't bind anyone, I bound someone else...
021: Main system, please, I think I'm going to fail my mission again. This time, the host has targeted the wrong person... no, I've got the wrong target. Please, main system, have mercy on me and the host...
Main system: ...
The main system took a deep breath: Come on, one by one, tell us slowly. 019, you go first. Who did you tie up?
019's missions have never failed, so what happened this time?
019Weiweinuo: His identity is like this... I didn't expect that he was descending to the mortal realm to undergo tribulation. At the time, I thought he was smart, so I tied him up.
The main system crashed: You kidnapped him, but his main soul hasn't returned yet. What if the people over there cause trouble and come to this world to snatch him away?
Main system: It's fine that he has no ties in this world... What, he already has a boyfriend?
019 said in a cowardly tone: "Then I'll advise them to break up?"
Main system: ...My salary will be halved for the next hundred years. When people from the other world come looking for me, I will notify them.
019: Waa ...
019: The world isolates me, yet I let others ridicule me...
With the issue of 019 resolved, the main system turned its attention to 021.
Main system: It took a thousand years to retrieve you from the cultivation world last time, and this mission has failed again?
021: Help, System, we can't get out!
Main system: ...Never mind, send me the data and I'll take a look.
021: Deduct my salary, I'm sorry, brother!
Main system: ...Your salary has been deducted for ten thousand years already, is there any more to deduct?
It's true what they say: when you have too many lice, you don't feel the itch; when you have too much debt, you don't worry.
The encrypted call between the systems ended there, and 019, having regained consciousness, flew to Shang Yan's side, clutching its tiny, sculpted hand.
"Shangyan, is there something we can discuss?"
Shang Yan was still a little confused about what 019 was trying to do by being so hesitant. He reached out and poked the small round ball. "Go ahead and tell me."
019 was very good to him. No matter what his request was, as long as it wasn't too unreasonable, Shang Yan would agree to it.
"Can you two break up?" 019 asked bluntly.
After he finished speaking, both pairs of eyes turned to him at the same time.
Zhou Ping's dark eyes gleamed with coldness as he stared at the small white ball in front of Shang Yan, his face tense.
Shang Yan reached out and flicked the little white ball. "Hey, 019, are you getting senile? Zhou Ping and I just started talking!"
"How can we break up so quickly? Neither of us felt that the other was incompatible or anything... We didn't even argue. 019, you need to be reasonable and not make a fuss."
“Then you two have a fight.” 019 stretched out her slender arm and shoved Shang Yan’s face. “You can break up after you’ve had your fight.”
Shang Yan looked at it in confusion, "Huh?"
Zhou Ping pulled Shang Yan closer to him, pressing his head into his chest. His dark eyes gazed intently at 019. "We won't fight."
It's even less likely that they'll break up.
019 was a little discouraged, and it couldn't help but slap Zhou Ping twice with its paw.
"What do you know? What do you know!"
After failing to persuade it to break up, 019 ran away with a sigh, now only able to hope that the main system will retrieve it quickly.
Zhou Ping carried Shang Yan back to his dormitory. Of course, the two of them didn't enter through the dormitory building. It was raining heavily at the time, and no one would be outside.
This also made it convenient for him to bring people back to the dormitory.
After pushing open the balcony door of the dormitory, he pushed Shang Yan further inside, saying, "Go take a shower, I'll find you some clothes."
"Okay," Shang Yan said, pushing open the door and walking in.
After he finished washing up, Zhou Ping first handed him the clothes. Seeing that Shang Yan was dressed, he took the cold medicine that he had just prepared with hot water.
"If you drink it and get caught in the rain, you'll catch a cold, which wouldn't be good."
After Shang Yan gulped down the drink, she nudged him and said, "You go wash up too."
Zhou Ping reached out and touched his still-damp hair, responded with a sound of agreement, and then turned to take a hot shower.
Seeing him go inside, Shang Yan took a cup, poured some hot water, and made a cup of cold medicine.
[019, my skill has leveled up again. I have a feeling that after being struck dozens or even hundreds of times, I'll definitely advance to the next level.]
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