Ash felt that something was getting more and more wrong recently.
Although the city of Fanmoula is inherently wrong, or it can be said that Ash has never been to a right city, when he goes to the virtual world, he will encounter the amnesia happy house, and when he lives in the house of the veela, he has to worry about being killed by the night attack.
But the recent problem is that "I woke up early in the morning and found that my roommate had turned into a girl."
The first thing was to get up. Since he couldn't enter the virtual world recently, Ash could only sleep soundly. However, every time he woke up, he found an extra cake in the room. The style was different every day, red velvet, black forest, white forest, and mousse. Ash even wondered if Sennheiser wanted to feed him until he was fat and then eat him.
But it seems that no one else has this treatment, only his room has cakes growing in it every day.
Something is wrong.
Then there was Liz, and Ash found that his high-level stand was being consumed at an increasingly fast rate. Every time Liz said that she did not do anything, but she was almost consuming three stands a day, and Ash even suspected that she was using the stand to conduct taboo human experiments.
Something is wrong.
The eldest lady also has some problems. When Ash occasionally meets An Nan in the cafeteria, An Nan will be happy to pat Ash's shoulders, head, butt, etc. In short, she likes physical contact with Ash, making them seem like they are very familiar with each other, even though they are just a street lamp and a worker.
Something is very wrong.
Also, Ash always felt that every woman he met seemed to like him very much. When buying drinks in the restaurant, the mermaid would deliberately tickle his palm; when playing games in the game cabin, the administrator would come over every hour to remind Ash to take a break, drink water and eat snacks. Sometimes, when Ash was busy playing games, she would feed Ash directly.
There were many more things besides these, which forced Ash to check his status information over and over again to make sure that his occupation was "Eternal Walker/Social Idle Person", and not "Walking Hormone", "Legendary Clay Worker", or "Humanoid Hypnotic Spray".
Although Ash thought he looked okay, he was still a little far from Igula's Pizza Hut level, who could charm men, women, young and old. However, his popularity was almost catching up with gold coins.
Could it be that Sennheiser is attracted to people like him who look decadent and weathered like a workaday boy?
But it was really nice to be the center of attention. Ash would sometimes laugh out loud while sleeping. He had never thought that being handsome was so useful. He even regretted not asking the Crow medic to give him a full face-changing package.
But something was still wrong.
Finally, last night, Ash saw Igula in the restaurant, so he sat down opposite him with his plate, and then something very incredible happened -
Igula actually ran away!
The Trickster hadn't even finished eating the Lala Fat yet, and he left in a hurry as soon as Ash sat down, not even willing to call him "Brother Ash"!
Ash recalled carefully, and suddenly realized that the trickster seemed to be avoiding him these days. There were several times when they were about to meet in the corridor, and each time Igula took another branch to leave. Ash thought Igula was in a hurry before, but now think about it, Igula obviously avoided him when he saw him!
Something was definitely going terribly wrong!
"So, I just wanted to ask if you have any clues."
In Ash's room, Ash, Harvey, and Liz sat around a table, sharing the strawberry cheesecake that had just grown in the room.
Perhaps it was a side effect of the blood moon candy, but Harvey still liked sweets. However, he didn't like to eat cake directly, but dipped it in cat grass cigarettes, like eating French fries.
The necromancer said nonchalantly, "Igula has never called you 'Brother Ash' before, right?"
"Although he never said it, I know he definitely respects me in his heart." Ash said, "Now that he won't even talk to me, I feel like something is seriously wrong."
Liz picked out all the strawberries and ate them one by one, and said vaguely, "Dad, did you do something to offend Aunt Borgin?"
"How could I..." Ash suddenly recalled that he broke into the bathing room a few days ago and had an in-depth conversation with Igula: "...I have done such a thing (very quietly)."
"If you've offended Aunt Borgin, why don't you just pick a time to apologize to him?" Liz said, "For example, rush in when he's taking a bath. He will definitely forgive you."
Ash glanced at Liz in surprise and gave her a thumbs up: "I think you and I are on the same page. It turns out that I didn't call you dad for nothing!"
“Is that so?”
"But..." Ash groaned, "I don't think it's appropriate."
"Why is it inappropriate?" Liz asked. "Is it that apologizing is inappropriate? It can't be that taking advantage of Aunt Borgin's bath is inappropriate. You're not a good person, Dad."
Ash punched Liz's head and said, "How should I put it? I just feel... a little dangerous."
"What danger?" Harvey chewed the cake tobacco, making a popping sound. "You're not even afraid of Igula with clothes on, so how can you be afraid of Igula without clothes?"
"But I still feel that Igula is very dangerous when he takes a bath." Ash folded his hands and closed his eyes, as if trying to predict something: "The main thing is that I feel that Igula seems to be enduring something. I have a strong premonition that if I provoke him..."
He thought for a while: "Something bad might happen."
Harvey and Liz looked at each other, and couldn't think of anything bad that Igula could do to Ash.
After all, Igula is not a magician who is good at fighting, and the most likely thing he will do is hypnotize Ash.
And the ways he used to fool Ash were always the same, like 'stripping and running naked in the restaurant', 'calling Qinna his wife', and 'calling Annan his daughter'.
To put it more seriously, these three things happen at the same time.
Not to mention the consequences, but Ash doesn't look like someone who cares about such things.
It's impossible for Igula to beat up Ash, right?
"Then let's move on to the next topic." Harvey said, "Regarding Ash's sudden popularity with women, I have three possibilities: Ash's hallucination, Ash's hallucination caused by Igula's hypnosis, Ash's hallucination caused by the poisoning of the beauty mist, and Ash's hallucination caused by the damage to his soul."
Because after the soul is damaged, you need to sleep for eight hours, and you can't have two hours of quality sleep. Out of habit, Ash told others the news of his death in the virtual world.
Liz raised her hand and sternly corrected him, "Uncle Harvey, you clearly raised four points!"
Ash's face was filled with black lines: "Only a little bit... and this is really not my illusion! At least not just that!"
Harvey thought for a moment and said, "I don't have the final say on this matter. After all, you and I are of the same sex, and my aesthetic taste is more advanced. You will definitely not accept my evaluation of you. It's better for you to speak for yourself, Liz. You have to believe your daughter, right?"
Ash looked at Liz, who was not in a hurry. She swallowed the cake in one gulp and burped.
She wiped her hands with a tissue, then grabbed Ash's sleeve, her nose twitching, tears in her eyes, and her face full of sympathy and pity.
"I'm sorry, Dad. I shouldn't have pushed you so hard. Let's not have a stepmother, okay? I will never mention my stepmother in front of you again. Don't torture yourself like this. Liz's heart hurts..."
Ash untied his belt directly, "Harvey, can you perform medical miracles? Can you heal a rotten ass?"