Today's camp is the Beyond Building, which was the former base of the Beyond Cult. Because the Beyond Building is hidden deep under the earth, it has luckily escaped the end of the world. Although all the internal facilities are damaged and many floors have collapsed, at least the floors close to the ground are still intact and can be lived in.
Before entering Hell yesterday, Ash had searched the Beyond Building briefly, and was going to go deeper into the collapsed floors in the afternoon to continue looking for traces of Igula and Harvey. The traces he had accumulated over the past two months had been used up in last night's exploration, and even though Ash wanted to go to Fantasy Hell right away to look for those two bastards, he had to be patient and save up the quota for exploring Hell again.
It took Ash three minutes to finish his shower. He wiped his hair with a towel and came to the hall. He saw Felix tinkering with experiments with several triangular pyramidal flasks. Some of the liquids in the flasks were emitting pink bubbles, some were emitting a lemon-like yellow luster, and some looked like orange juice.
Ash came closer out of curiosity and asked, "Are you making potions?"
"yes."
He picked up a conical bottle that looked like it was filled with juice and was about to take a sniff: "What kind of potion is this? Is it delicious?"
"It's a drug that will force people to excrete crazily and lead to death." Felix said, "It shouldn't taste very good. I added urea to it."
As soon as she finished speaking, Ash retreated ten meters away, covered his mouth with a towel, and said nervously: "I think it's best not to carry out such a high-risk production in the hall."
"I'm just kidding." Felix laughed, "I make real poisons in the wild. What you just took was an orange drink. Haven't you been complaining about running out of drinks these days? I'm trying to make lemon tea and orange juice."
"Your joke successfully destroyed my craving for orange juice."
"Your love life has destroyed my beautiful imagination of love. I didn't say anything, so don't complain." Felix said, "Come here, drink the orange juice, and give me some comments."
"You didn't say anything? You broke my defense several times, and you actually said you didn't say anything?!"
"Okay, okay, stop holding a grudge like a child and come over here and try the flavor."
Seeing Ash's hesitant expression, Felix took the conical bottle and drank a sip himself before stuffing it into Ash's hand. Ash looked at the bottle mouth and hesitated for a moment, "Why don't you give me a cup, so that we don't have to kiss indirectly..."
Then Ash saw Felix's disgusted expression, "I don't mind, why should you mind?" He felt that his authority in her heart was further reduced. He took a bite and commented, "If it's iced, it's almost the same."
“Try this lemon tea.”
"It's a little bitter, I like it sweeter."
"Then I'll try black tea..."
Ash glanced at the conical bottle with pink bubbles coming out of it, took it and smelled it: "What kind of drink is in this? It smells like flowers."
"**."
"Oh, so it's... ah!?" Ash was so scared that he quickly put it down and exhaled the air he had just inhaled, "Why are you making **?"
"Someone needs it."
"I don't need it!" Ash was angry: "You look down on me too much! I can please them without **!"
Felix looked at him, wanting to say something but stopping himself.
Ash was startled, and an unbelievable thought popped up in his mind: "This bottle of **... was reserved by someone else from you?"
"I advise you not to delve into it." Felix said calmly, "Life will be much happier if you don't know anything. But I can assure you that the ** I made is healthy and positive. Even if you drink it all, you won't experience any uncomfortable symptoms. If you use it in small amounts, it can effectively improve the quality of your emotional life."
Ash put down the conical flask depressedly and asked, "What can I help you with?"
"You haven't given me your report yet." Felix added various powders to the test tube: "Don't you like the photos from yesterday?"
"You saw what happened in my tent this morning." Ash said unhappily, "How can I have the energy to comment on your photos?"
"Yes, it is indeed hard to forget what happened this morning." Felix said dimly, "The impact it had on an ignorant girl like me is simply immeasurable. It's not like I didn't know what happened between you last night, but I made a mistake in being so lucky that I thought you would be done with it after one night. I didn't expect that your indulgence was far beyond my imagination. Even if Silver Lamp is your god, I still think you've gone a bit too far. You actually did that so early in the morning-"
"I'll evaluate your photos now." Ash immediately opened the light screen of the miracle bracelet: "I really regret talking to you about my love life. I'm so embarrassed now that I can dig out a three-bedroom apartment with my toes."
"How's it going?" Felix asked.
Ash's expression was somewhat complicated. There were two photos displayed on his screen. One was of a pure white saint wearing an eye mask, lying on the ground covered in mud. The other was of a female warrior who looked like she was seriously injured and fleeing. Her clothes were torn and also covered in mud, with her skin stained.
It can be seen that the themes of both pictures are "dirty" and "battle damaged", placing beautiful things in dirty places. Ash swore that he had never had this interest before, but when he saw the selfie sent by Felix, he felt as if an area in his mind was activated, and his heart began to beat wildly.
“…It looks good.”
"I know it looks good, but that's me." Felix said as a matter of course: "The point is, do you have the desire?"
"……have."
"In terms of light, normal, or thick, what level is it?"
"……concentrated."
"Hmm." Felix opened his miracle bracelet to record it, and said casually: "You have been giving out sperm more and more frequently recently."
That's because you are becoming more and more precise in developing your interests in me!
Ash felt like a guinea pig in an experiment, and Felix had figured out his physiological mechanism through pornographic pictures. He felt a little embarrassed for some reason. In the past two months, Felix had made him realize that he actually had so many hidden interests and hobbies. He didn't know he was a pervert, but now, he couldn't confidently refute when he was scolded next time.
In fact, after that long night, Ash thought that Riven and the others would go to Felix to talk about the selfie. Although Felix's original intention was good, his method was too weird. However, I don't know if Riven and the others forgot or for other reasons, Felix's selfie plan went on as usual, and he sent him various selfies of different styles every day.
Ash had also sternly refused, saying that he and the operators already had a perfect reward and punishment mechanism, and no additional spellcasting materials were needed. But Felix said, "You don't have reward time every day, and every time you use my photo, it means they will suffer one less painful price of brain water" - she really knows how to seize every opportunity to be sarcastic to Ash.
"Do you want a custom costume pose?" Felix asked, "I think you might like me to dress up as the Supreme Star..."
"Please don't do that," Ash pleaded sincerely, "Are there any chores you need me to do? If not, I'll go to the ruins below."
"Mop the floor." Felix pointed at the mop and said, "I don't know how long you'll be here, so it's better to keep the floor clean."
"good."
"Wait, come here for a moment."
When Ash came over, Felix looked around to make sure no one was around, unzipped her coat, and showed Ash the lace underwear underneath. Even though Ash looked away immediately, Felix got the reaction she wanted, and zipped up her coat slowly, saying cheerfully, "Okay, I understand, go mop the floor."
Ash gave her an unpleasant look and went to clean with the mop. He never stopped Felix. He wanted to watch but that was only a secondary reason. The real reason was that he found that Felix seemed to enjoy this hobby.
She is obsessed with studying all kinds of clothing combinations, environmental decorations, lighting and postures, and likes to capture her most amazing moments. Her selfie skills have also improved rapidly. Since she started taking selfies, Felix has maintained a healthy and cheerful mood. Compared with the melancholy little animal she was before, she is like a completely different person.
Traitorous to the country, hostile to the stars, and running around in a destroyed world for many days, this situation has accumulated a lot of pressure even for Ash, let alone Felix, a sanctuary magician? Since she has found a hobby that can relieve her stress, Ash has no reason to ruin her little fun, even if she always uses the excuse of "it's all for the viewers to watch", Ash accepts it.
But today, Ash did begin to look forward to what surprises she would give him.
After mopping the floor all the way to the kitchen, Ash pushed the door open and saw the pink-haired maid's back. Vichy was chopping vegetables and preparing ingredients on the kitchen counter. When she heard the voice, she glanced at him and continued to prepare today's lunch.
The team now has Vichy, Felix, and Deda Rose taking turns to cook. Everyone has different cooking preferences, so rotating every day can keep things fresh. Vichy, as usual, is wearing a backless maid dress, with pink curly twin ponytails hanging on both sides, and her straight legs in knee-length black stockings are pressed together without any gap.
Ash looked at her for a while, then went to mop the kitchen floor. While mopping, he suddenly turned Vichy around, put down the kitchen knife in her hand, and carried her to the kitchen counter in front of her blank eyes, so that her breasts were naturally facing Ash's face. Ash could enjoy her soft beauty as long as he buried his head in her.
Under Vichy's slightly nervous gaze, Ash went back to pick up the mop and mopped the floor where she had just been standing.
"..." Weixi bit her lower lip angrily, wishing she could kick the bastard in the head.
"Wait, don't come down yet, it's not ready yet." Ash reminded him. After he mopped the kitchen floor, he put the mop aside and closed the door.
He placed his hands on the edge of the kitchen counter and looked at Vichy who was sitting on the counter. “You were watching last night.”
"I'm not in love," Weishi pouted, "so I'm not interested in competing for your affection."
"But I feel like you're being ostracized by them, and there's no room for negotiation." Ash sighed, "It's been two months, how come you, a great Ghost Prophet, haven't established a good relationship with them yet?"
"If you die immediately, I will definitely be able to get along well with them." Wei Xi crossed her legs and said unhappily, "Or you can untie me and let me use some soul miracles to improve interpersonal relationships on them..."
"Don't even think about it." Ash said unhappily, "You are a demigod of soul prophecy, but you can't even see through other people's minds. I think you should just be a maid."
"Who says I can't see through other people's minds?"
"Really? Then why did I carry you to the kitchen counter?"
Isn't it just to tease me... Vichy blinked and saw Ash looking at her with a smile on his face and his lips tightly pursed. He looked a little embarrassed, but also with a bit of compensatory meaning.
"…Lunch time is in 45 minutes."
"Depending on your cooking speed," Ash said casually, "I'll decide how much extra time I'll give you to celebrate the transaction."
"It will take about 30 minutes." Vichy leaned close to his ear and said, "But if you are in a good mood, 15 minutes may be enough."