After venting his anger, Shang Yunmiao asked, blushing, "How could my wife be a relative?"
Seeing Xiao Shang's embarrassed and annoyed expression, Chen Bing knew she had amused her. So she replied with relief, "You don't understand, do you? In relevant civil laws of our country, the term 'relative' refers to spouse, blood relatives, adoptive relatives, and relatives by marriage."
Seeing Chen Bing's serious, scientific explanation, Shang Yunmiao snorted and turned away, not wanting to pay him any more attention. But then she thought that she had already broken down and lost this game of arguing. So no matter how indifferent she acted, Chen Bing wouldn't take it seriously. With that thought, she turned back, blushing, and threw herself into Chen Bing's arms.
"Chen Bing, you're not allowed to do this again, or I'll get angry." After saying that, Shang Yunmiao explained what she had been thinking. For example, she was unhappy about being teased all the time and wanted a more equal kiss. She didn't want Chen Bing to always launch surprise attacks. At least she should tell him before kissing her (because what if she was kissed before she brushed her teeth or washed her face).
So many worries poured out to Chen Bing like beans spilling from a bamboo tube. But the more Xiao Shang talked, the more uneasy she felt.
Hmm, why do I feel like... I'm being too unreasonable?
Kissing is something that should happen between couples, so why does it have to be a give-and-take situation, and why is it so important to be the one who teases and is teased? Isn't this just normal interaction?
Thinking this, Shang Yunmiao gradually stopped talking and looked at Chen Bing with an unnatural expression.
The other person was seen touching their chin, looking like they were thinking seriously.
Hmm... I hope Chen Bing isn't angry...
Just as Shang Yunmiao was feeling uneasy, Chen Bing lowered his hand from his chin, looked at her, and replied seriously, "I think you're absolutely right. I didn't think things through before." Perhaps feeling that his words were too serious, Chen Bing quickly switched to a joking tone and said, "Don't worry! Comrade Shang, from now on, I'll definitely report to you before I kiss you!"
"Excuse me! May I kiss you?"
Although Chen Bing's current state was quite amusing and perfectly aligned with Shang Yunmiao's earlier thoughts, a fifteen-year-old girl is at an age where moods are fickle and thoughts are constantly shifting. Suddenly, she felt this was inappropriate; having to report something before even kissing Chen Bing…
But what can be done? So many things have already been said, how can one refute them?
Soon, Shang Yunmiao had an idea.
Her delicate and lovely face turned cold, and she said indifferently, "No, not approved."
Huh? No, sis. What are you playing?
Comrade Chen Bing looked completely confused, wondering if he hadn't managed to appease Xiao Shang just now. In his panic, his IQ gradually dropped, and he was only focused on how to appease Xiao Shang.
In that instant, if the intelligence of people in love could be directly displayed on their heads, it would be discovered that Chen Bing, whose intelligence had always been overwhelmingly superior, was actually slightly lower in love than Shang Yunmiao at this moment.
The quick-witted Shang Yunmiao said, "Forget it, I'm too tired. I don't want to run or walk anymore. Chen Bing, carry me back, that might make me feel better."
Upon hearing this, Chen Bing didn't think of anything else. He immediately bent down, ready to carry Shang Yunmiao home.
Just as he bent down, Shang Yunmiao seized the opportunity and stepped forward, biting his lip hard, leaving Chen Bing momentarily at a loss.
The kiss didn't last long, about five or six seconds, before Shang Yunmiao released her mouth and took a half-step back with a grin.
Seeing Chen Bing's astonished expression, Xiao Shang felt genuinely happy.
"You big idiot, everything I said just now was a lie. It was all for this surprise attack. I'm going to get my revenge!"
Shang Yunmiao was genuinely happy to have successfully tricked Chen Bing for the first time. At the same time, she also hoped that her previous statements about how she was unhappy about being tricked would all be proven to be unbelievable lies.
Because Shang Yunmiao had figured it out. She just loved being teased by Chen Bing, she loved the surprise attacks! Of course, it would also be nice to occasionally retaliate like today, to launch a surprise attack back.
A gleam of wisdom shone above Shang Yunmiao's head.
However, as Chen Bing regained his senses and his intelligence once again took over, Shang Yunmiao's wisdom vanished, like a timid mushroom encountering a zombie, burying its head in fear. In other words, the truly witty Shang Yunmiao had disappeared, replaced by her usual goofy self.
Shang Yunmiao: (●'?'●)
"Well, you actually dare to play a trick on me." A wicked smile appeared on Chen Bing's lips, and a look of great surprise appeared on his face. "You dare to lie to me today, I don't even want to think about what you will do tomorrow."
It seems necessary to teach you a lesson, lest you again rebel and disrupt the court.
As he spoke, Chen Bing's hand went directly to Xiao Shang's chin, and he lifted her face in a very domineering manner.
"I will not yield; this is the relentless resistance of the oppressed." In a better mood, Xiao Shang seemed willing to chat and joke with Chen Bing, putting on a show. Thus, she issued this declaration of resistance.
Good, good, that's how you make punishment meaningful.
Chen Bing, the Great Demon King, gave another wicked smile and was about to lower his head to punish Shang Yunmiao.
But just then, he suddenly heard a child's voice.
"Mom! What are they doing?"
The sudden sound startled the two, causing them to quickly separate and naturally halting the drama of oppression and resistance.
Chen Bing looked awkwardly toward the child, and then saw the little girl's mother pick her up and carry her away, saying, "Don't talk nonsense."
Turning around, the shameless Chen Bing looked at Shang Yunmiao, who was blushing and had her head down, and asked, "Shall we continue?"
Continuing was out of the question, of course. The shy Shang Yunmiao didn't want to stay there for even a second longer and was determined to go home.
Chen Bing, of course, followed her wishes. After sending Shang Yunmiao back to her home, Chen Bing also strolled back to her own home alone.
When Chen Bing changed from sneakers to slippers, she suddenly discovered a blind spot.
Huh? What were Xiao Shang and I doing out here? It wasn't just to go out and kiss, was it?
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