Volume 1 Chapter 153 The Scumbag
When Xu Jingmo came back with clothes, he was already wearing pajamas.
Du Ruo half leaned against the bed, the quilt wrapped tightly around her chest. As she took the clothes, she asked softly, "Does it hurt...?"
Xu Jingmo: ???
Du Ruo said: "I saw your back, it was a bit tragic..."
Xu Jingmo couldn't help laughing. He walked over and sat down beside the bed. He helped her open her pullover and gently put it on her head. Then he leaned over and kissed her on the forehead. He smiled and said, "Compared to your crying and shouting in pain, mine shouldn't be that bad..."
Before he could finish his words, Du Ruo covered his mouth.
Du Ruo blushed and glared at him, "Okay, shut up. I don't want to know."
Xu Jingmo narrowed his eyes, grabbed her hand and kissed her wrist, helped her put on her clothes completely, leaned close to her ear, and smiled softly: "Tang Monk meat is really delicious."
Du Ruo was like a cat whose tail was stepped on. He pushed him away, stood up and put on his pants, and said tauntingly, "Are you happy? You old goblin, you've made up for it, right?"
Xu Jingmo lay down on the bed, propped up his body with his elbows, looked at her lazily and said, "It's a great supplement. I can even become a fairy, fairy~"
Du Ruo was too lazy to pay attention to him and ran back to the master bedroom to wash up. As soon as she entered, she saw the wrinkled quilt piled on the big bed in the master bedroom. One glance at it could make people think of what had happened to this bed last night.
Du Ruo turned around and shouted angrily: "Xu Jingmo! Come over here quickly and change the bed sheets for me!"
Xu Jingmo came over humming a tune happily, pulled off the quilt, and saw the pink color on the bed sheet. He felt that some of the knowledge was beyond the scope of the standard, so he stopped what he was doing, simply sat on the edge of the bed, picked up his mobile phone and started searching on Baidu.
[What should girls pay attention to after their first bleeding? 】
After Du Ruo came out after washing up, she saw Xu Jingmo sitting beside the bed, and the sheets and quilt covers had not been changed yet.
She seemed to have caught something, and snorted, "What's in your phone? You're so reluctant to put it down."
As soon as she walked over, he suddenly grabbed her, pushed her down on the bed, and tried to take off her pants.
Du Ruo repeatedly tugged at the waist of his pants and kicked him anxiously, "Are you a human being? You want to be a beast so early in the morning."
Xu Jingmo held her legs and said seriously, "I won't touch you, be good, I'll check if there's anything wrong, I didn't notice it last night."
Du Ruo said affirmatively: "No."
Xu Jingmo: "How do you know? Can you see it yourself?"
"I can feel it." Du Ruo defended his pants desperately.
Xu Jingmo showed her the popular science information on his phone and said, "Let me take a look. Don't take it lightly. I'll see if I need to apply medicine to you."
Du Ruo insisted: "No need."
Xu Jingmo didn't know what she was doing, and said anxiously, "Are you being shy with me now? This isn't the first time I've seen her."
As early as when he was traveling in the Maldives, he didn't know how many times he had greeted people with his hands.
Du Ruo was too lazy to pay attention to him, so she picked up the pillow and threw it at him, saying, "Are you upset? Don't I know whether I'm feeling uncomfortable or not? You don't need to check."
Xu Jingmo innocently said: "Who knew you were screaming in pain last night..."
Halfway through his words, he suddenly realized something, leaned over to hold her down, and asked with a smile: "So, you are comfortable, right?"
Du Ruo turned her head away and didn't want to look at him, but he pinched her face and forced her to look straight at him.
Du Ruo's mouth was pinched by him until it became a fish mouth. She said unhappily, "Xu Jingmo, you are so annoying. Don't be so nagging. You can clearly feel it."
Xu Jingmo buried his head in her neck and laughed quietly: "Who told you to be so stubborn? You never complimented me, but kept scolding me."
Du Ruo said: "What are you praising? You are awesome, you are amazing, have you watched too many porn movies?"
Xu Jingmo half-squinted at her, "How do you know that the line in the H-movie is this? Fairy, you even have this kind of experience?"
Du Ruo was completely angry and was about to kick him. Xu Jingmo reacted quickly and rolled to the side, muttering, "If you hurt me again, you will suffer in the future."
Du Ruo rode on him, holding a pillow to cover his face, and said with gritted teeth: "Have I ever told you that you are most handsome when you don't speak?"
She didn't have to use much effort, Xu Jingmo easily pulled the pillow away and was extremely happy.
Du Ruo was so angry that she kept hitting him with a pillow.
Suddenly, a "gulp" sound broke the one-sided fight between the two.
Xu Jingmo smiled and asked, "Are you hungry? I'll go cook for you."
Du Ruo got up from him and said angrily, "Clean up this mess before cooking!"
The work that had just taken him more than ten minutes to finish was finished in just one or two minutes. Du Ruo was speechless.
Xu Jingmo went into the bathroom first and quickly washed up, then went to the kitchen to start cooking wontons.
Du Ruo was lying on the bed bored, holding the mobile phone that Xu Jingmo had casually thrown aside. He carefully looked at the popular science he had just searched for, and when he exited, he accidentally saw his historical search records.
[What should girls pay attention to after their first bleeding? 】
[Where is the gc point of a girl usually? ]
【Notes for the first xsh】
[How can I ensure that I leave a good impression on a woman for the first time? 】
What are the techniques for flirting?
[Original text of the Heart Sutra]
[Which massage is effective for restless sleep? 】
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Du Ruo looked at his search history on Baidu and felt her face flushed. She buried her head in the pillow and rolled around on the bed.
Xu Jingmo, what are you doing...
She thought he learned it all by himself...
It turns out that so much work has been done behind the scenes.
She was feeling shy when the cell phone in her hand suddenly started vibrating continuously.
Du Ruo glanced at the caller ID and saw it was Shi Rui.
She picked up her phone and walked towards the kitchen, "Shi Rui called you."
Xu Jingmo was carefully preparing wonton soup according to the recipe and said casually, "You can take it. He may not have any serious work to do."
Du Ruohua answered the call, "Hello?"
There was silence on the other side, as if he was confirming something, and he asked tentatively, "Where's Xu Jingmo?"
Du Ruo: "Cooking."
"Hiss..." The voice on the other side was a little terrified, "Cook for you?"
Du Ruo: “Ah.”
"Beep, beep, beep--" The phone was hung up instantly.
Xu Jingmo asked: "What's wrong with him?"
Du Ruo shrugged, "I don't know, he's dead."
Xu Jingmo didn't care either.
The two were having breakfast.
After a while, Shi Rui called again.
This time it was Xu Jingmo who answered the phone. "Are you sick? Why are you bothering me so early in the morning?"
Shi Rui's angry voice came from the receiver, loud enough for Du Ruo who was sitting opposite to hear it.
"Second brother!!! I was wrong about you!!! Are you worthy of my sister!!! You actually have another little fairy by your side, and you even cook for her!!! You scumbag, don't call me my friend in the future, I don't have an immoral friend like you!!! I'm telling my sister to break up with you!!! Damn scumbag!!! You don't deserve my sister's love!!!"
“………………”
Xu Jingmo: I’m really numb.
Du Ruo on the other side was laughing so hard that he kept coughing.
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