Chapter 1162 Only Suitable to Be Your Lover



Ash was stunned.

But he immediately shook his head and said seriously: "Don't make such jokes in the future. Language has magic power. The words spoken out can become seeds that are accidentally sown... Igula often warned me this before."

As he said this, he patted the soft body of the god as a warning. Weisser snorted lightly, and silver waves rippled.

"I'm not kidding." Weisser said softly, "I realized very early on that we are not suitable for each other... at least not for marriage, only for love."

"Is it because you destroyed Senluo? If you mean atonement——"

"No, it's not." Weisser shook her head: "Do you remember when we were in the underground golden river of the Twin Abyss, I described my ideal life to you?"

"Remember." Ash smiled and said, "I see you as soon as I open my eyes every day. We make breakfast together after washing up. In the morning, you read in the study while I watch a drama next to you. After lunch, we go to the library for a date. After dinner, we have our warm time. That's when you listen to me the most..."

"Now it seems that there is still a big gap between ideal and reality. At least our tender time is not limited to the night." He blinked, "It feels like it will start as soon as I open my eyes."

Weisser chuckled and glanced at Ash: "So you understand, don't you? I'm a very dull and boring person. Even my imaginary life is so boring."

"I think it's already very interesting," Ash said honestly, "At least there's no work involved - just thinking about eating and waiting to die every day makes me feel very romantic."

Weisser flicked Ash's forehead: "You are a demigod magician now, and you will be a ruling god in the future, with supreme magic. Can you have some higher pursuits?"

"I think that dealing with my emotional problems means exhausting my life's pursuit of high standards." Ash sighed half jokingly and half sincerely: "But you see, I am also a very dull and boring person. The peaceful life I pursue is not interesting either. Aren't we a good match?"

Weisser asked back, "Have you ever known a type of person who always says that they hate their current life and long for another life, but never changes, and instead sinks deeper and deeper into their current life?"

Ash: "...Are you talking about me?"

"You always say you want to be ordinary, but you broke into the palace for the witch in the Gospel Society, fought for Black Crow and me in Senluo, and fought desperately for Fili and the others in the Stars. Now you want to explore Hell for us." Weisser stretched out her finger to touch Ash's lips. "If you are a person who yearns for being ordinary, you will never fall in love with us troublesome women; if you are a person who yearns for being ordinary, we will not fall in love with you either."

"It's different. Those messy things always happen to me suddenly, so I have to take risks." Ash argued: "One day I won't have to take risks anymore. Then the only way I can disrupt my peaceful life is to make you angry."

Weisser shook her head. "You will definitely take the risk because you care too much about the people you love. You try hard to make sure everyone has no regrets. So you are reluctant to let the witch be the gospel, and you are reluctant to let me die. You can obviously accept a reluctant ending, but you just won't accept it and insist on pursuing a miracle."

"Is there anything wrong with pursuing miracles as a magician?" asked Ash.

"But everyone has regrets." Weisser said, "Just like you can never solve Jian Ji's regrets... You will always be tortured by her."

"Because you care about the people you love, even if you can settle down, your life will definitely be colorful. From the fact that your best friends are a trickster and a necromancer, we can see that you respect other people's hobbies and can easily experience their happiness - Sword Princess likes to chase dramas, and you also like to chase dramas; Witch likes card games, and you also learn to play cards with her; Vichy doesn't show any hobbies, but she just likes to chat with you. Even Felix likes to send you selfies."

"Didn't you notice? Even if you're not a lover, you're everyone's best friend." Weisser said slowly, "From you, I can vaguely sense how terrifying a true viewer would be. You may not feel anything, but if the viewer consciously uses this talent, he will be a heart stealer that is more difficult to defend against than a psychic."

"You are so good at finding fun in life, and you understand other people's moods. Even if your life is dull, it won't be boring." Weisser's breathing became shallow and rapid: "For example, when we are talking about business, you are still... teasing... me..."

The god suddenly straightened his neck, like a musical instrument with taut strings, and was ready to sing, but Ash blocked his lips in time, and the melodious song melted into the dense entanglement.

When their lips parted, Weisser had unconsciously put her arms around Ash's neck. Her face was slightly flushed, her eyebrows curved and full of charm, and she looked at Ash with eyes full of spring water, and her voice became more charming and lazy: "Don't you really have any stars you want?"

Ash tilted his head and whispered softly in her ear: "Isn't the brightest star in Senluo in my arms?"

"Ash, you're getting more and more delicious."

"You too."

"No." Weisser shook her head. "I have been standing still, still the boring Silver Lantern. I don't have any hobbies, and my heart won't be moved by anything. Even reading and studying are just my inertia... I used to call you an empty vessel, but in fact I am the empty vessel. After losing my mission to destroy the world, I seem to have been hollowed out."

"You know what? You occasionally share your progress and your discoveries with me, but I don't feel any waves in my heart. I will just help you analyze calmly and won't be upset because of your sharing. Even you are like this, not to mention Fiora and the others. Unless they are discussing you, I have no interest in what they think or say."

"Using Jian Ji as an analogy, if you share your thoughts on the same TV series with Jian Ji, she will be very interested in discussing it with you. If you share your thoughts on the same book with me, I will also discuss it with you, but I will not be happy about it."

"You like to find fun in the ordinary, but I'm not interested in anything." Weisser said, "That's why I said we are the most unsuitable couple."

"But isn't this complementary?" Ash spread his hands: "You are responsible for a peaceful life, and I am responsible for having fun?"

Weisser thought for a moment and said, "If we divide interpersonal communication into three types, the first type is to replenish each other's energy. This type of communication will not consume your emotions, but will make you more emotionally energetic. The second type is to have normal communication without replenishing or damaging each other. The third type is to consume energy. This type of communication will only consume your emotions until you are exhausted."

"In the adventurous period when the pressure of survival is at its maximum, you and Vichy are in the first state. She is best at becoming more courageous after more setbacks. The more critical the situation is, the more she can burst out with fiery passion. But if it is changed to a calm and ordinary life, you and Vichy will become the third type. People like her who seek excitement will constantly consume your energy."

"The opposite is the witch. The greater the pressure of survival, the closer the witch is to the third state. Her unstable emotions will continue to attract your attention. But if you can settle down, you and the witch can enter the first state. She is too eager to live a peaceful life with you."

"And Sword Princess..." Weisser sighed softly, "Even if we have some opinions about her in our hearts, we have to admit that she is the most suitable partner for you. No matter good times or bad times, no matter adventures or peace, you are always in the first state of relationship. Even if there are quarrels and awkwardness, you can quickly deal with each other's emotions. Occasional friction can even promote your relationship."

"What about you?" Ash asked.

"It depends." Weisser said, "If you are only with me, then that's the third state. Whether you are happy or sad, excited or scared, I can't empathize with you and can only respond to you calmly."

"Once or twice is fine, three or four times is acceptable, but if you keep not getting any response, your passion will wear off, your love will fade, and in the end you will inevitably end up hating me."

Ash stared at her blankly, seeming a little confused.

"Then there is nothing that can make you feel emotional?"

"Yes." Weisser smiled and said, "Aren't you always doing it?"

"The only thing that can make me feel up and down is making love with you." She leaned on Ash's shoulder and whispered, "Only you can make the silver light become more blazing."

"I never intended to be your only one, I just wanted to be your favorite. I want to help you build a harem and it's not a lie against my will. Even if you really only like me, I don't mind you looking for other girls. You can only fill my abyss by replenishing your energy from other people."

"So," Weisser whispered in Ash's ear, "I am not suitable to be your wife. I am only suitable to be your lover."

Ash was dumbstruck by what he heard, so he kissed her to calm down.

Weisser chuckled and said, "So, do you think I am more suitable to be your favorite than Sword Princess? I don't mind you being a promiscuous trash can at all."

Ash was a little depressed: "I told you that the Viewer and the Mirror Demon were married because you wanted to stay in Senluo. I wanted you to think that we would be together in the end, but you made me feel complicated... I just wanted to make you happy."

"We're going to the Spiral of Silence in a few days. Is there anything else I can do for you? Anything."

The bespectacled goddess blinked and looked at Ash with a very strange look, "Is anything really possible?"

Ash was startled, then turned his head away and pursed his lips. He thought for a long time with a tangled look on his face, and finally nodded: "Your original body will stay in Senluo from now on, and we don't know when you will come to Senluo next time... Perhaps this is our only chance to encounter your original body before the dust settles."

"I... can try to discuss it with Sword Princess."

Seeing Ash mustering up his courage but his body starting to tremble, Weisser couldn't help but burst out laughing and hugged him, laughing so hard that her body shook. Ash's face was filled with black lines: "Didn't you say that your moods don't fluctuate?"

"You are the only exception." Weisser wiped away her tears of laughter, with a smile in the corners of her eyes: "You always create many exceptions for me."

"Alright, alright, I won't steal Sword Princess' things. Even if you're not afraid of death, I'm afraid of death too."

Silver Lamp smiled and said, "Seeing that you are willing to fight Sword Princess for me, I am already satisfied. When you see my true form, just hug me, and leave quickly after hugging me. Don't stay."

"Why?" Ash said seriously, "Is there any danger?"

"It's very dangerous, because if you hold me for a little longer, I might be unable to resist entering your spiritual paradise and go with you." Weisser said seriously, "You know how deadly your charm is to me."

"Can I have a kiss?"

"Yes, but only for a moment."

"I feel like I might be unable to control myself..."

"Then kiss me enough now."

Weisser pecked Ash, but Ash kissed him and pressed his lips. In the latter's puzzled eyes, Yindeng kept looking at him, but moved his body down like a snake until he grabbed the belt with both hands and bit the zipper with his teeth.

Hiss.


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