Chapter 218 Chapter 218
Carrying Sang Luo back to the villa, Hart and Yophiel passed each other in the corridor, and both were a little surprised.
"You..." Yophiel glanced at the dazed Sang Luo and said doubtfully, "He smells like a siren."
"Don't go to the children's playground," Hart advised him.
The two greeted each other and went about their own business.
Hart first sent Sang Luo back to his room, and then returned to his own room - he was not completely honest. As soon as he returned to his room, he immediately turned into invisible mist and drilled out from the crack of the door and entered Sang Luo's room.
Hart thought he was being very discreet.
The audience in the live broadcast room who felt that this matter was not over were mocking him.
[Tsk tsk tsk]
So, a certain lady's illicit husband only appears honest on the surface; he thinks we don't know that the fog is him.
[I'm dying of laughter, the dog is sneaky]
He could have just stayed to take care of his wife after sending her back to her room. Why did he sneak back? Come on, the hallway suddenly fogged up, and the camera was completely covered by the vapor. Does he think we're stupid?
I study Chinese and Western mythology. Have you heard of "Mr. Dream?" My advisor and I suspected Hart was a Mr. Dream—though, of course, that's no longer the case.
This comment is followed by a link.
Someone clicked in curiously and came out with a complicated expression.
Gradually, the style of the comment section changed——
Ah, this...
"I like you, Madam, but you're also... Madam, how can I say hello to you? Your contract with Jinjiang is about to expire, right? I don't think you should renew it. You're welcome at the flower market next door."
[This is so explosive... Ma'am, do you have any unpublished masterpieces? You've given the sleep man a completely evolved form. 6]
What are you talking about? I don't understand.
[You should go upstairs and climb the stairs. I think the analysis makes a lot of sense—our wife turned the sleepiness into a nightmare. I don't know about Hart; the literature doesn't mention any effect on him, but our wife...]
The Internet is not a lawless place. I hope my wife will write about how he was raped so that everyone can see the joke.
【I am dying of laughter, you are so mean upstairs! 】
Hart, along with Sang Luo's pen name, was exposed this afternoon.
Moreover, his exposure also carries a strong and imaginative color.
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When Yophiel returned to the farm again, Garcia was still squatting on the edge of the field, rubbing his nose.
The wings of his nose were rubbed red and a little peeling, and Garcia's eyelids were visibly slightly red and swollen.
The monitor named Double Eyelids was pressed against Garcia's face to comfort him.
"Are you back?" Garcia took the hyaluronic acid tissue (advertising insertion by the program team) from Yophiel, blew his nose hard, and when he raised his head again, there were some tears in his eyes.
If he hadn't known that he had rhinitis and was slightly allergic to animal hair, Yophiel would have thought that the double eyelids had done something during the two minutes he was away - the monitor's interest in Garcia was beyond Yophiel's expectations. In the morning, without any instructions from him, it had stuck to Garcia and even vibrated.
By the way, I, who shared vision with it, saw some inappropriate scenes.
"Are you okay? If you're really feeling unwell, you can stay on the farm and rest." Yophiel said expressionlessly, "I'll leave my double eyelids with you."
Garcia's contract with the program team is quite special. He has the highest salary and requires the most camera time, so he dare not skip the event easily.
Garcia shook his head. "It's okay. I've been feeling much better with my double eyelids just now. Maybe it has some desensitizing effect?"
Jophiel remained silent.
The monitor did have some cleansing effect, of course, but the real effect was the mucus-like tears that rubbed against Garcia's face, mouth and nose.
But Jophiel wasn't going to tell Garcia that.
He nodded, said he was leaving, and picked up a bag beside him.
"Let's go to kindergarten."
Garcia was not polite at all. He took Yophiel's other hand and used it to stand up.
Then, along the way, he never let go of the hand of this handsome god.
The two's date exceeded all the audience's expectations and turned out to be the most heartwarming couple.
Fans originally thought that with two people of such superior appearances getting together, they might see some fishing line pulling, or some extravagant and restrained scenes (Garcia: Where can I go to give you extravagant and luxurious scenes in broad daylight), but they didn't expect it to be like this -
Yophiel took Garcia to the farm's warehouse.
There are no censored scenes like in gay porn novels, it is extremely pure.
There are two little tigers in the warehouse.
It's the size of a puppy and is full of flesh.
"I caught it last night. I don't know how it got here, but it ended up on the farm," Yophiel said. "I figured you might not have seen it before, so I'll show it to you."
It was different from what Jophiel had imagined.
In response, he sneezed loudly. Garcia had rhinitis.
The dust, musty smell, and animal hair in the warehouse could turn him from a normal person into someone suspected of having a severe cold with sneezing and runny nose.
"Yes, I haven't seen any," Garcia continued, "Is there a forest nearby? Why are there protected animals there?"
Jophiel sighed and told him that this was not a tiger cub, but a tiger orc.
Last night, while on night patrol, Jophiel noticed some movement on the farm, so he came over and caught the two cubs.
Jophiel didn't know them, but the cubs that could appear here could only have run away from the kindergarten.
Jophiel immediately contacted his brother Amber, who ran a kindergarten nearby, and was told that the two of them were not children in the kindergarten, but Amber did know them - they were distant relatives of Amber's partner Eli. It was heard that something happened at home and Eli had not had time to pick them up, so he didn't know how the two kids got here.
I also found the wrong place, I ended up at a farm.
At that time, Jophiel wanted to take the two cubs to Amber's place, but the two cubs disagreed and insisted on going tomorrow - they were still a little concerned about their image as tigers and felt that it was not good for them to go to kindergarten dirty now.
The older tiger cub looked old enough to attend pre-kindergarten. It spoke very coherently and told Jophiel that they wanted to spend the night there and then dress up in the morning before going.
Amber asked Eli about it, and he agreed, thinking that nothing could go wrong under the angel's nose.
So the two kids spent the night in the farm warehouse.
There were a lot of replaced sofa cushions in the warehouse, so it wasn't cold at all. However, contrary to the two cubs' original intention, their fur became even more messy after a night.
Jophiel originally wanted to show Garcia something new, because when they were chatting last night, Amber, as his elder brother, had shared some experience, saying that taking a date to see some new things would help to build a closer relationship.
Yophiel, who listens to his brother very much, is quite interested in Garcia, a human who always looks around with his green eyes.
His brother's partner, the fat leopard, and Yophiel don't get along. Sometimes Yophiel feels that after his brother has his own family, their relationship is not as good as before - although the three brothers didn't get along that well before.
Under Eli's influence, Amber signed up Jophiel for the love show led by Pan. Jophiel remained silent and did not resist, thinking in his heart that he might as well find a partner.
Garcia is a more suitable candidate, but the Angel suffered a Waterloo the first time he took the initiative to show his affection.
Garcia tried to comfort him: "It's really funny, I just sneezed! Sorry... Can they both turn into humans?"
Garcia doesn’t dislike animals, but his rhinitis is really serious, so he doesn’t dare to pet them.
Jophiel shook his head. "Without proper clothing, they would be naked when they become human."
The two little tigers also meowed a few times in response to Yophiel's words.
Jophiel told Garcia about how he found the two little tigers last night and what they wanted.
The program crew was particularly cunning and handed over a task card.
So Garcia and Yophiel became the only group with a fixed task.
The task requires you to help the two little tigers fulfill their wish of successfully enrolling in kindergarten and making a brilliant debut.
In the morning, the two stayed at the farm and did not go out for activities. Garcia borrowed the staff's mobile phone and called the pet shop to make an appointment. He was afraid that taking two tiger cubs out would scare the serious pets in the pet shop. It was difficult to explain the puppy-sized tiger cubs with a big orange.
There are water pipes for irrigation on the farm. Before the filming of the variety show, the entire farm was renovated and installed with elemental crystals that can directly release hot water. So the two little tigers were bathed outdoors like pet cats.
The pet bather who charged a lot of money was very professional, but it was inevitable that the hair would fly everywhere when using the hair dryer. Garcia was so badly affected by rhinitis that he felt hopeless and looked listless.
For lunch, the two of them did not go out. One of them did not know how to cook, and the other did not have the energy to cook. Garcia's rhinitis and allergies made fans feel distressed. Fans threw a lot of gifts at the live broadcast room, so the two of them mixed in the lunch boxes sent by the program team.
"I'm telling you, this is definitely a live broadcast." While eating, the two of them took off their microphones, and Garcia and Yophiel whispered to each other, "It's the same old routine. It's called a recording, but it's actually a live broadcast."
Jophiel nodded.
He is essentially a huge monitor. How could he not know that the program crew is broadcasting live?
His other brother, Pan, was always evil and especially loved to show his affection to his mother.
His mother must be watching the live broadcast as well, so Yophiel told himself to behave well - he didn't know that his mother didn't have any feelings for him, and he was already in the children's playground watching the other two groups of guests having fun.
"I will do my job well." Jophiel promised.
Garcia gave him a look that said, "You're smart."
Sure enough, what Pan said about Jophiel harming other guests was a complete slander. Jophiel is a nice person, easy to get along with and easy to talk to.
On the way to the kindergarten, holding Yophiel's arm, he thought so.
Choosing to date Yophiel, Garcia has his own rhythm.
His theory is this: there are not many good men anyway, so it is better to be handsome than ugly.
Of course, the other guests were not ugly, but Yophiel was so handsome that Garcia had to try to get in touch with him.
If he is so friendly to pets that he even buys thicker and larger cat bags, could he be a bad guy?
Garcia had forgotten that they actually had the option of using a stroller for the orc cubs.
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"Putting two cats in one cat package can really break a person's spine. I gave birth to two piglets" - a complaint from a single mother
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