"Hey, is the air in the back row okay? The air in the front row is quite clear, after all, I am the only professor in the front three rows. But this is also good. If students are enthusiastic about history classes about the past, I will start to worry about the future of Fanxing... But if you don't pay a little attention to the past, you should also worry about your future grades."
"Open page 173 of the textbook. In 871, Prime Minister Blado Usgeir drafted the Nobility Act and became the first new noble to be blessed by the Queen. The content of the Nobility Act is..."
The history professor was not a stiff and serious old scholar, but a rather humorous and fashionable old man. However, his strong personal style could not save the boring class content. Unless the professor told a few duke jokes or minister jokes, the classroom atmosphere would remain between a sleepy state and a muddled state.
For Sonia, the only benefit of attending class is that she can slowly sort out the mess in her heart. This is a habit she developed after entering college, because other spare time is too full, and the time resources that can be freely allocated are used to invest in herself.
More importantly, there was no place for her in the world of Kale. If she stayed alone, she would be easily overwhelmed by boredom and pressure, and fall into self-pity and sadness. Ever since she tried to cry secretly in her bed once, the village girl forced herself to stay in the sight of others as much as possible, not allowing herself to escape to the corner like a defeated dog to lick her wounds.
Tears that fail to arouse sympathy and love from others are of no value at all.
Therefore, the only place she could use to daydream and think about life was the boring public classes. Anyway, public classes could be easily passed as long as the final preparation was done, so she could use the class time to think about gains and losses.
Who has offended her, who has designs on her, who should she please, who should she target...it just so happens that public classes are also large classes, and Sonia can lock on her target just by looking around.
But recently Sonia has added a new entertainment activity - patrolling the forum during class to see if there are any aristocratic students who are discussing her. If so, she will punish them on the spot, and then observe the reactions of the students around her. She actually caught several classmates who were timid and shouted "Hello, Chief" offline, but attacked them heavily online and spoke like a country girl.
When she is in a good mood, Sonia will go over to pat the other person on the shoulder after class and shout out the other person's forum nickname, causing a lot of instant mental damage; when she is in a bad mood, Sonia will secretly investigate the other person's background, and then pretend to be a prophet in the forum, accurately tell the other person's details, and then predict that she "will definitely be cheated", "the family will fall into decline", "the skin care products you use will definitely ruin your face", causing continuous mental damage.
No matter which situation it is, it is extremely fun. After Adele learned about this game, she also enthusiastically became the "class police". Anyone who dares to not pay attention in class and mock Fiora on the forum, don't blame them for responding to the call for justice!
So when Adele saw Sonia suddenly open her notebook and write something, with her expression sometimes nervous, sometimes smiling, and sometimes angry, she thought she must have caught a big fish.
I wonder who is so lucky to be the toy for the minister of the Claw Club to vent his anger today?
Thinking of this, Adele moved over to see what scandals Sonia was recording. However, Sonia, who was confused today, was as alert as a she-wolf protecting her food and closed the notebook in an instant.
Eating alone like this?
Adele turned her eyes away and pretended to read The Peerage Act seriously, but her mind was entirely on Sonia's notebook.
Because she just glanced at one of the lines -
"Let's go get back together and repeat our past mistakes to torture each other."
The aura of the scumbag between the lines was as strong as the fountain at the school gate. Adele felt that Sonia must have caught the scumbag's braid and was ready to stretch out her claws to play with her prey.
In fact, Adele guessed correctly, Sonia was indeed doing this.
After finally digesting the shame of losing her memory, Sonia immediately realized a problem - given the viewer's personality, he would definitely hold on to this matter and remember every word she said after losing her memory, and then suddenly say it out loud when Sonia is fighting, and when Sonia's attention is distracted and she falls into danger, the viewer will step forward to save her...
The thought of this plot development made the village girl feel ashamed and angry. In order to avoid this dilemma, Sonia must also find something on the audience to achieve the "amnesia deterrence" so that no one can casually mention what happened when they lost their memory!
So Sonia spent more than half an hour recording every word the viewer said after he lost his memory, and then selected "The Ten Most Affectionate Words", "Five Famous Quotes about Cheating", and "One Shameless Speech That Is Worth Ten Thousand Words".
Viewer, do you have enough ammunition reserves?
Sonia could even imagine such a scene: when the audience was about to mock her, she coughed and responded slowly: "Or use another more direct statement, without any ambiguity, and completely open-hearted - the me now..."
Boom!
The history professor adjusted his glasses. Sonia, blushing, pointed to the cracked tabletop as if nothing had happened: "There are mosquitoes."
The old professor breathed a sigh of relief: "I was so scared, I thought it was because I taught so badly that the students were so angry that they smashed the desks."
After class, Sonia put away her notebook contentedly. Just as she was about to leave, she suddenly remembered something and said to Lois and Adele, "Oh, I died in the virtual world again, and I died because I accidentally fell into the static realm. Oh, I'm so stupid."
Seeing Sonia knocking her head in a cute way, her roommates began to wonder if they had heard "I'm in love" as "I died in the virtual world". Otherwise, it would be really hard to explain your excitement.
They also understood what Sonia meant - if it got out, our great chief student, the red-haired swordsman, would die twice in the virtual world within a month!
This will certainly give the "Anti-Sword Princess Alliance" an excellent target, but this is exactly what Sonia wants. Because now in the forum atmosphere, the "Anti-Sword Princess Alliance" has been defeated, and anyone who dares to mock Sonia will be attacked and killed by everyone. If this continues, the noble students who hate Sword Princess will probably give up, after all, their ancestors were not wholesale.
However, Sonia's latest album is about to be released, and now is the time to attract attention. Naturally, she has to make full use of the "Anti-Sword Princess Alliance" and throw out some bait from time to time to maintain their enthusiasm. Sonia has already anticipated that when her album comes out, it will definitely cause countless verbal battles, and then sales will soar.
Sonia was not afraid that this "scandal" would affect her. After all, when passers-by knew that Sonia died twice in the virtual world in one month, they would soon know that Sonia went from a magician apprentice to a two-winged magician in just one month.
This is also the promotional strategy of the Outstretched Claws Club (the name of the organization was unanimously approved by supporters after seeing the photos taken by Adele): a genius does not need to promote her genius, but only her shortcomings. Use the shortcomings to attract the attention of passers-by, so that passers-by can discover the genius of the Sword Princess themselves.
Adele watched Sonia skipping out of the classroom and sighed, "She was absent-minded before class, but after class, she looked like she had eaten a strawberry sundae, with a creamy smell of happiness all over her body... Women are really hard to understand."
"She looks..." Lois said uncertainly, "Does she look like she's in love?"
"Although, she usually only interacts with a few of us." Adele pondered, "And I once stood naked in front of her, and she didn't show any impulse, which shows that she doesn't have any special desire for women..."
“So there is only one conclusion.”
Lois looked at Adele, and Adele looked at Lois's breasts.
"I had my suspicions before." Adele said seriously, "Loy, so you are a man?"
Lois didn't say anything, just looked at her calmly. Adele then realized that her joke had gone a little too far, so she imitated Sonia and knocked her head: "Hey, I was just joking."
"Adele..."
"I am now the manager of the powerful Claw Club. If you have something to say, please speak nicely and don't bully me."
"Even if I were a man." Lois's eyes were filled with coldness: "I would not choose you as my lover."
Adele blinked, and her pupils became moist.
Her heart was falling, falling continuously.
"I obviously thought that if I were a man, I would marry Luo Yi... Don't talk to me anymore!"
Watching Adele turn around and burst into tears, Lois said expressionlessly, "It seems like there will be a small test for the next professional course in the Water Conservancy Department..."
Adele paused.
Lois strode out, and Adele followed behind her with a wronged look on her face, staring at Lois's butt, as if she was cursing it to get smaller too.
But Lois suddenly stopped, and Adele bumped into her.
"What's wrong?"
Not only Lois, other students also stopped in the aisle, looking at the sky outside the window with confused expressions.
Adele looked up.
The shadows of the stars were reflected in her eyes.